Have You Heard the Latest? (Rumours V)

Have you heard that certain people *cough, cough, MrA, cough* think the last Rumour thread is too long?

I DO! ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!!!

puppetmaster just got married. She's so happy she's singing.

UR REAL FUNNY! :)

Why thank you puppet! *throws rice*

JP! TAKE IT OUT OF THE BAG FIRST!

jp has smoker's cough.

Oops.

I don't smoke. The smoke is coming from my brain.

JP burns brains for fun and profit... plus to assuage the zombie-mutant holocaust.

JP i believe its against the law to throw rice at weddings in some places

Even virtual rice? Who's going to eat it? Virtual pigeons?

And yes, there is a law in some places against rice. Rice is not good for birds and it can also make sidewalks slippery, causing nasty lawsuits.

Where is Kerian with her confetti when you need her?

JP is killing virtual pigeons and causing virtual people to slip on the virtual sidewalk, resulting in virtual injuries and virtual lawsuits. It's virtually chaos.

Now she is returning children.

I've been to weddings where the couple was showered in birdseed, and others where they wer showered in bubbles.

#10 jp:
Taking cats to the vet. (Everyone's okay.)

Espy is prejudice against non-bright and shiny pennies. I think foggi and MrsE should switch all his pennies for old ones.

Foggi's office has been declared a disaster area.

>#13: That sounds better than those weddings where you are showered with frogs.

MEMs wedding We showered them with Silly string!

We had confetti and juggling clubs. :o)

Jon and I got married in the morning, so we provided a variety of dry breakfast cereals for throwing.

JP, I hope no one got a club to the head!

No clubs to the head. We only let professionals throw clubs. ;o)

lefty, I hope no one threw milk! And was there a toast?

eggs?

MrA is a monkey's uncle.

Kerian tried to buy ale. Luckily, she didn't know where to find it.

MEM is building a tent city in her backyard and hides foreigners in her basement. It's very unsafe. MrA almost choked on a toy he found on the floor.

kik

MrA eats toys.

...hey, wait a minute...

If you had eaten it, you wouldn't have choked on it.

Donna isn't human.

Is she a vampire?
Again?

#26 Only in the morning.

Does she sparkle in the sun?

...she's superhuman!

Dah-da-da-daaaaah!

JP does something with bats eyelashes when she wants people to do stuff for her. I suspect that it's some kind of potion.

Edited to terminate apostrophe with extreme prejudice

MrA eats minks.

MsD meets inks.

MsD and MrA link meats.

MrA's desperate attempt to corral all the randomness of HE into the derailed train thread has failed miserably. MrA blames LadyN and MsD.

Can't be my fault. I'm busy getting on with my work. Not been in here yet today.

It was your project, so you are ultimately responsible. Don't try to shift the blame.

are you people done yet! I'm laughing so hard my belly hurts

That's MsD's fault.

Hey! Psst! polly found Shakespeare in a storage cupboard!

yeah I did!

lefty has been holding Dustfinger against his will. All he wants to do is escape and find a way back into his book.

she better be careful. he might burn her

K is leaving home. She's tired of not getting the full story.

kirby has to clean up icy limbs. Must have been another zombie attack.

#44 --> That's not necessarily a rumor, though not for that reason. Tired is correct, though.

There is always a kernel of truth in the big bag of rumour corn. *nods head sagely*

Popcorn at jp and cat's house!

I choose to think of it as pop culture corn.
*thinks some will be misreading that.*

And K lives under a rock where there are no videos, DVD's or pop culture references to trip over. I'm hopeful she will eventually move to roomier accommodations. Maybe a cave that has cable TV.

It's better than living in a pineapple under the sea. :P

*covers ears tightly in fear*

MsBella's nose is stuck in a book.
Must make it hard to walk.

Must hurt. Is it "glued" to the page?

Her eyes might be glued to the page.

You'd think that would burn.

#56: especially if it's done with hot silicon...trust me!

JP has heartburn....

hehehe!

Renald has Hagrid's pockets. I hope Hagrid doesn't find out. 8-0

>#58: kik ROFL.

Edited to increase humour register accuracy to 99.7%.

Wait, I thought Renald WAS Hagrid...who else would have Hagrid's coat but Hagrid? And how could you tell it would fit in his pocket unless you had the coat to test the theory? Everyone be careful if a pink umbrella gets waved around!

