What Have You Misread Today?

The other other day I was misreading comments left and right. I thought I was tired.

But then today I thought I read that Kerian was two hours away from her bagel.

I read that Mindy said lefty made way too much spaghetti because she was over to have some and ate too much.

lol, K!

*wanders off to find where that one came from*

ETA: Now I get it! ;)

Ever notice how once you start a thread about misreading threads, you don't seem to misread the threads anymore?

Or you misread the misreading thread and then are mislead.

I've read that Kerian is going to another karate party where she'll have to sing.

Great, now I have "Kung Foo Fighting" stuck in my head - thanks a bunch, Kirby! :-P

*hum* ...those fists were fast as lightnin'! In fact it was a little bit frightnin'...

I just read biblioholic29 telling mandy2 to get her own onions...........i actually read back through the thread looking for a mention of onions before realising that in fact she was supposed to be getting her own opinions.

I thought the above post said 'Mother of Onions."

I just misread my own post. Instead of "had a good look" I read "had lots of good luck"...

#6 --> kik! That's what they think. (Karate?! I would perish.)

#9: Well, she really should get her own onions too, she's forever stealing mine. Sisters! ;D

I thought rissa said she had to miss the movie watch because she was having an evening tonight. Which confused me. Doesn't she have an evening every night?

I was confused that K was allowed to leave work 30 minutes early only to be called by work and told she was 30 minutes late. I thought she must either have a second job I didn't know about, or a crazy boss.

#15 I had to read through that a couple times to make it make sense.

So you misread my misread? ;)

lefty is causing misreads everywhere. I thought she said "MrA, I hope he tasted good too." 8-P

#17 I meant that I misread the samething you had. I don't think I worded my post very well.

Rissa, KIK -- so I misread your misread!

I don't think I word my posts very well, either. Sorry! ;)

#13 That is a lie...A LIE I TELL YOU!

runs off to hide all the onions

sisters *sigh*..........don't you realise, the onions are MINE!!!!!

I thought I read that post #23 on the Christmas Questionnaire thread was missing. I scrolled up, saw it was LadyN's post, scrolled back down, and read on to see LadyN noticing #23 was missing as well. Huh? ;)

Not post 23 K, #23 of the questionnaire itself.

I knew before I left the thread. I just thought it was funny. :)

thanks bib, I hadn't figured it out yet!

I opened my yahoo email account this evening to find an email from tesco offering me discounts on best selling haddocks.

Except it wasn't. It was offering me discounts on best selling hardbacks.

Schnarf!

Right. Bed time.

I really mean it this time. So just stop luring me back in, d'ya hear??!!

The new Early Reviewer books are up and I was reading through the book descriptions...

"Jesse Terrill has reason to be angry. His mother has abandoned him, his brother was murdered by a terrorist, and his father is in the state mental hospital—a victim of a muggle’s mugger's assault..."

This book is called Strangers in the Land of Egypt, by the way.

When I was going over the thread titles I saw a thread called I Can't Fix the HEG thread. Or something of the sort.

I thought WholeHouseLibrary wanted "to keep it somewhat tropical" on the name that song thread. I guessed the music wasn't hot enough.

That's what I read too! Then I saw the name of the song, and I thought, "Well that doesn't sound very tropical." Topical makes much more sense.

On the Christmas Questionnaire thread I read this:
When do you start shopping for Christmas?
never usually

When it really said:
november usually

LOL, I was thought she hated Christmas. :)

I thought ellevee said "Creeps are originally from Italy, not France."

#34 All criminals come from Australia (or Britain and get sent to Australia) and all creeps come from Italy.

I thought I read the phrase "beat the babies until soft" when it really read "beat the batter until soft." I went from horrified to amused in like .5 seconds.

On Good News / Bad News, I read:

"I... am not fit for human interaction."

as:

"I... am not fit for human consumption."

We are suddenly quite violent people, apparently.

On the "TNP" thread i just read bib's as

TNP is dressed now

instead of

TNP is depressed now

I went back up trying to find a place where someone wasn't dressed and almost answered that I was dressed and had been for hours until I reread it properly.

lol, Mandy! Watch out for HEers in their undies!

Runs and puts a towel on and pretends not to have been naked at all by whistling LOL

foggi wrote on the rumor thread: Several HE posters have been spotted running around in their undies!

And of course, I thought she meant movie posters. I'm homophonically challenged. (homonymically?)

Movie posters have underwear? Hmm, the ones I have on my walls must be going comando then.

Not so much a misread, more a missthink. Every time I see the Fudge! thread, my brain translates it into a rude word. You know, where you might say "Oh fudge!" but think... something else.

Polly should wash out that thread with soap.

You know, MrA, I considered that when I titled it. Then I decided everyone would figure it out eventually and named it "fudge" anyway.

I just misread the "What are you reading in December?" thread, as "What are you hiding in December?"

This isn't really and misread, just a confusion. I was reading the Good news/bad news thread but thought I was actually reading the Gift Exchange one and kept wondering why everyone kept putting news (GN or BN.)

I misread 'Beagles are hard to fool.' post 64 in the 'Fudge thread', as
'Bagels are hard to food'.

I misread MsDonna's post as saying
"BeeGees are hard to foot."

My brain is weird.

I misread ellevee's post as saying
"Biggles are half to shoot"

Ok, i just wanted to play chinese whispers.

What's that you said? You like to play Chinese checkers, MrA?

LOL! I didn't even notice that! I totally thought he wanted to play Chinese checkers too! No wonder I didn't get it!

I thought picolina told Kerian "I don't blame you for being afraid of cutting off your hand."

Which I have to agree with. I don't know how I added that "off" in there...

EKKKK!

You will never have scissors near me!

