Rumours thread (IX, or so they say)

IX because the last thread was (allegedly) VIII.

Eris lives in Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.

Source:
http://www.librarything.com/topic/133833#3282717

MrAndrew couldn't hold his whisky.
http://www.librarything.com/topic/130720#3281039

Hooray for more rumours! (I am posting here to make sure that I don't miss a thing!)

MrA has no hands.

Source: #2

Jugglingpaynes went on a Girls' Night Out with Bellatrix Lestrange

Source: The Daily Prophet

But that was in another country, and besides, the wench is dead.

Mandy doesn't trust Bib with fire.

Source:
http://www.librarything.com/topic/126199#3288652

I am not dea~ Oh, you meant Bellatrix. I knew that. :o)

JP is not DEA.

Source: above.

Mandy's got something to sell on the black market.

(Source: Mandy's birthday thread.)

MrA is an English merman.

(Source: Who am I?)

And i am a martian!!!!

wow! theres wifi on Mars?

HE has been invaded by martians! And mermen! And...and...bears!

Oh MY!

Pollysmith is possessive. Just look at that capitalization!

AM NOT!

Eris dreams of onion parfaits.

Source:
http://www.librarything.com/topic/133833#3319614

MrA makes me hungry. It's his own personal Hunger Games.

Source: Same as above, but down a post or two.

Kirbyowns doesn't trust ice-cream. It's up to something.

Source:
http://www.librarything.com/topic/136129#3360480

I tell you it's devious. I just spilled some of a strawberry shake all over myself. I think it was out to get me. Part of it was already missing, but I think it may have attacked my mom too.

Never trust shakes

Rissa employs a designated hitter to check unofficial sources for her.

It's rumoured that MrA likes to tickle people with pastries...

I heard about that!

Rumor has it that @Jim53 and @Molly-the-Cat are having a bit of trouble with their writing careers.

Evidence: http://www.librarything.com/topic/18825#5268413

There's some sort of ripple in the space-time continuum over on the check in thread.

mmmmm, ripples.

*spins around*
Fudge ripples?

Kasongo has betrayed Bib's secret identity. Source: https://www.librarything.com/topic/219473

I say, it is time for their secret identity to become their only identity.

Troll! Troll in the dungeon!

Er, I mean: http://www.ign.com/articles/2017/11/08/pokemon-go-developer-niantic-making-a-har...

. . . thought you ought to know.

*faints*