Lose Weight! Get Laid! Find God!: The All-in-One Life Planner

by Benrik

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Let Benrik Limited plan your entire life, from 0 to 100 - the perfect present for anyone with a pulse!Lose Weight! Get Laid! Find God! is the world's first all-in-one Life Planner, from the bestselling authors of This Diary Will Change Your Life. From your birth to your midlife crisis, from losing your virginity to planning the cryogenic freezing of your own body, this book will tell you how to lead the hysterical life you so richly deserve. Whether you're 0 or 100, or somewhere in between, show more this beautifully designed riot of invention, style and humour is nothing less than the book of your life. Features include: 0 Make your birth unforgettable 13 Go from loving to hating your parents 24 Waste this year 37 Have an early mid-life crisis 43 Join the swinging scene 60 Become grumpy 82 Run for Pope 98 Have a near-death experience 100 Undergo cryogenic freezing show less

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therestlessmouse 88 reviews

According to this book, at 49 I am supposed to get abducted by aliens. It even provides 10 lies to tell the aliens, to avoid the anal probe and possibly delay the invasion.

Hilarious advice for ever year of life.

Jun 3, 2009

bloodravenlib 1,136 reviews

A nice take on life planners and motivational books. It's a nice fun book that outlines the stages of life and what you should be doing in each stage every year of your life. Overall, an amusing read.

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