Darn it MEM you caught me! I am Hagrid but I took speech lessons to improve my English...I think the coat comment may have been a give away....LOL

#58 - I get it now LOL

#63: LOL made my day to make someone laugh...

Today, Laia didn't wake up thinking that she is a parrot. This is a good sign.

Polly has sarcasm all over her keyboard. (She lets it flow from her fingers as she types.)

Better than having spit on your keyboard.

MEM is having trouble getting into the chat tomb. I think this is where all the Hogwarts ghosts hang out and chat.

Picolina is a pie.

I thought she was pi.

Rissa is going to call her baby "officially".

Well that sounds better than Reneesme....*ducks at things thrown at him just in case*

I think the idea of combining the grandparent's names is a good one, but only if it turns out as a nice name. I don't think I've heard anyone say they liked the name Renesme.

#73 rissa,
I liked Renesme.

okay, that's one to about 25

I have a friend named Melia (the lia is emphasized) after her grandmothers Melany and Gloria. I liked that combination.

Chocolate, chicken, chocolate butterscotch chip cookies, and smoothies combine to make something known simply as "pure deliciousness." You should try it sometime!

They combine names a lot in Spanish communities rissa. Also unusual names, but you have to be careful with that. I have a cousin who hates her name, Waleska.

The latest rumor is that several HEers have the "mom voice," "mom look," and there is at least one "evil eye." I'll bet if you had us all in a room together with leaders of various nations we could bring about world peace.

Or at least send all the leaders to their rooms.

Apparently most of our posting comes from our one word threads (i.e., word association). That means we're not as substantial as other groups.

jp-Mine's the "teacher" version. Though not as potent, still effective.

#76 -- The butterscotch chocolate chip cookies were a modification of your recipe, lefty, so thanks again!

#77 -- I can throw in a "Librarian Shush" if you need me to. :-)

*MEM begins to make a list for world domination*
uh, the only thing is a think Mom's evil eye has gotten a bit weak since she became a gramdmother. Neither of my kids are scared of it.

#82-Oh no! Everyone knows the evil eye is ineffective against the grandchild smile!

#81-The Librarian Shush should be very effective at the negotiation table.

#79-Don't knock the teacher look, kirby. I've seen some teacher looks that could make children shrink where they stand. ;o)

edited because I mixed up all my references. That's what I get for responding backwards!

#76 and 77: lefty and JP: Yeah here we have lots of combined names and IMHO that I would prefer to name my kids in a normal name and if I want to honor some member of my family I would put my baby that person's name but not combined names...and JP I know like 2 Waleskas here :D

#79: kirby: Yeah I have the teacher look too, but I have applied it to my nephews and it has worked too. The other teachers used to call me to their classrooms to tell their students off if they were misbehaving.

#81: foggi: You have to teach me the library sshhhh! in the meet-up!!

Yes but I can try! (Not very hard against the grandbabies who of course can do no wrong in my eyes and therefore I have no need of the Evil Eye!)

as I said, I like the idea of combining the grandmothers' names, I just think you should only do it if it comes out as a nice name Melia is a name that came out nicely. If I named my baby by combining grandmothers' names though, it would come out as Mylie (pronounced the same as hannah montanna), so that's not happening.

#80 Foggi, oh! I am delighted to know you are using it! :)

#87 -- Hehehe, for a second there I thought you meant my "Librarian Shush!" Then I remembered that I'd posted about the recipe!

KIK! Well, I'm sure that is quite useful too!

mmmmm..chocolate butterscotch cookies. Must go to store for baking goods

sounds scrumdidliumptious

Finnegan helps kirby do her hair. I wonder what kind of style you get when your dog does your hair?

#92 -- Sophie tries to help with mine sometimes, but she can't french-braid worth a darn. ;-)

We were experimenting with the curling iron this morning.

My cats used to help me with my hair, too. Somehow I'm not at all sad that they don't care to anymore. I can't imagine why.

LOL 8)

Kerian is starting to hallucinate. She's seeing weird green flashy thingies while she browses LT.

They're even on this thread! (You seriously don't see them??)

Kerian's hallucinations are getting worse and she is trying to pass them on to the rest of us.

KIK!

They're green flashes? I thought I knew what you meant, K, but I do not. I guess you are hallucinating.

They're there, I tell you! KIK. I really must find out if anyone else sees them. Maybe it's my computer.

