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3readafew
I have a hooooker under this podium. Servicing 'the Donald' . All Americans need gainful employment.
6Jesse_wiedinmyer
"Working up Boehner's skin color is giving me heat stroke."
8jasonseidner
"Running for President is gonna cost me HOW MUCH?"
9Jesse_wiedinmyer
"I knew putting the fire sauce on my Taco Bell wasn't the best idea."
10Carnophile
What? He released his long-form birth certi... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
11Carnophile
My "hair" is actually a single piece of injection-molded plastic. Oh yeah!
13clamairy
My hair is actually a gold plated finely tatted lace doily, stolen from the arm of Leona Helmsley's divan.
14QuentinTom
"We shall overcomb!"