*runs from the thread*

Well in Jp's defense if she cuts your hand K, she will juggle it to distract and amuse you :D

And then lefty will magically restore it to its proper place!

I was just about to say that, JP!

#50 What's Chinese whispers? Is that like telephone?

#55 That's comforting. ;)

#56 & 57 And I knew you were going to say that!

>#58: yep, same game. I wasn't thinking when i posted that though (as per usual), that name is based on an offensive racial stereotype and i really shouldn't have used it. I won't edit it out of the post now though as that would make the later posts bizarre. But i do apologise for its use.

#55 Renald:
Juggle a hand that is oozing blood?

JP, I did not see these things this summer. Is this why your son was in the house during some of your and your husband's juggling, particularly with the knives? I should ask suge to be sure one of his hands is not a prosthetic (sp?) or mechanical hand! ;)

#56 --> Much thanks!

#58 Chelsea:
Really!

I thought LadyN said she had reached a "misletone" when it really said she had reached a "milestone." I guess and that much into Christmas! ;P

I misread Mandy saying "Hot sexy pool shooting scene" as "Hot sexy pool scene" on the Pride and Prejudice quote thread. For a second there I wondered what version of the movie she had!

the hot sexy version ;)

I can never find the what are you reading in December thread because I mix it up with the eating one...it takes reading slowly through all the thread titles for me to find it...how dumb.

tiegster, you could star the reading thread to avoid confusion.

So, tiegster is eating books? Or reading food?

a little of both i think.

I just misread Mandy's post on the eating thread as:

"Last night I thought noodles and veggies in ginger are warm and sunny".

Yeah, cos that's a sensible, and thoroughly plausible thing to write.

And bib's message 41 on the adventure thread I've just read as

"I was a bit odd as a child".

What is wrong with me today??

well she was a bit odd as a child

Somehow I knew when I saw #69, #70 would be from my sister...

To be fair, #68 does seem like the kind of thing Mandy might think...and say out loud. :)

Oh my... what have I started???

It's ok LadyN...It's true.

Ha ha ha! That's ok then.

Both of them. :)

Speaking of sisterly misreads, I misread the name in a GN/BN post and thought my sister Mindy was posting about her third wedding anniversary. I was really confused for a good 4 seconds before I realized it was MAndy, not MIndy who had posted that.

Yeah, I apparently can't tell the difference between eating and reading even when one is starred...I should get more sleep.

*Nobody look at me; I'm a moron.*

I thought tiegster said, "eating and weeping, even when one is stared..."

I thought tiegster was sad, hungry, and being stalked. I was concerned. It might be time for me to get some rest.

I misread a group name today. The group was "Teenage Book Nudgers". When reading it I left out the "g" in the last word. I was wondering why LT allowed a group like that.

On the Traditions thread #15 I just read ...my husband and catbastet... as "My husband and pet basket". It might be time for bed.

On the busy folks thread, I read that grkmwk said "LG and luna, I'm so glad to hear you've broken your wrists/arms!"
She actually said "sad".

On good news/bad news thread Bella said, "Scary News: That means if I get it I will have to potty train" and I read it as, "That means if I get it I will have to be potty trained" LOL

My main problem lately has been with words that are all mushed together for a URL. I won't use Hogwarts Express as the obvious example, but I have misread it more than once.

No the one that really comes to mind is the Wendy's Heisman Web site. the URL is www.wendysheisman.com. I break that up into www.wendy.she.is.man.com. This happened a few months ago, but I just had to share it while I was thinking about it.

82 I just did the same thing when i saw it.

I just misread Lefty's post on the What Are You Eating thread:

"Tonight will be brats and scalloped potatoes."

as

"Tonight we will be brats . . . "

Okay, then I went to the holiday party thread. Where MsD had posted:

"Geez you're a sweety. . . ."

I read:

"Geez you're sweaty. . . ."

I think maybe I need to do something other than read threads for a while!

I misread the title of the "Photography" magazine in a store today. I was very shocked that they would carry that type of magazine in a store. "Tsk, tsk"

JP said this:
We spent Christmas with my mom and two of my uncles and aunts

I read this:
We spent Christmas with my mom and my two undead uncles.

I'm not really sure how I read that.

Quick! Get the stakes and stab them before they spread the undeadness!

*thinks* Well one of them can act a little undead at times...

Hey, i'm undead! We're all undead, aren't we? I mean, we're not dead, so...

Shouldn't zombies be called the unlive? Or postdead?

I was out shopping on Christmas Eve and had to do a double take on a parked truck. Apparently I wasn't the only one because my kid sister cried out from the backseat, "How can they even put that?! There are children!" Sure enough, we had both read the words, "A little f***ing magic" on one of those elf cookie trucks. Opps! Elfin magic!

Kerian said:
My sister's meeting a teen from MySpace worked out okay.

I read:
My sister's meeting a teen from Outer Space worked out okay.

KIK. Want to know something funny? Her friend who's 'dating' the 'teen from Outer Space' claimed to all her friends that he's a vampire. That's how too far Twilight has gone.

Is that a new compliment?? Then I think Jessica Alba is such a vampire!!!

Lol.. K, It has gone to far... now suddenly anyone who is pale is getting the vampire comment. I was out at the mall the other day and over heard someone saying that I really should only be out at night! Haha then I had to wonder if she was calling me ugly or if she mistook me for a vampire. I haven't gotten those kinds of comments since my goth years.

I thought I read that one of my favorite, and very straight, male characters was going to sleep with another male character. I almost dropped the book. (Not that there is nothing wrong with that, its just that, well... I'm a littel in love with him.)

#95 Bella:
People used to say that to me, too.

#96 Suge:
I bet you'd have started sobbing, too. ;)

readafew wrote:

Working on Without Warning my ER book It's the best book I've received from ER yet.

I read:

Without Warning my ER book is the best book I've received from ER yet.