*nods and smiles*
Of course they're there, dear. Have some tea.

whispers to others:
Give her the sedative.

Yes, finally someone who sees them! They're mainly by our LT usernames and the date of our posts. *sips some tea*

*whispers to JP* I thought the sedative was in the tea!
Opps!

*takes another sip of tea*

*lurking to see if K conks out*

*looks in the now empty tea cup and waves to lefty*

*Stands behind K to catch her incase she falls*

*zonks out*

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.............

That's right, K.
Get some rest.
All the green lights are going out....

Zzzzzzzzz....

LOL!

*whispers* Sorry! I hope I didn't wake her!

MrA is a twork.

LG is a poodlist.

Ron thinks I threw tomatoes at him on the thread in which he politely asks for onions. Since what he really wants are book suggestions, I'm curious how you know what type of vegetable each book is, and if he's the only one who classifies books as different kinds of vegetables. However, I think everyone else seemed to give him onions alright.

Curious and curiouser.

It's simple really.
carrots for picture books (good for the eyes)
lettuce for fun fiction (fiber, but not much else)
onions for drama (they make you cry)
broccoli for non-fiction (good for you, but maybe not your favorite vegetable)
tomato for junior fiction (because it's a fruit, really)

:o)

ROFL. Ah, I see! Thank you, jp!

Voldemort is posting on HE.

I thought he was visiting and killing off shrinks. (See the thread we're distracting JP on.) I guess he's going for happiness of HP fans instead.

#117 JP, how long did it take you to come up with that! You're even more clever than I thought!

Drama goggles:



I like broccoli, though.

121-Um...A couple of minutes?
I couldn't think of vegetable comparisons for mystery and scifi though.

122-kik! I like broccoli too. ;o)

mystery: cluecumber.
scifi:



yeeeees, i know it's a fruit...

Shouldn't scifi be something...poddish?

Although those watermelons do scream otherworldly...

DO you know how long it took me to locate this thread...

Anyway, JP killed rips the wings off Angels. She admitted it herself *nods head*.

The wing fell off. It was the head I ripped off. But it was an accident! I promise!

Rah! JP smash!

JP is always right.

Exactly. This is why MrsG is my favorite.

*gasp* Yay!

JUJ is the new KIK.

>#130: I'm going to tell Cat you said that.

JUJ.

Could I please not dream about something bad and then someone have a sort-of similair injury to that? Oh, please, oh please. (Not to scare anyone of it happening to an HEer, but rather Bella's poor cousin.)

One of suge's dogs is a mad scientist.

She also makes her dogs work very hard for her. I wonder if her boss knows?

Lefty has passed all her wind east.

(cough,gag!) next time turn the other way! and don't eat chili for dinner!

The sun speaks to puppet from behind the clouds.

MsDonna and jp will never think of seakittens in quite the same way due to a horrible Google accident.

Nor will I *runs away to wash his eyes with soap*

Oh gosh, I'm so embarrassed! I really was trying to save everyone from that.
I am truly, deeply sorry! *offers soap to any who need it*

Thanks JP *takes soap and joins ren at sink* I hope you have a lot of that on hand.

scrubbing eyes AHHH it burnssss!!! scrubbing eyes

What happened today?!

People are being punished for not following JP's instructions. Serves them right, i say.

Oh MrA! You know that you would have looked if you could! lol. But yes, we are being punished!

What I want to know is what goes through someone's mind when they do something like that?

Do you really? I'm not sure I do, I have a feeling that would be even more frightening!

Yeah I second bib's opinion!

Suge is going to steal six year old socks from JP. I'm not really clear on why she would want them -- JP is so anxious to get rid of them that she's planning on making popcorn.

I think suge could use more colorful socks. I don't own a single pair of white socks, and hers? *shakes head* It's sad.

foggi separates monkeys in her grass.

Well, somebody's gotta do it.

And if you try to seperate them in the mud it just gets messy.

flying monkeys?

Trunk Monkeys, MrA. Trunk Monkeys.

Kirby is getting her leg removed. It is considered "mini" surgery. I would hate know what is considered major surgery!

Kerian's head hasn't been on straight all week. *imagines K walking around with her head tilted*

*tilts her head and wonders if it's straight now*

Butterflies could, scientifically speaking, never really be made of butter

If you missed chat tonight, you missed the washer/dryer scandal. It's a big tragedy.

>#161: But they could be made out of flies.

