Extract from Captain Stormfield's Visit to Heaven
by Mark Twain 
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A satiric look at the afterlife. Extract from Captain Stormfield's Visit to Heaven was published as a Christmas gift book in October 1909, six months before Twain's death. Combining science fiction with a satiric look at conventional views of the afterlife, Twain delivers an amusing and trenchant commentary on human vanity and pretensions. Much of the humor of the story rests on the sharp discrepancies between Stormfield's cocksure expectations of heaven and its reality. The Captain show more discovers, for instance, that the planet Earth, far from being the "crown of creation," is merely one of countless planets sending its departed inhabitants to the heavenly precincts. Indeed, we are so far from the center of things that it takes Stormfield 30 years of hurtling through space to get to heaven, only to find, when he arrives, that the head clerk cannot find our planet on his huge map. In his introduction, writer Frederik Pohl writes of this imaginative and thought-provoking story, "It's funny, it's colorful and it does the things that Twain intended it to do--one of them being to illustrate the silliness of the backwoods versions of Heaven and of religion in general."--from publisher's description. show lessTags
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An enjoyable parody/commentary on several things including how people view Heaven, or celebrity culture with some thought-provoking lines and descriptions. Definitely recommend to people interested in Twain's work because this story illustrates nicely Twain's creativity and story-telling ability.
The old man (and the young one, too, I think) had learned a way to pluck the most preposterous things out of thin air and then throw them, off-handedly, into a crowd of people who are driven to laugh at the enormity of the old fart's flatulence. Had he lived a few years longer he could have written for Laurel & Hardy and gone to his grave a multi-millionaire. Maybe he did go to his rest in a coffin full of cash. I hope so.
Amusing. I prefer Twain's view of heaven to that of any organized religion now extant. Twain just makes so much more sense. His heaven sounds way more kindly, more likely and way more fun. [Free E-Book available at Gutenberg.org and/or Archive.org]
This is the shortened version of the story, finally published by Twain after years of tinkering, and I am rereading it for the umpteenth time. Of course, I prefer the longer version compiled from his notes by his first biographer and found in an out-of-print book called Report from Paradise, published by Harper & Brothers in 1952. Many versions are now available so grab one and read this story, short or long version!! It is my very favorite. LOVE IT!
Delicious satire as only Twain could write it!
Satire...perhaps sci-fi in a sense...funny in Twain's peculiar way. A quick read. Makes me think he has read some Swedenborg.
Not as well-known as some of his other works and I was exhausted when reading it, so I can't recall the ending, but I did enjoy it as I read it in bits and pieces.
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Mark Twain was born Samuel L. Clemens in Florida, Missouri on November 30, 1835. He worked as a printer, and then became a steamboat pilot. He traveled throughout the West, writing humorous sketches for newspapers. In 1865, he wrote the short story, The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County, which was very well received. He then began a show more career as a humorous travel writer and lecturer, publishing The Innocents Abroad in 1869, Roughing It in 1872, and, Gilded Age in 1873, which was co-authored with Charles Dudley Warner. His best-known works are The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, Mississippi Writing: Life on the Mississippi, and The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. He died of a heart attack on April 21, 1910. (Bowker Author Biography) show less
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- Extract from Captain Stormfield's Visit to Heaven
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- Extract From Captain Stormfield's Visit to Heaven
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- 1909; 1907
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- Captain Stormfield
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- Well, when I had been dead about thirty years, I begun to get a little anxious.
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- (Click to show. Warning: May contain spoilers.)Sandy said there would be a monument put up there, where Moses and Esau had stood, with the date and circumstances, and all about the whole business, and travellers would come for thousands of years and gawk at it, and climb over it, and scribble their names on it.
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