Which made me wonder about how bad readafew's other ER books were. :o)

KIK! And whether he usually gets warnings when they're going to be bad!

Receiving a warning about a bad-book-to-be would be rather nice! You could skip it altogether!

On the TNP thread it said:
The next person needs to vacuum.

I read:
The next person needs to be vacummed.

Lol!

Karenmarie wrote:
I'm reading a rather elegant mystery in the Inspector Morse series

I was interested, thinking it said:
I'm reading a rather elegant mystery in the Inspector Mouse series
I wondered if it was more similar in style to Despereaux or Redwall. I'm going with neither.

LG wrote:
sorry. As a native Californian, I know lots of people who would ask that question seriously.


I read:
sorry. As a naive Californian, I know lots of people who would ask that question seriously.

</i> 102 -- Silly person. Everyone knows that it would be exactly like The Great Mouse Detective.

Edited to get rid of perpetual italics.

</i>. . . which was based on the book Basil of Baker Street, I believe.

*smacks forehead* Of course it would be! What was I thinking??

On the '2008 in review' thread msg #8 I read ... the Magic Prawn serves....

I must feel like sea food.

Magic Prawns sounds like a food at a Chinese restaurant.

"Magic Prawns with Special Brown Sauce!"

I misread the "Opinions, please" thread as "Onions, please"

Heehee. I misread it as that, too. It made me think there was something by The Onion (or I think that's what it's called) on the thread.

I misread MrA's post above as:
I misread the "Onions, please" thread as...

</i>

Just trying to turn off the italics.

hehe, that seems to be Bib's new job.

Harry Potter had a fish.

From the Smacks Forehead thread:

I read Donna's sentence,

"What really astonishes me is when there are stains that don't appear to look like any of the ingredients he has used."

...as

"...don't appear to look like any of the detergents he has used."

This made me wonder why detergents would leave a stain, and if so, how each would leave a different one that you could tell which brand of detergent he was using. (He doesn't make you do all the laundy, does he, Donna?)

Then of course I remembered that fabric softener can leave stains on clothing as it's ruined most of my work shirts. (Apparently we're supposed to wait for water to be in the washing machine before adding laundry detergent or fabric softener...Who has the patience for that.)

K, or you can turn on the washer, add the stuff, then add the clothes. Then at least it is mostly dissolved instead of putting it right on top of dry clothes. I don't wait for the washer to fill, but putting the detergents into the water and not onto the clothes does help. ;)

Mandy wrote: The heiress of Rosings, and of very extensive property.

But I read The hairless of Rosings... (maybe I do crack and I don't even know it)

OOPS!! I unleashed the wrath of the italics up in this piece.

Kerian wrote:
My sister's boyfriend has a deer on the wall in his house. Those always remind me of the House of Black now.

But I read:
My sister's boyfriend is a deer on the wall......

Thanks, lefty!

#118 kirby:
KIK! Well, he is nice, but I wouldn't call him a deer. ;)

But you would hang him on the wall?

Well, her ex boyfriend is the one on the wall. It's covered in photos from my sister's digital photography days. (That must really upset the current boyfriend of two years, you think? ;) Here's the funny part, though: in one of the pictures, she removed our dog Maricella's face and replaced it with the ex boyfriend's face. (They were still together then.)

I've just misread information on a box of.....femininie hygeine products....as "litres" instead of "lites".

I thought "Crikey!!"

Had to share.

ROFLMAO

giggle

*snort*

for those "heavy" days! hahaha

lol! Crikey is right!

Bib wrote:
It's supposed to snow tomorrow, when I can wrap myself in a blanket and drink tea and not....

I read:
It's supposed to snow tomorrow, when I can wrap myself in a blanket and drink tea and rot.

LOL! That too!

122- LOL!

el wrote:
Have a great day, lg!

Which I read as:
Have a great leg!

I have 2 great legs :D but seriously kirby I hope you have a great leg too!!

Picolina wrote:
". . . you can sell or swap your other copies."

I read:
". . . you can sell or swap your other cookies."

I think I have sweets on the brain, now that I'm back on my diet and can't have them.

On the ER January's books list page I read on the cover of the book:

Infernal Affairs

And it's actually called:

Internal Affairs

But I still think what I read first sounds more catchy...:D

Today i misread a number.

In the reading thread, Espy posted:
#154 -- if you want a synopsis of what happens in the sequel I'm willing to give it to you.

I read it as "150", and scrolled back to see what book that post referred to. Post #150 was talking about The Little Prince. I thought, wow - there's a sequel?

>#133: One of my favourite phrases is "Infernal combustion engine".

Left said she had Panera soup and bread today for lunch. I read that she had Panda soup and bread.

lol! Aren't pandas endangered? I don't think soup can be made from an endangered species. ;)

That's correct. It's a terrible waste. You should make a hearty stew, at least.

I believe Mandy was endangered, too, for a moment. I was going to take that the to the rumor thread until I realized you said Panera. Thanks for not eating our friend! ;)

ETA: Grr. I hate when I type the same word in twice and mean to type a different word in.

Wouldn't panda steak be an even better use? Or at least some burgers. I'm sure there would be plenty of leftovers.

I can't read the title to the loved series thread without reading it as 'must loved series'. It happens everytime.

I misread a thread today. Or more like combined two threads.

I read: How is the weather in 2012??

Sunny with a chance of apocalypse.

*snort*

#142 lol!

In "How have you been healthy" JP wrote "I have elastic bands..." as part of a longer sentence. I somehow separated that part out and thought she was telling us about how she switched from jeans to elastic waistbands and was now much more comfortable and was not going to be healthy today.

That sounds like a better idea than how I use my elastic band!

Today I misread a sign on a soap dispenser. I thought it read "hand dispenser."