Polly has trouble telling which thread is which.

hey! I'm sick OKAY? leave me alone! :)

Ok dear.

*whispers* Where is the sedative tea?

I like my tea

K drank all the sedative tea.

ejj likes "making friends" with gummi bears. This means that if she says that she wants to "make friends" with you, you should run away screaming - she is going to bite your head off.

Figuratively or literally?

well, i assumed literally. Who shouts at gummi bears?

Maybe suge at green ones?

Espy's a Twilight fan.

151---> They are vintage, foggi. And very stylish.

K, shut up about my socks. An inspection of my sock thingie would reveal an array of socks of every texture and every variation of blue there is :P

171--> Only green stuff I like is moolah.

Blue. Heehee. Okay, so I was exagerating. I admit it.

suge eats money.

Eww! Salad is really much better, suge. Or I imagine. I haven't actually eaten money. Blah.

no money eats suge

Suge hates vegetables (except carrot and capsicum), trees (except in Fall), grass and vegetation generally.

Shortbread cookies talk to Ms_Bella.

#172 -- Those are vicious lies, and I want a retraction!

Bwahahaha!

MrA has recurring backward subject problems. And I did misread that the first time I saw it.

>#179: Perhaps a clarification?

Espy is a fan of all Stephany Meyer's works?

Espy wuvs Edward?

Espy is on Team Bella?

>#182 That's not really a retraction. It's more of a redaction. Which Espy might consider an infraction even though it is a natural reaction.

ROLF!

I just hope that it doesn't cause cardial infarction.

Kerian is "rolfing" all over this thread... do you need some of the special tea, dear?

And apparently MrA is a closet Twilight fan since he knows all the "secret codes."

No, thank you. I think MrA said something about the tea being gone, anyways. What luck!

*does secret "Twifan" handshake with Espy*

I knew it! You look JUST like the guy in front of me at the midnight release party!!!

He was wearing an "Edward, I love it when you play the PIANO!!!" t-shirt. Spotted.

Bib usually showers. But not always, apparently.

*Looks at MrA incredulously* What exactly are you doing?

We might see the end of MrA's Twilgiht handshakes (don't pretend like you don't know, Espy ;) as he's running out of posts to post.

You're not fooling anyone.

>#190: ROFLMAO.

Look, i found a spare post!

And here's another one! It was just lying here, no-one was using it.

...these don't count, so they?

Poor MrA. And yet, I cannot feel sorry for you until you reverse the curse of the backwards title.

Snow makes JP bake cookies. I'd hate to see her house in a blizzard!

.eltit sdrawkcab eht fo esruc eht

:ArM 991#
.yltcaxe stguoht yM

The HE has been given the honor of having Elrond, Gandalf and Aragorn on our planning counsel. The GD must be quite jealous.

Really bib? Would you really hate seeing a house full of warm cookies?

Maybe. Is there milk?

Of course there's milk!

Quick! Someone get me a plane to JP's house!!

Maybe you could catch the plane with cat.

Bella's cat's real name is Liesel Meminger.

Darn. Should have thought of that earlier!

Kerian has a dossier on every cat in the country.

So long as JP doesn't try to stuff me in her oven, I'm sleighing over to her house the next blizzard we have.

okay....there are many people with obsessions with green day.

She's a rebel
She's a saint
She's the salt to the earth
And she's dangerous

She's a rebel
Vigilante
Missing link on the brink
of destruction

Foggi attempted to apparate from the HE chat into the GD chat and splinched herself.

#6: *falls to the ground with a huge rice bag on head*

ok... OW!

puppet has been passed out on this thread since #6. I can't believe no one noticed. Or at least tripped over her.

foggi likes bad puns. It figures. The girls never look at a "nice" pun.

Espy uses swear substitutes. He thinks they sound like the real thing.

Why are you smurfing spreading the smurfing rumors about me? You need to shut the smurf up before I smurf you up you smurfing smurf!

;)

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase:
"Cursing a blue streak."

BLASPHEMY!

Poor Espy. He's feeling blue and little.

I mean a little blue.

LOL.

I actually tripped over puppet midway down the thread. Sorry puppet, i thought you were taking a nap.

>#213: Thank heavens that you added that winky emoticon. For a minute i thought that you were serious, and you actually were threatening to "smurf" JP up. I was going to call the police. Smeriously.

That would be so smurfed up!

