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Joan Collins (1) (1933–)

Author of Past Imperfect: An Autobiography

For other authors named Joan Collins, see the disambiguation page.

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About the Author

Joan Collins was born in London, England on May 23, 1933. She studied for two years at the British Academy of Dramatic Art. She is the sister of novelist Jackie Collins. She began an acting career at the age of nine with an appearance in A Doll's House at the Arts Theater in London. She has show more appeared in more than 65 films. She received the most success playing Alexis Carrington in the primetime soap opera, Dynasty which ran from 1981 to1988. She received a Golden Globe Award in 1983 for this role. Her first book, Past Imperfect, was a kiss-and-tell autobiography published in 1978. Her first novel, Prime Time, was published in 1988. Her other fiction works include Love and Desire and Hate, Too Damn Famous, Infamous, Star Quality, and Misfortune's Daughter. Her other nonfiction books include The Joan Collins Beauty Book, My Secrets, My Friends' Secrets, Joan's Way: The Art of Living Well and Second Act. In 1997, she was honored with an O.B.E. title in recognition of a lifetime of contributions to the arts, culture and charitable causes. (Bowker Author Biography) show less

Works by Joan Collins

Prime Time (1988) 132 copies
Love & Desire & Hate (1990) 106 copies
Star Quality (2002) 56 copies, 1 review
Infamous (1987) 52 copies
Misfortune's Daughters (2004) 39 copies, 1 review
Too Damn Famous (1995) 38 copies, 1 review
Second Act (1996) 37 copies, 2 reviews
The World According to Joan (2011) 28 copies
My Secrets (1994) 18 copies
My Friends' Secrets (1999) 17 copies
My Unapologetic Diaries (2021) 15 copies

Associated Works

Nagel: The Art of Patrick Nagel (1985) — Contributor — 235 copies, 3 reviews
Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat [1999 film] (2000) — Actor — 190 copies, 1 review
People Celebrates the 80's : Book and Companion CD (2001) — Introduction — 38 copies
The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas [2000 film] (2000) — Actor — 25 copies
The Bravados [1958 film] (1986) 19 copies, 2 reviews
In the Bleak Midwinter [1995 film] (1995) — Actor — 18 copies
The Big Sleep [1978 film] (1978) 18 copies
These Old Broads [2001 TV movie] (2001) — Actor — 18 copies
Esther and The King [1960 film] (2000) — Actor — 16 copies, 1 review
The Virgin Queen [1955 film] (1955) — Actor — 14 copies
The Time of Their Lives [2017 film] (2017) — Actor — 11 copies, 1 review
Land of the Pharaohs [1955 film] (1955) — Actor — 11 copies, 1 review
Roseanne: The Complete Fifth Season (2012) — Actor — 11 copies, 1 review
Island in the Sun [1957 film] (1957) — Actor — 10 copies
Empire of the Ants [1977 film] (2001) — Actor — 10 copies
Tales That Witness Madness [1973 movie] (1973) — Actor — 10 copies, 1 review
Sins [1986 TV miniseries] (2011) — Actor — 9 copies, 5 reviews
Tales From the Crypt [1972 film] (1972) — Actor — 8 copies, 1 review
Fear in the Night [1972 film] (1972) — Actor — 7 copies, 1 review
Seven Thieves [1960 film] (1960) 6 copies
Cosh Boy [1953 film] (1953) — Actor — 6 copies, 1 review
I Don't Want to Be Born [1975 film] (1975) — Actor — 6 copies, 2 reviews
The Executioner [1970 film] (2011) — Actor — 6 copies
The Stud [1978 film] (1978) — Actor — 5 copies, 1 review
The Bitch [1979 film] (1979) — Actor — 5 copies
The Girl on the Velvet Swing [1955 film] (2007) — Actor — 5 copies
Rally 'Round the Flag, Boys! [1958 film] (1958) — Actor — 4 copies
The Clandestine Marriage [1999 film] — Actor — 3 copies
Turn the Key Softly [1953 film] — Actor — 2 copies
Alfie Darling [1975 film] (1975) — Actor — 2 copies
The Great Adventure [1975 film] (1975) — Actor — 2 copies
Scream #84 (2024) — Featured Artist — 1 copy
Sea Wife [1957 film] (2007) 1 copy
Faerie Tale Theatre: Season 2 (1983) — Actor — 1 copy
The Square Ring [1953 film] — Actor — 1 copy
Dynasty: Season 4 Vol. 2 — Performer — 1 copy

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6 reviews
OK,I would never have chosen this, but I was looking after a poorly relative and had read all the cereal packets a dozen times, and in desperation found this on a bookshelf.

And shouldn't the title have been 'Too damned famous'?

I was expecting a lot better, Joan seems to be a humorous, been-round-the-block sort of woman, and I was expecting to get a view of what it was really like to be a celebrated TV star in the 80's. What Joan delivers is a 'B' movie version of a totally selfish and show more deluded Diva.

The point of view veers wildely - for instance:
Cook: 'Miss Bennett, I'm so sorry, my husband has just abandoned me and dinner will be 15 minutes late as a result'.
Miss Bennett: My god, servants are so stressful, don't I have enough to deal with, what with looking beautiful and having to get up for work and choosing what to have for dinner. ' This is very inconvenient, cook, make dinner 5 minutes late'.
'Yes mam', thinks Cook, wow that woman is so beautiful and thoughtful, I love her so much.

OK, so I'm paraphrasing and improving the dialogue, but you get the gist.

Joan had the opportunity to reveal what being an 80's star was really like from the inside. Instead she delivers a melodrama of an absurdly self-regarding woman, so awfully self-absorbed that you are astounded that only one character is trying to kill her.
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I haven't read this book since 2004 at best, and it's a fine book for what it is. But the plot and the time jumps and just the whole mess of it isn't for me.
I bought this book because I was not careful in the store and thought I had found a Jackie Collins book I hadn't read. Yeah once I started reading it I realized that writing style is just another area where Joan differs from Jackie. This was not the fun trashy to read romp I was hoping for. Ah well. I shall be more careful when picking up books in the future.
Thank you Little Brown Uk and Netgalley for allowing me to review this book.I tried to get into it, I really did. But I really wasn't enjoying it one bit so ended up just putting it down. This wasn't for me but someone out there may have different opinions

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