I'm misreading everything today. I had too much wine at my friends' house last night, and neither my eyes or my brain are functioning as well as they once did.

On my home page for the database I work with I have an RSS feed to the NYT Philanthropy page, I read the article title "$630 Million Donated toward Polio Eradication Efforts" as "$630 Million Donated Toward Pollo Eradication Efforts" and wondered why anyone would spend that much toward getting rid of chickens. Or fake Mexican chicken fast food place.

Sounds like a chicken pox.

See, I misread that as POLO.

Marco!

#142 LOL!

#150 Me too! :)

Polo!

In "what are you eating" K was talking about water, several other things, and rice krispy treats. I thought she said she was having rice water. Which actually does make sense because my brother was recently in Madagascar and they drink rice water sort of as their tea.

It's made by burning the rice left in the bottom of the pan, adding water and letting it simmer a bit.

#153 lefty:
KIK! I have never had rice water. :)

Wand mania thread:

I swore I read that JP said she only wanted to now meet lefty, not now desperately meet lefty. I think she is up to no good and editing posts in some way that prevents us from knowing. I am on to you and your sneakiness, jp! ;)

That said...it's amazing what you can do with setences by adding italics. I swore it was a brand new sentence: "I now desperately want to meet..." versus "I now desperately want to meet..."

I read that MsBella was going to "play with the Kidneys"

Referring to JPs baguette making, Kerien wrote:

You should have just had your cats (as in felines, not cat ;) knead it for you!

Which I read as "You should have just had one of your cats". Full stop. As in, instead af baking bread, you should just have eaten one of your cats.

That's not like Kerian, I thought!

She has a dark side, that one. :o)

my misread today is a fairly rude one I'm afraid. If you insult incredibly easily, don't read ahead!!

I misread the title 'Got any phobes' as..........

'got any pubes' (as in pubic hair ;) ) ..................I couldn't work out why on earth anyone would ask that question???

>#158: every.darn.time.

*schnarf!*

#158/159: Yeah, me too. Glad someone else had the courage to say it!

#156 LadyN:
Yikes! Most certainly not like me at all!

#157 jp:
:P~~~~~~~~

#158-161:
I keep reading it as Phebes, as in Pheobe from Friends! I think of that show every time I see that thread.

From the Good News / Bad News thread:

Read as:
Lefty is going to have a blizzard (a storm).
Really was:
She meant a blizzard as in ice cream!

Those are delicious. Smart choice, lefty.

haha

Well, K, turns out I got both! Blizzard ice cream in the afternoon, blizzard storm overnight. (I prefer the ice cream variety)

Oh, no! I didn't knock on wood. I am sorry!

Not so much a misread as just how my brain works, every time I read "Got Phobes" I think about classical mythology since that one of Apollo's epithets is "Phoebus Apollo."

I think you all need to get your minds out of the gutter.

#165 kik! I will blame you completely.

I tend more towards reading phobes as "Phoebe." *puts halo in more prominent position.*

#167 lefty:
You know what? On some level I do feel at fault. ;) It's only with those knock on wood things that I'm superstitious.

I agree with Espy. May I have a halo as well? (See #162. :)

*halo granted to K*

I'm with Luna, Bib and Andrew on this one. What's wrong with our minds :O

I just read the title of Lefty's most recent blog post as "Pillars and Ladders Sucks" when it was in fact "Pillars and Ladders Socks". I didn't realize my mistake until after I read the entry, where there was no mention of Lefty not liking the pattern. (They look great Lefty, but I'm still terrified of trying anything that's not rectangular in shape!)

Thank you, lefty!

*K dons her halo*

#171 Bib, kik!

#172 You're welcome, K!

Kerian said this:
"I heard about it on LT's BookMooch group. I agree it's completely ridiculous and it makes me very angry."

I read it as this:
"I heard about LT's BookMooch group. I agree it's completely ridiculous and it makes me very angry."

I couldn't work out why she would be so angry at the BookMooch group. They are very mild-mannered, and not nearly as ridiculous as...oh, i don't know... other groups i could mention. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

:P~~~~

I'm a member of LT's BM group. I just lurk.

OK, I need to say this here. When you abbreviate BookMooch as BM, a completely different BM is coming to mind.

Bowel Movement.

There, I said it. The first time everyone started using BM I was incredibly confused.

#176 JP

Does that make BMer's...........Bowel Movers??

kik!
Now every bad laxative commercial I've ever heard is running through my head!

LadyN said:
TNP is going to the cinema this weekend.

I read:
TNP is going to the crimea this weekend.

Sorry JP, that was my typo, I meant crimea...

edited for typo...

On myspace my friend answered a question on a bulliton and
It said:
Whats on your mind?
And her answer was Math Math Math.
I thought it said Meth Meth Meth.

#176 JP, I always think that too -- I'm glad I'm not the only one!

#181 MrsG, good thing that was a misread!

In the book I'm reading

I read:

"...loved that meal; his subjects called it moonspit..."

and I was a little grossed out by it.

when it actually said:

"...loved that metal; his subjects called it moonspit..."

I would still be a little grossed out by the moonspit.

In the rant thread, I saw:
"Oh I hate foggi, bella, polly"

But it really said:
"Oh foggi, bella, polly. I hate when you guys our upset!!"

Don't know how I got the "hate" part way over there. I was really surprised HEers would be ranting about each other, which is what made me look again.

In the rant thread I saw:
"are you doing okay MrsG? know that there's always someone here if you want to talk/fart."

But it really said:
"are you doing okay MrsG? know that there's always someone here if you want to talk/rant."

Man! What's up with today.

MsD said:
"He likes harassing penguins. I have photographic evidence that I will post tonight. *penguin hater*

I really can't post what I read, but it was not "photographic".