MrA has come out of the closet and joined the 'We ♥ Twilight!' group.

And he announces it to everyone who calls his house!

And to scare telemarketers!

ETA: Puppet is trying to drown MsD pouring water into her mouth while she's unconscious

*snicker* 8)

lol

well, ya could have "woke" me up. Great, now i have bruse on where kicked me when u tripped!

I didn't kick you! I just...stepped on you. A little bit. Sorry. It's dark in here.

Lefty thinks that JP is a very small faucet. Must be all the tap dancing she does.

No wonder I've been dripping like crazy.

I think the Mystery of MrA being able to keep his post count down is no longer a mystery ; )

Really! I thought that there was something funny going on there.

Funny peculiar, that is.

Fess up! What;s the secret? And what gave it away?

Renald is actually a new product from Apple called iRon.

#229: I cannot deny nor confirm that information

LadyN has a secret identity as The Crazy Shouting Lady. Witnesses to her vigilantism say she appears every Wednesday morning on the East London overground service, yelling at commuters who are too daft to get out of the train and elevator doorways to let people off. Her costume consists of a shiny red jumpsuit, horn-rimmed glasses, and leather boots with low wedge heels (for safety). She no longer wears a cape. Weapon of choice is a fashionable purse filled with rocks.

ha ha ha!! Oh JP, that's made my evening!!

*grins*
Happy to oblige.

We'll need some background for the comic book adaptation. Perhaps an anecdote on wearing capes in the Underground? :o)

suge is going to London to team up with The Crazy Shouting Lady. Her secret identity name has not yet been revealed. It may or may not include the word "smurf."

Now that will be a force to be reckoned with!!

Re: Capes on the underground - really not a good idea. If one of those babies gets caught in the doors, it's curtains. My friend nearly got strangled when the end of her scarf got held in the doors when she got off the train... *shudder*... Thank goodness she managed to unwind it from around her neck before the train disappeared into the tunnel.

Well that was a cheery anecdote wasn't it!! maybe not so good for a comic book!

No, no, that was good. Suspense, drama, and it all ended well. Very important comic book hero elements. Classic.

This "friend"...an old sidekick of yours? Robin to your Batman?

And to throw you further off we are asain.

edited: Wow those were lifesize.


Crazy Shouting Lady


(I dont do red) The the superhero otherwise know as........

#233: Maybe the Dominican Shriek?...just kidding suge!

Kerian is actually a chicken....I wonder if she types here by pecking at the keyboard....

ROFL! You may have to snip the tails suge!
No capes, no scarves, no tails.

*K. Stabs. One. Key. At-a-time. And-says.*
:P~~~

I second no capes! I can't see the second photo. It's just my computer, though.

Pst Screaming Lady.. can we change our colors?

If you have the time guys, google "superhero costumes" or "shinny red catsuit" and you will laugh till you smurf your pants.

rear for the dog's life:


EDITED AGAIN: Dang, superheroing is hard work! You can't even find decent clothes.

Edna says: No capes!

MrA and Ron were part of a transportation experiment. It didn't go well. Now we know the REAL reason MrA has been so quiet...

*tiny voice* help meee! heeellllp meeee!
Ewww! A fly with MrA's head!

Mysterion is probably...well, a woman. Posting a picture of Ernest Borgnine in the GD "gorgeous guys" thread gave it away. That, and the monster truck SUVs.

lolz people.

do yall 'member when we were all superheroes? and i designed yalls costumes?
ah good times. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Mindy-lou's parole is coming through 2 hours earlier than she thought it would.

THE GREEN DRAGON HAS A HEG THREAD!!!!

I know. They're always stealing stuff from us. ;) Isn't that what someone said about us last month in the GD?

Actually, they have several (not called HEG, granted) -- and have, for some time. I think this is one time when both groups individually came up with the same thread idea. :-)

I agree. Some ideas are just universal. Everyone likes eye candy. :o)

I was teasing. Someone made the same comment about us last month.

I think we both knew you were teasing (I did). Foggi and I were making an observation. And I think suge is excited to have another place to appreciate HEGs. :o)

Yep, I knew that! No worries. :-)

Maren thinks she's a cat. She said she felt warm and fuzzy.

Bob washes Snape's hair.

JP is high.

Cat loves herbs (anybody see a pattern emerging?)

