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You probably thought that the terrible Tudors just spent all their time beheading people. This book helps you find out: the horrible truth about Henry VIII who thought he'd married a horse; which terrible torture methods the twisted Tudors used; and which shocking swear words they simply loved to say. It also includes a grisly quiz.

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The Terrible Tudors is another funny entry in the Horrible Histories series. These kings and queens of England reigned from 1485 to 1603. Probably the best known are Henry VIII of the six wives fame and his daughter, Elizabeth I, who lent her name to the Elizabethan Age. We also get to learn about how the English lived and died during those times, their schools, games, food, crimes and punishments, Shakespeare, Christopher Marlowe, witches, sailors, clothes, and what life was like for women back then.

The illustrations are also good for chuckles. There is a limerick for each ruler (except for Lady Jane Grey, the nine day queen). We get fun quizzes such as match the illness to the remedy (almost all of which are quite disgusting), or the show more crime to the law. Some of the fun and games would be considered quite dangerous or even illegal today. I am VERY glad I am not a witch, sailor, or woman in Tudor Times. We even get to learn some thieves' cant [slang]. For example, a Prigger of Prancers was a horse thief. You might wish to try to write in Mary, Queen of Scots' code in the chapter on terrible Tudor kings and queens.

Note: the 'branks' device mentioned in the chapter on Terrible Tudor life for women was also known as a scold's bridle, a witch's bridle, or a brank's bridle.

I recommend this book to juvenile and adult readers who want a painless way to learn about the Tudor times.
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Might be a little too old for this, since it's just a series of silly (but gruesome) anecdotes about the Tudors, whereas I would've liked some summaries of their broader history (like a normal history book). I liked these as a kid, though I can't remember if I ever finished one of them. I think my brothers might've read them more.

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Terry Deary is an actor, TV presenter and author. He has written 315 books, both non-fiction and fiction, for children and adults. His famous Horrible Histories books have sold over 32 million copies in 40 languages since their launch in 1993 and have appeared as an award-winning television series, theatre tours and a movie. He has also written show more fifty professional plays, the TV series Terry Deary's Twisted Tales and has designed museum exhibitions based on themes from his books. He was born in Sunderland in 1946 and as a young lad helped out in his father's butcher's shop, which he credits as having imbued him with a sound work ethic. The Peasants' Revolting Lives is his second book for adults for Pen Sword, after The Peasants' Revolting Crimes (2019). show less
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Canonical title
The Terrible Tudors
Original publication date
1993
People/Characters
Henry VIII, King of England; Margaret Pole, Countess of Salisbury; Robert Nixon; Henry VII, King of England; Edward VI, King of England; Mary, Queen of Scots (show all 34); Elizabeth I, Queen of England; Mary I, Queen of England; Lady Jane Grey; William Shakespeare; Christopher Marlowe; Robert Kett; Humphrey Lisle; Margaret Clitheroe; Eleanor Bull; Ingram Frizer; Poley; Skeres; Sir Thomas Walsingham; Thomas Kyd; Anne Boleyn; Jane Seymour; Anne of Cleves; William Davidson; Earl of Essex; Anthony Babbington; Elizabeth Francis; Agnes Waterhouse; Margaret Harkett; Sir Francis Drake; Philip II, King of Spain; Admiral Lord Howard; Sir Walter Raleigh; James VI and I, King of Scots and King of England
Important places
England, UK (as England); London, England, UK (as London, England); Norfolk, England, UK (as Norfolk, England); Newcastle upon Tyne, England, UK (as Newcastle upon Tyne, England); York, England, UK (as York, Yorkshire, England); Eleanor Bull's Tavern, Deptflord, London, England, UK (as London, England) (show all 10); France; Stanmore, London, England, UK (as Stanmore, Middlesex, England); Greenwich Palace, London, England, UK (as Greenwich Palace, Kent, England); Spain
Important events
Battle of Bosworth Field; Wars of the Roses; Field of the Cloth of Gold; Spanish Armada
Dedication
For Stephen
First words
If you think history is horrible then this is the book for you!
Last words
(Click to show. Warning: May contain spoilers.)Or do you agree with the history book that said it was an extremly exciting time to be alive?

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Nonfiction
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940History & geographyHistory of EuropeHistory of Europe
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PS430Language and LiteratureAmerican literatureAmerican literatureWit and humor. Satire

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