The CLUNKERS of 2019

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The CLUNKERS of 2019

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Dec 30, 2019, 12:32pm

For the 14th year in a row, here's the place to post your "clunkers" of the year: the books you just couldn't get through, the ones you threw across the room, or the books you finished but really disliked. Go ahead, tell us how you really feel! :-)

Post one or several and tell us why it gets your vote as a clunker.

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Remember, one reader's clunker is another reader's treasure!

Dec 30, 2019, 8:01pm

Pet Whisperer P.I. by Molly Fitz was the first 3 in a series of murder mysteries in 1 volume. Sometimes, when the author tries for cute and funny, it comes out silly and boring. Unfortunate because I love cats and can enjoy a murder mystery if it isn't too gory. This should have worked for me but it just didn't.

Dec 30, 2019, 9:49pm

>2 krazy4katz: Sorry to hear it. Better luck in 2020!

Dec 30, 2019, 9:52pm

My clunker was I'm Proud of You: My Friendship with Fred Rogers by Tim Madigan. I read it with my book club and most of us were not fans. My main reason is that it's barely about Mr. Rogers. It's mostly about the author's spiritual journey, and Fred Rogers plays a small role. We were just bummed there wasn't more about Mr. Rogers.

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The Instructions- Adam Levin
Alice in Quantamland by Robert Gilmore

Jan 1, 2020, 2:48am

The Autobiography of Alice B. Toklas by Gertrude Stein - I know this book is considered a classic, and at first I was delighted to read about life in Paris, and the artists they knew, etc., but it seemed to turn into a festival of name-dropping and I got bored and irritated.

An Elderly Lady is up to No Good by Helene Tursten - which was supposed to be funny in a catty sort of way, but just seemed stupid, if that isn't too harsh a judgement.

Jan 1, 2020, 1:31pm

The Year of the Monkey by Patti Smith - I was so excited about this based on how much I loved her other recent books. It just didn't do it for me at all. There were some beautiful sentences, but that was about it for me.

>6 ahef1963: I loved An Elderly Lady is up to No Good. Isn't reading life fantastic like that?

Jan 13, 2020, 12:38am

Oh, jeeze -- only one?

Actually, I think the biggest disappointment was Bunk, by Kevin Young. It certainly looked like a delightful read -- perhaps somewhat along the lines of Mary Roach’s “Stiff”. Cover says it’s about “the rise of hoaxes, humbug, plagiarists, phonies, post-facts, and fake news”.

Young, however, has chosen to look at these subjects as revelatory of racism within American society.

Now, I have no quibble with the fact that racism is present, pervasive, and pernicious in our culture; nor would I suggest that it’s not a subject worthy of scholarly study. But if I wanted to read a book about racism in America, why would I buy one promoted as the history of hoaxes, from P.T. Barnum to Donald Trump?

Jan 13, 2020, 9:17am

>8 LyndaInOregon: Post as many clunkers as you please! Sorry you had so many!

Jan 13, 2020, 10:27am

The Silent Patient by Alex Michaelides
was the most disappointing.

Jan 13, 2020, 7:16pm

Well, if you insist......

Phoenix and Ashes, Mercedes Lackey:
This mixture of magical creatures existing in WWI -era London is incredibly slow to get off the ground, and not even her well-drawn portrait of a tormented hero can save it.

Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen: I tried. I really REALLY tried. "Classic" or not, this is just unreadable.

The Gathering, Anne Enright: Kept waiting for something to happen, but when nothing had by the halfway point, I bailed. A young man from a large family has killed himself and the sister nearest to him in age travels to identify and retrieve his body. The narrative is a series of long rambling scenes from the narrator's childhood, interspersed with conjecture about her maternal grandparents.The whole thing feels kind of like an afternoon wasted in the waiting room of a doctor's office.

That's probably enough. I had 10 DNF in 2019 from a total of 124 books begun.

Jan 14, 2020, 6:17pm

>10 Molly3028: I figured out the plot of The Silent Patient halfway through, and finished the book simply because I didn't feel like getting off the sofa and finding something new to read.

>11 LyndaInOregon: Pride and Prejudice has long been a favourite of mine - it was the classic novel that made me realize how much I wanted to major in English at university. It's not everyone's cup of tea! I agree with you about The Gathering - I found it a very dull classic.

Jan 17, 2020, 3:07pm

The redeeming quality for my two clunkers of the year is that they were short:

The Turn of the Screw - too many words for such a short book
Cat Confessions cute pictures, stupid captions

Jan 20, 2020, 12:17pm

I know it was a bestseller in its day but my worst was Naked Came I. A total dog.