I am not high, Ms Grins and Misty Ironman. I'm just light-headed.
And floating.
On a rainbow.
Pretty colors....

We don't grow funny herbs. Only upstanding citizen herbs. :oP

LadyN has recently conquered her porridgeophobia. It was in preparation for porridge encounters in the jungles of Borneo.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!

257- We grow boring herbs too. The kinds who are no fun at parties. Maybe we should add in a couple of funny herbs to shake up the plant community.

JP you know me so well. My happiness was because I had forgotten that the GD (which I am a member off, you gossips) also has a man candy thread. Oh, the glories of beautiful men *dreamy sigh and dreams of running around a flower strewn meadow Henry Cavill (yes we are both clothed you pervs)*

I heard suge is going to England and never coming back because of the many HEGs she will find there Oh and she will have loads of pictures to send us of herself.

Mandy and foggi's dogs are part of S.P.E.W. They've been stealing socks and leaving them for the house elves.

You forgot Kirby's dogs. They're in on this, too! Somebody needs to explain to my pooch that I'm not rich enough to have a house-elf, free or otherwise!

K has Weekend Mixup Disorder so to her Thursday is Saturday.

Mysterion has some disorder that causes him to affect the seasons.

K didn't pay attention in history class, when they were covering the rise of Groucho Marxism and the Russian revolution.

Mysterion killed off MrAndrew. This would explain why we haven't been seeing much of MrA lately.

*GASP!*

HELP! MYSTERION HAS ME TRAPPED IN A PIT IN HIS BASEMENT! HE KEEPS SAYING WHAT NICE, SOFT SKIN I HAVE! AHHHHHHHHHHH!

*thud*

Quiet, you fool. Or else you'll get the hose again.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

Mysterion also seems to be throwing PIANOs at MrA...

Hey, he's doing all the shouting.

Me, i'm that quiet guy. You know the one. Where all the neighbours tell the news crew, "he was a very quiet guy".

*sits quietly, if somewhat creepily*

LadyN comes on LT when everybody else at her workplace is asleep. Sneaky! Is she putting something in their coffee to achieve this result?

Alas, non are true, Mar. How I wish. My nose is too big for the first and the second is impossible because I don't show up on film.

It puts the lotion in the basket.

Foggi enjoys writing to-do lists on large sheets of paper and then flying through them. It's an odd hobby indeed. I only hope she doesn't have a cape.

Mysterion and suge never sleep.

Foggi dreams of living in the world of The Music Man.

People sniff right in front of JPs face.

I KNEW that would end up here!

Nothing posted is safe from the rumor mill.

The rumour mill knows all, sees all.

MsD prefers Mysterion to MrA.

Foggi's dryer is piddling in her laundry. And possible in her fridge (ew!)

Mysterion and Jp are doing animal sounds....I guess spending too much time on HE has affected them :P....I wonder if we all should be scared...

#282 fancy yourself much?

Everyone watch out now. There is a stampede of donkeys in the HE and they're headed this way!

ETA: Erm. Not calling anyone names. Perhaps I should be more specific. They ran out of someone's cataloged copy of Pinochio.

*resuming now*

Run for your lives!

>#284: Hey baby. How you doin'?

Joey moment.

lol
284: that just would sound so funny in the right voice

Mysterion fancies himself the most, though prefers MrsG over MsD

Mysterion is actually Joey Tribbiani from Friends. Apparently after he got over the depression of his failed spin-off he became a devoted fan of Kaiser Wilhelm II.

288> What????? Why does he prefer me??

Smiley eats spits floor jello.

MsDonna talks to herself about who gets to complain about the decisions other people make.

#293: LOL!

Espy has moved to the top of MsD's list. It's a list that you don't want to be on, trust me.

MrA has slipped down one place on aforesaid list.

Note: These rumours were not posted anywhere. They were verbal rumours.

There are non-verbal rumours?

Verbal rumors are slander, non-verbal (i.e. printed) are libel.

Thanks for the lesson, lefty!

Mysterion and MrA are planning to go to the HE meet-up together, but only if the Harry Potter theme park is converted to a Twilight theme park.

#294: I think MrA and Mysterion...and Bob have managed to regain their position at the top of MsD's list! Good on ya, mates! (which I misheard as "good onions, mate!" today)

Mysterion is laughing at himself. See #293.

It's because he fancies himself so much.

You guys are all my aliens, no wait you are all my puppies!

