Jeremy Clarkson

Never read anything Clarkson's written before but I can see why he's done a lot of essay writing since it's right in the pocket for irreverent anecdotes and humorous jabs that go down easy. The audio version is the one to get as he reads it with the right delivery and even argues with the text from years back.
People rightfully give him shit for being an oaf (which is partly a character but only just) and the "farming" is mostly taking the piss on a tax break turned television show, but it show more seems to have done more to highlight the challenges of farming than any other media in recent memory, as well as activated that political discussion of expensive byzantine rules for some, and cheap exploited imports for others. show less

I'm glad I tried this book -- as someone unfamiliar with Clarkson, I wasn't really sure what to expect. I have enough of a sense of humor to recognize that's what's in front of me, but it's not really my cup of tea. He's got some great messages in behind the exaggeration and bombast, but he's like that loud uncle who yells "can't you take a joke??" if you disagree with anything, and that really isn't my thing.

Jeremy Clarkson knows how to put a funny spin on things. So his second collection of articles about his farming escapades contains some hilarious moments, like running into the solo power pole in a field or having to reverse twenty-five times into a shed. But he also shines a light on the red tape surrounding the UK farmer and how that affects what he can/can’t do as well as the effects on the environment and the local community.

As I was reading this book, my local newspaper ran an article show more suggesting that Clarkson’s farm wasn’t as poor as he made out, thanks to the Diddly Squat farm shop. What they forgot (and that Clarkson explains so well), is that farm shops aren’t the norm for farmers. It’s (as Clarkson puts it) – sheeping, harvesting and growing food. In this book, he describes the amount of hurdles he has to jump to rotate his stock through his fields such as blocking access to natural water sources (to avoid pollution from animal faeces) but exposing his cows to tuberculosis from badgers. (He’s not allowed to cull the badgers). He’s not allowed to have a car park for his farm shop either. Clarkson also shines a light on the costs involved to farmers – they have to think in terms of hundreds of thousands of pounds (e.g., for a crop drying shed or shelter for the cows) because nothing is cheap. (Not even wood for fencing). He also describes how a crop lost most of its value after paying for a truck to transport it, then losing money because of excess moisture. What was left over was worth less than the transport costs. Recent trade deals have also affected the price local farmers can get for their meat, which frustrates Jeremy and he lets go in typical Clarkson fashion. He definitely raises great points on how UK farmers are fighting a losing battle not only against traditional foes like bugs and weather, but red tape and bureaucracy.

The book is easy to read, in short bursts or longer sessions. I’d love to see some of these articles in longer format, such as the Christmas one (with input from Lisa).

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Jeremy Clarkson is back again with his third collection of columns about life on the farm. For those of us in Australia, it’s an annual treat to read these columns which then are fleshed out at a later date in visual format (Clarkson’s Farm). As always, it’s amusing with some shock value.

The latest book in the series is pretty skinny, with huge print, drawings and blank pages between sections. No problem – understandably, running a farm is a full time job and then some when you have show more multiple other things to contend with (a farm shop, a billion forms, issues with the local council, a global motoring show). However, I wish that it had been published in a smaller format book or just brought down the font size a bit. You will breeze through it – it’s an easy read with more than a few giggles – but the size of the book suggesting more words is a bit deceptive. We don’t need to have a Clarkson book every Christmas!

Back on the topic, and one of the main changes to Diddly Squat is the addition of pigs. They are very cute and also sound just as problematic as the sheep and cows! With the amount of financial support for British farmers decreasing, Jeremy has a multitude of ideas for other avenues of revenue including nettle soup. He also touches on serious issues regarding the environment, as well as the costs involved with farming and competition against the EU. Despite these issues, it’s clear that he really enjoys farming. He’s a lot more sincere (for Jeremy) and there is less grumpy old man about it. But the best moments in this collection are definitely Lisa’s attempts not to assist on the farm (note to self: tiara and ballgown are very good ideas).

A fun light read for the fans.

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