ROFLMAO! Oh, I'm crying and people are looking at me funny!

187: I can't even use an abreviation for this so...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

187: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha too, that post has made my day!!

#187 - Brilliant!! Ha ha ha!!

In a similar vein, I read that rissa had a packet of morningstar condoms in her freezer.

corndogs, LadyN, corndogs.

*is sitting at her desk, trying to laugh silently, almost crying with the effort*

Methinks its too late for rissa to be using condoms!!

And as for MrA........well.................are we REALLY surprised?

It's always a bright spot to come here!
LOL!
I know lately I've been very, ah, gutter-minded? gutteral? It's good to know I'm not the only one. :o)

Or maybe you started it and now everyone is being influenced. :P

at work, i got an email that said
"45 Ch*** H**** 4/30/2009 EOL - husband to be has a dog"

which was telling me to move that tenant out...but what I read was.

"EOL - husband has to be a dog"

confused me for a second

*cat almost chokes on water*

KIK! Mandy, I misread your misread the same way you had!

Yeah, I did too! I had to read it twice to figure out what they meant.

Mandy said: Beware of moles in penguin suits.

I read: Beware of models in penguin suits.

*picturing swimsuit models on a beach wearing penguin suits instead*

Tessa thought that BubbaWFs username was BubbaGump.

oh man, 201 that is a fun image.

I just read BubbaWF's quote of
"And of all days, today my throat decided to get sick!"

as

"And of all days, today my trout decided to get sick!"

It's very annoying when your trout gets sick.

They are very difficult to cure. Not many local vets work on them.

^

There speak the voices of experience re: trout care

*snort* LOL!
I wonder if a fish gets less slimy when it's sick.

Yes, and it's scales grow smooth.

And so often, they're mistaken for dead, when actually they just have an ear infection. Tragic. True though.

Huh. Wish I had known that before I flushed Finny S. Fogg.

It was actually a clever escape plan by Finny.

Didn't you watch Finding Nemo, JP? Obviously Finny did.

I knew we should not have watched TV in front of the fish bowl!

On the taxi service thread i read on a post (I think it was ejj)

"Many hands make light work."

I read "Madys hands make lights work"

Mandy's hands like work?

Mandy's Hans likes Mork?

Grapefruit?

Pamplemous

jp wrote:
...they had closed the birth center where I had my second child when I was pregnant with the third. My only other option would have been to return to a hospital birth, and I couldn't stomach that.

Which I read as:
...they had closed the birth center where I had my second child when I was pregnant with the third. My only other option would have been to return to a child.

LOL! Which made me read:

My only other option would have been to return the child.

LOL I thought that too...

haha me too, how cruel!

lol!

KIK! Me ... four!

First we find out JP sold Cat, now this?

Hey! It was an option! You all know I went with the homebirth!

That time... but how do we know that you didn't take the option another time?

How many more onions ('Opinions, please') could the HE possibly need?!

I keep reading it that way too.

>#228: me three. still.

Espy had an unfortunate comma in this sentence:
we should curb our piano, throwing tendencies

So now i'm picturing Espy curbing his piano, and possibly picking up... i don't know, black keys?

I'm not sure who "throwing tendencies" is, but i assume that they are related to "Dances with wolves".

I've laughed so much tonight I'm crying!

MissTessa wrote:
I think the posters are OK, I like the second one the best, the first one just seems awkward to me.
The only poster I've really liked was the Sorcerer's Stone with the sketch-like effect on it. All the others I think have been kind of weird.

I read:

I think the posters are OK, I like the second one the best, the first one just seems awkward to me.
All the others I think have been kind of weird.

And it took me a minute to realize she was talking about actual posters, not HEers posting on the thread.

Have I mentioned I'm still trying to cut back on how much coffee I drink?

On the Good news/Bad news thread:

Lefty wrote...
Yesterday I arrived at school to find that one of my gerbils, Dustfinger, had escaped.

Which I read as...
Yesterday I arrived at school to find that one of my gerbils, Dusterfinger, had escaped.

Dusterfinger...Does this ring a bell to Inkheart readers?

hehe yes =) Missy named one gerbil Dustfinger and another Farid (also known as Fat Farid because he is a fat gerbil)

rissa said:
"with yoga beathing I tend not to breath deeply enough."

Which I read as:
"with yoga beating I tend not to breath deeply enough."

Renald said: "Well my plans fell off . . ."

I read: "Well my pants fell off . . ."

#236: ROFLMAO!! Now you are just making me blush foggi!!!

I would blush too if my pants had fallen off when I was with my HE friends...

HAHAHAHAHA! My pants almost fell off the other day! I was running to catch the bus and I was wearing my friends sweats! That would have been the end of my life.

On the Espanol thread (hey, how come the Spanish thread has an english subject?), i misread:

Hola, me llamo es Melodia
and
me llamo es Pepetia

as...llama.

*Thinks of Monty Python's Llama song.*

In GN/BN, Kirby wrote:
Kirby ate about 1/4 bag of M&M's today.

At first I thought she was telling us about a failed diet plan or something. I didn't think a quarter of a bag sounded too bad. I'd have eaten the whole bag.

Not the human Kirby, the doggy Kirby. I could go for a bag of M&M's but the doggy Kirby ate all of them.

#242 LOL!!!

I had a misread on that thread today, too.

Ron wrote:
BN: I have to work this afternoon.
GN: I have caught up on the threads here on HE.

It was his good news that I misread. I read that he caught up on the threads and something about HE being his hero. I just thought he really didn't want to go to work and that HE made him feel better about the day. :)

It would but when the paycheck arrives it would be a very gray and sad day...:D

I know the feeling. I love LT but no work equals no pay.

Yeah I know!...I should be doing something...can't remember what....Oh Yeah gotta go to work...bye K...talk to you later :D

Bye, Ron!