Wait, so we're all alien, puppy figments of JP's imagination... Existence is getting really complicated.

You think this is complicated? Mysterion is my brother who faked his death, but doesn't remember me. And my parents aren't really dead, and I just got hit by a bus.

haha lol

hemlokgang is biting monkeys!

darn, i was going to post that. :(

JP is stealing rumours.

MrsG's hubby is the letter L however only for today.

I can't decide if he is calling us losers, or if Google is calling him a loser.

I can't believe I forgot to write this rumour:
MsBella's cat is the Book Thief!

By 2013, New York City will be completely wooded, and all of the people there will be living in pods in the trees.

That will be so cool! *jp sits and waits for her tree pod.*

I want a tree pod overlooking the river!!!

#277--> WHOA WHOA THAT'S HOW RUMORS GET STARTED!!!

225: Yea, nows theres a foot print on my back. I passed out again through the rest of the thread. Now im up. No need for the bucket of water :)

>#7: JP's brain smokes (i just wanted to post something from waaaaaaay back in the thread, too).

lol MrA!

can someone get me some ice? My back hurts because theres a weird FOOTPRINT on my back!

Puppetmaster was tragically hit by a piano today. Viewing hours are from 10:00am to 5:00pm tomorrow, and the funeral service will be held on Thursday. In lieu of flowers, please contribute money to Advocates for the Advancement of Puppets (AFTAOP).

*pssst! what thread wat that? ok back to the dead*

*found it*

Do they accept checks? ;)

Oh, our dear puppetmaster. If only she could have mastered the prevention of a piano falling on her head, say on the What Are You Eating in March thread.

318- I'm sure that they do. Oh, it's all too sad! And that isn't the worst of it! I suspect... foul play!

It is said before puppetmaster's death that she gained use of a timeturner and that she used it to enter the future. She is really from 1900. Perhaps the thought of raining pianos in our twenty-first century had excited her too much.

oooh

quitar hero doesnt really teach you to play the guitar

*sits up* Actually, it rained cats and dogs in the 1900s. In 1853 it rained pianos for 5 days.

*lies back down in coffin*

*Thinks to herself who put her in here*

Cat made puppet cry. Perhaps she dropped the piano (which puppet is allergic to).

Smiley can play the traditional Armenian instrument: the "quitar". In fact she's a hero.

Darn it! MrA beat me to it.

neener neener.

*sits up again*

MrA, actually, im allergric to cats and YOU dropped the piano on me.

*lies back down*

*Whispers to herself* Gosh, get your facts right :)

MrAndrew always get his facts right... then he makes up the rumors to go with the facts.

>#327: Is that a rumour?

>#326: Don't be a baby. it was a teeny tiny piano.

MrA's hand looks feminine.

#327: All the best rumours have some basis in fact. For example, MrA squished puppet with a teeny tiny piano. Puppet thinks it hurt because puppet is, in fact, teeny tiny.

I have dainty digits.

Kerian's kitchen is half full. But it's OK, because the other side of the house is half empty.

It really is! Most people stay on the the same side of the house as the kitchen. ;)

MrA had to have a hand transplant, but the only hand they had on hand was a woman's. now MrA's right hand is a woman's hand.

I suspect MrA is right-handed and wonder if this means his handwriting is feminine.

MrA's left hand doesn't know what his right hand is doing. Probably shopping.

Kerian plans to rent a kayak to visit rissa.

KIK! It would be a long journey.

It's a great site. (That won't sense to others now unless they've read where your rumor came from. ;) That's what I used to find the cheapest plane to NY last summer. I did a lot of research on air travel to find what sites were best.

#337 - I thought exactly the same thing when I read that. Glad it made it to this thread :-)

323: minor typo! sheesh!!!! XP

Sorry. I meant to say "quital".

330: Im not tiney tiny! im just short... :)

It was? well, i have a smaller viloin. And i will play a song for MrA.

*rubs thumb and finger together*

Hear it?

Rissa lives in a collage.

Normal HEers don't exit. Guess that means they just stick around forever. . . .

... because HE is really a vortex, once you get sucked in, you never leave. Mwah-ha-ha-ha!

ETA: to add an errant "c."

suge is getting married to a Border's clerk. She is expecting a wedding shower from us.

Oh! That makes more sense. I thought she wanted us to throw her in the shower.

(Yes! I'm popular!)

Mr A. likes to recycle rumors, hands and tiny pianos.

Puppet went for another failed attempt to get us back to the main point.

Yea, i know. I stink at that but i still try.

I LOVE AMERICAN IDOL!!! *cough cough* Sorry, it just came back on, i love that show! :)

*rumor rumor/ question question* I think Lil Rounds will win... who watches it?

Kerian arrived home as a drowned rat. Obviously, she is a shape-shifter and never told us.

Cool! Why the shape of a rat though?

And why drowned? Won't it be hard to get anywhere?

If it's dead and it's still walking it is a zombie. Kerian is a zombie.

Espy is the dread pirate Roberts.

readafew is taking a group picture of us. He said that he would be taking a picture of his flock of loons.

Edited to fix mistakes. I knew that!

LOL

354--> Ah, that explains sooo much!

355: Maybe Espy is the Thread Pirate Roberts. At one point he was also trying to be John Williams.

356: A flock of loons? Maybe she is taking pictures of us, not for us ;)

356: Rumour has it that readafew is a he. And I am not a loon. I'm just looney. :o)

bib and Mandy like getting lost.

Mandy also likes to wear crocs when there is a foot of snow on the ground. But only if her dog is nearby with a bag of poop. I think.

Maren is indeed a cat. I just discovered that in there somewhere and is going to get down to the business of ignoring everyone and napping

But not until hissing at suge for being both self-critical and aparently a vampire.

napping now.

Mandy's dog who is a Croc hater, threw a bag of poop in her face because it were embarrassed to be seen with her.

ew... that sounds kind of gross.

Hey when you live for ever what else can you do with your time? *wink*

#358 --> Be quiet, you!

MrA is Borg.

You will be assimilated. Resistance is infantile.

Now compski is Borg too! Ahhhh!
I have enough voices in my head!

I knew it! They've been spending all this time on LT so that they could turn us into borg!!!

Run away! Or maybe hit them with books!

Does this mean MsD is borg too? *gasp* And what about Moo?

Catbastet only reads mysteries when no one is looking.

Why she does that... well, no-one knows.

371- And I have to find a new hiding place every time! That's the problem with a small house...

#3 I took the obey bit out p~

Made you look. Ha ha ha.

MsD is going to kill Mysterion.

maybe

Apparently calling someone a towel is a real insult in Australia.

I thought that was a typo of "troll." Maybe that's just me...

A towel is a type of troll?

>#378: You're a towel.

381! Hey! You are too!

Ok, i'm a towel.

Cool! Im a sponge!

puppet is a sponge... oh wait that's been done.

but when you call someone a used towel in oz-a-go-go land... thats when the coconuts go flying. Yo! It's like you're talking about their momma.

Is "towel" equivalent to a "wet blanket" or a "pill"?

Sorry, the linguist in me needs to know.

*pictures HE folks travelling to Oz and calling people towels*

actually, it's something we picked up from South Park. They had a stoner character called Towely that was a, well, a towel. If someone would call him a stupid towel, he'd say "you're a towel". It just seemed like the stupidest insult ever.

*hangs head in shame*

...now i'm glad i didn't start talking about the Underpants Gnomes.

*pours some tea and gets comfy*

Do tell. I would love to hear about the Underpants Gnomes. :o)

MrA is ashamed of his insults.

I am very interested in these "Underpants Gnomes"
Do tell =

>#389: You're a towel.

Hasn't anyone here ever watched South Park?

Ok, here is a link to get the down-low on the Underpants Gnomes.

I liked that episode because i harbour a secret desire to give a powerpoint presentation at work that goes like the gnome's business plan:

JP and cat's Knick Knack had a litter of kittens which ended up with foggi who imagines herself placing the little knick knacks amongst the shelves bib received from lefty.

(Sorry for the very long sentence! I figured I should hint where the rumor came from though, and suspected confusion had I merely said something much shorter. ;)

I watch South Park MrA, and I know all about both Towely and the Underpants Gnomes. :)

bib and Mandy are puppets controlled by their nephew. (No relation to puppetmaster. :oD)

Mem drinks pot. For a year at a time.

I don't watch South Park often.

i dont really but i watched a few on my friend's ipod
hehe. there's a kid at my school we call Butters....and yes we got the name from south park lol

395: Thank you!

Kerian hopes she will talk pretty one day.

And rumour has it that we need a new thread. Give me a minute...

ETA: New thread