I am not reading well today apparently!

K wrote:
Do you still have your tonsils?

I read:
Do you still have your toenails?

KIK! Oh, dear. I sincerely hope bib has her toe nails!

On the Share Your TBR Pile thread, KarenMarie wrote:

Well, this is disappointing. Last October I had 571 tbr, now I have 677.

Drat.

I read her post as:

Well, this is disappointing. Last October I had 57 tbr, now I have 677.

I would say drat, too. ;)

Lets just say that I misread MrA's answer to Foggi's Who Am I...

ROFL!

K said:

It's not something I do every year. I was pretty sick this time of year five years ago, but drug myself outside to get them each something anyways.

I read:

It's not something I do every year. I was pretty sick this time of year five years ago, and drugged out to get them each something.

8-0

Just say NO K!

:P~~ I would die before doing drugs.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

When driving up the mountain on FGriday I read a sign that said:

The End Of the World Do Not Fall Off and it had two arrows pointing at each end of the mountain.

I never did find out what it really said.

On the Train Derailed thread, kirby said:
Just curious. Who comes when you call 991?

I read:
Just curious. Who comes when you call 911?

Well I'm not sure.

I just realized that there is a small difference between the words "defected" and "defecated." It's really bad when you're misreading your own posts...

#261: KIK Ow! Mt. Dew burns in your nose! Thanks. At least I resisted spitting it out on the keyboard.

Espy, a small yet important difference!

Kirby, better to burn your nose than fry your keyboard. ;)

Sage advice lefty.

On the "What are you reading in February" I read:

I just finished The Uncommon Reader for my 999 challenge. I enjoyed it, but it really wasn't long enough for more than a fun idea.

As:
I just finished The Uncommon Reader for my 666 challenge. I enjoyed it, but it really wasn't long enough for more than a fun idea.

Well, after I read this thread, I was on the homepage and under the "Popular This Month" I read: "666 by Roberto Bolano"
It really says "2666 by Roberto Bolano"

I checked the birthmark on my scalp, and misread it as "999". Of course, it really reads "666".

Ron said:
Im in here through an Ipod so I cant join in

I read it as:
Im in here though an Ipod so I cant join in.

For a moment i thought that Ron had given himself away - he was actually a rogue Ipod that had developed artificial intelligence and was posting on HE.

That's still possible, i suppose.

#267: Shhh I'm a big secret at the Apple company...I'm the next big thing since the Ipods and the Iphone....I'm the Iron....LOL

The I-ron... ah HAHAHAHA!

ROFLMAO.

...removes creases from clothing using a touch-screen interface. Unfortunately, only works with Apple clothes.

lol, you guys!

And, since I don't think I've said it elsewhere, welcome to HE, Mysterion!

Yeah I second foggi's post and Welcome to Hogwarts Express, I'm pretty new myself...but still welcome....We are crazy and random people...You'll love it!

On my home page, I misread the title of this thread.

I thought it said:
Who Have You Mislead Today?

Apparently, I have mislead myself into thinking I can get all this paperwork done.

>#270/271 (and elsewhere): Ahhh.. .thank you for the welcomes. That makes me feel a little bad though, since i am kinda sorta here under false pretences. I have a dark secret, and am not all that i appear to be.

I can't say any more at present. I certainly can't direct anyone to post #227 of the Rumours thread. Or posts #155-157 on the Stats thread. In fact, i didn;t say any of this. I'm not even here at all. You never saw me.

*goes back to being mysterious*

*snicker*

Perhaps no one else read a certain thread on the GD where the Kaiser Wilhelm group was recommended, but I did. Later that same day I noticed you were a member of that group, mysterion. Interesting...n'est pas?

Don't knock the Kaiser, dude.

ROFL!!!!
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Do not worry Mysterious One! Your secret identity is safe with us! :oD

bib, I read that thread too. I'll have to check it though, I didn't see where Mysterion started posting.

KIK! I wondered who Mysterion was. It seemed like people knew him too well for him to be new. ;)

#277: Mysterion didn't post on that thread, that I know of, I just happened to visit Mysterion's profile page soon after and thought it was a bit of a strange coincidence.

LOL!

And here I thought that we had gotten a wonderful, funny new member. Now I found out that it's just a recycled member under a new name!!!! Someone will be hearing from my lawyers.

So, do you want us to nickname you "Myster?"

Call me whatever you like, just don't call me a twork.

*slaps self on head*

I can't believe I didn't pick up on that sooner! "Mysterion" is such a great handle, by the way.

^^^^^ always the last to know...

Thanks for the pics over on my GD car thread, Mysterion :-P

Edited to get the correct number of spaces to make my arrows point to my name...

>#283: You're melcome.

>#282: Appropriate to this thread, it's something i misheard/mispelled. I was thinking of the Mysterons from Captain Scarlet (which would be before everybody's time and/or wrong country). I didn't realise that I has spelled it wrong until i looked it up to get some profile background.

It's probably just as well, because "Mysteron" sounds like the unholy results of a transportation experiment involving MrA and Renald.

#284: ROFLMAO Should I be worried?

I thought Ron and MrA are the same person. That's why we never see them together. :oP

Maybe Espy...and Mysterion...

I remember seeing MsD's post in the rumours and not understanding. And I kept thinking Mysterion sounded a lot like MrA, but was probably...well, a woman. No offense!

Oh and I misread smiple as...um...nipple. *blushes*

Ha ha aha ha ha ha ha ha!!! you know, I thought something funny was going on, but couldn't quite put my finger on it! Genius... *schnarf*

I read that JPs dub train was draining slowly, and then not at all, and then slowly again.

a)What is a dub train?

b) Why do trains need to drain??

I be takin' the dub train, mon.

Brothers and sisters, get on board the dub train!

I just realised i said "transportation" instead of "teleportation", back in #284. That kind of killed my "The Fly" reference.

Teleportation is a form of transportation. I understood the reference. Should I worry?

I understood it too. Well, the transportation teleportation part. I haven't read or seen "The Fly," but I recognized the "Help me!" part.

How long has that "The Book Thief (with spoileers)" thread been there? I've been seeing it as The Book Thief (with spoilers). All this time I've been misreading a typo! Either that or someone managed to slip an extra e in there when I wasn't looking.

*Quickly hides stash of extra "e"s* It's been there a long time, JP... a loooooooong time...

Were all those "o"s always there in post #292? *scratches had*

Hy, whr did my ""'s go?

I'm blaming the fact that I gave up coffee for Lent for the fact that "Hy, whr did my ""'s go?" Took me a very long time to get...did he mean to put the s in between the quotation marks? but he doesn't seem to be missing any "s"'s...hmm he forgot to put the e in where and hey oh wait i get it!

You gave up coffee for Lent? Suddenly I'm looking forward to seeing you less! ;)

I did, so far i'm doing ok, but it's only day 2

I gave up caffeine one year... I wouldn't suggest it.

If I gave up coffee I would slip into a coma. Then where would all of you be?

I just misread that.

What I read:
"If I gave up coffee I would slip into a comma."

To answer the question you really asked though, that's easy! We'd all still be in your head. :)

I gave up caffeine for 3 years. It was tough not having chocolate. I have now seen the error in my ways.

I have not given up caffine, unfortunately I'm far to deep in my addiction to be able to give that up without some severe withdrawl issues. But Coffee is my favorite source of my caffine intake. Coffee in the morning, coffee after lunch and usually a cappacino with dinner dessert. and when i have ice cream i like to sprinkle some coffee grounds on top of it. So all that is gone plus coffee flavored things.

True story: Researchers have recently discovered that caffeine is good at removing cancerous skin cells! They are thinking of adding caffeine to sunscreen. I predict we aren't a long way off from the caffeine patches in "Meet the Robinsons."

AHHHHH!

Sorry.

lol!

I, too, am a caffeine addict. I drink between 4-6 cups of coffee in the morning. Any less and I start feeling major withdraw symptoms. I've joked with friends and family that I should just get those caffeine patches from"Meet the Robinsons" or get a caffeine IV.

If I'm having a horrible headache, I find that drinking something with a high amount of caffeine tends to help. I know, wierd.

#305: It depends on the kind of headache, but caffeine can help make headaches go away. I think I read somewhere that it constricts the blood vessels or something.

#306 -- That's why there's caffeine in Excedrin.

#304 -- Actually a caffeine IV could be fatal. Just random things you "learn" at college...

kirby said: I have now seen the error in my ways.
I read: I have now seen the mirror in my ways.

Nothing like reflecting on your life, huh?

I read #309 as "I have now seen the mirror in my eyes."

Which sounds pretty cool.

And after reading #308, i was thinking "caffeine 4? what the heck is caffeine 4? Is that a new type of caffeine?"

Yes its caffeine multiplied by 100.

Over on the Ephemera thread...

What MrA said:
No! He didn't die! He faked his death and ran away to South America. He has been living in a isolated shack with a surprisingly well-equipped medical laboratory, deep in the Amazonian rainforest.

What I read:
No! He didn't die! He faked his death and ran away to South America. He has been living in a isolated shark with a surprisingly well-equipped medical laboratory, deep in the Amazonian rainforest.

SOunds more like suge.

The two words are only one letter off. I blame the shark thread. I've only read it, not posted on it. *shivers*

I keep reading the Hogwarts Express Meet-Up thread as:
The Hogwarts, Express Meet-Up thread. I keep wondering if there is a longer version somewhere.

Kerian wrote:
As someone who has had the unfortunate experience of testing pepper on a wall where a certain unnamed cat misbehaved, pepper was said to be something to help that but didn't stop that cat from being naughty.

I read:
As someone who has had the unfortunate experience of tasting pepper on a wall where a certain unnamed cat misbehaved, pepper was said to be something to help that but didn't stop that cat from being naughty.

I was wondering why she was tasting pepper off of walls where cats have misbehaved. Yuck!

Also misread under my Zeitgeist:

Really says:
LT Invites Sent

What I Read:
LT Interventions

kirby, this has been coming for a long time. We're all here for you.

I've just been catching up on the eating threads, and misread "pop tart" every time as "pig tart". That's because a customer at work the other day called me a "selfish pig tart"!!! Best insult ever, I think!

Who called you that, Lady? Let me at 'em! *prepares to swim across the Atlantic to defend LadyN's honor.*

Gee, thanks JP!

It was someone on the live internet chat service we have at my evening job in the ticket agency. I was unable to get the customer the theatre tickets she wanted at that specific time, as we were out of our stock and would need to call the theatre to buy additional stock. I suggested she call back in the morning, as the theatre itself was closed. She then typed "no, now". I replied again that the theatre was closed but we'd gladly call themin the morning, at which point she called me...well, you know what she called me! I thought it was so funny that I printed the whole chat out and pinned it to the memo board in the office!

That is a truly awesome insult!

I know! Feel free to use it any time! Spread the pig tart genius!

#321: Do you think it will work with other animals, LadyN?....Selfish Dog Tart! Selfish Cat Tart!, Selfish Monkey Tart! Selfish Sheep Tart! (I'm really proud of the Monkey one kik)

#316 jp:
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

From the current rumor thread (V):

What puppet said:
can someone get me some ice? My back hurts because theres a weird FOOTPRINT on my back!

What I read:
can someone get me some ice? My back hurts because there's the word FOOTPRINT on my back!

This isn't a misread, but it should be. I've been invited to a conference call today to check that we are ready for a new client that starts soon. Unfortunately, the subject of the meeting is "Readinass Meeting".

*faceslap*

Under the TALK section on my homepage it said:

Hogwarts Express : How long does it take for water to freeze? 2 unread / 41 suge, Today 12:57pm
The Green Dragon : Grumpy grumbles & Happy dances for March '09

I read:
How long does it take for gerbles to freeze.

I think I need a nap.

Kirby -- I think we need a long and complicated formula for this... any help from the science people?

What the post really said:
Sorry your hips have been hurting rissa. The heating pad seems like an option or one of the microwavable heating packs.

What I read:
Sorry your hips have been hurting rissa. The heating pad seems like an option or one of the microwavable heating pancakes.

Why do I always have trouble reading what K writes?

She said:
...but simply because who wants to eat wax?

I read:
...but simply because who wants ear wax?

I agree with both versions.

KIK! Using wax for braces makes excess ear wax. Eww.

combining them works ok too.
who wants to eat ear wax?

Yuk. I'd rather eat microwavable heating pancakes®.

Are there microwavable freezing pancakes as well? Am I missing something by having posts to read on the 'freezing water' thread? ;)

What the post actually said:

Still on the bright side your husband will get a second sock.

What I read:

Sit on the bright side of your house, it will work out.

I'm tired.

HAHAHAHA that's fantastic!

kik! That was way off bib!

On one of the 3,000 HE Meet Up threads, i read:

The planning committee, composed of our fearless leaders Kerian....

as:
The planning committee, composed of our fearless leaders Khan...

Go to sleep, or have coffee, or whatever is right for your time of day. :P~~~

On the Rumors thread MrA said
"You will be assimilated. Resistance is infantile."

I read "You will be assassinated. Resistance is infantile"

MEM said:
So in a year I may drink a pot, altogether.

I read:
So in a year I may drink pot.

I didn't even know it came in beverage form.

Right with you on that misread JP...

That is exactly what I misread as well, i had to reread to see the "a"

LOL!

Technically you can make it into a tea but I would imagine that it would be nasty as all get out to drink and would probably make you sick to boot! LOL

poor MEM is being picked on today! LOL

I saw there was a misread on that thread and kept trying to figure it out but hadn't seen it. KIK.

*handshake for our MEM :)*

The thread said: "The next person had a good breakfast or lunch."
I read: "The next person had a good breakfast for lunch."

I sometimes have breakfast for dinner. I guess if I have a good breakfast for lunch, I call it brunch.

KIK! Sorry, foggi. I can second having breakfast for dinner. (Am I causing another misread? ;) Those are the best of dinners. 11:07am and time for brunch. :)

I had breakfast for dinner Sunday night.

I haven't had breakfast for dinner since January.

Second breakfast for dinner? Kerian is a hobbit! *hustles over to the Rumors thread*

Hehee! :)

I suppose I am short though my feet are quite soft, thank you very much. :P

I was reading some GD threads and saw this

As dog is my witness, I am getting those pesky Winter pounds off!

and I read this:

As dog is my witness, I am getting those perky Winter pounds off!

Off the dog? That would make sense. My dogs are very happy when we go for long walks.

twi-hard posted:
Oh, and slytherin isn't ALL that bad I actually think they're kind of misunderstood LoL =D

I read:
Oh, and slytherin isn't ALL that bad I like to think of them as misunderstood LoL =D

#355>I'm so tired it took me three reads to see the difference between those sentences.

I'm still not there *rubs eyes*

On the Rants 4 thread, MrA said:

So you don't want the youtube link, K?

I read:

So you don't watch the youtube link, K?

356- There's a difference?

356- me too!

I misread a sign yesterday. "Come and visit one of the smallest muslims in the country".

Pardon?? Oh, I see!! "Come and visit one of the smallest museums in the country"!!

HAHAHAHA, oh that's fantastic...This is not so much a misread as it is a misprint though I had to read it many times over to be sure I wasn't misreading it. There was a sign on the side of a luxory apartment building on the harbor with Manhattan views that read "(name of building) Where every day is better than the next"

Think about it for a min. and you'll see why that's not such a good thing.

ROFL! Sign me up to live there!

I was just looking at monitor stand online and one I was looking at can apparently hold up to 21 monitors! Weird, most of the other ones could hold a 21" monitor.

I'm impressed. So you can watch 21 different things at the same time.

#361 -- Yeah, you'd just better hope your first day there is a really good day!

364 re 361>It's all downhill from there. How are things going to be if you live there a year?

Yes, but if you start off with a bad day, a year later will be even worse!

It's espicially funny when you think about how many people that had to go through before taking up half a side of a 20+ story building. I know in this office before we even have the signs printed at least 3 different people look over the proof and then we usually send it back for a new proof 2 or 3 times. And we're a small property management company, can you imagine how many people proofed that before it got hung.

#361
haha... that took me awhile to understand.

It sounds good if you don't think about it too much... but then once you start thinking...

#365 -- As Bib said, imagine if you start out on a bad day!

What JP wrote: "Some of my nicest clothing has come from my sister or the thrift shop."

What I read: "Some of my nicest clothing has come from my sister the thrift shop."

I thought that was an interesting thing to call your sister!

Well she does spend a lot of time in thrift shops!
And I do feel a sisterly love for secondhand stores... :o)

I just read foggi's post (#370) and misread the same thing.

#361 Mandy, LOL! That is great! My brother was reading over my shoulder, he thought it hilarious too. Does make one wonder how many people proofed it incorrectly.

That reminded me of a Japanese restaurant in town -- one where they make the food right in front of you when you order. They have a big banner that says "We grill front of your eyes!"

373: HAHAHA, remind me never to go there, I don't think my eyes need to be grilled.

Kerian wrote this:
"the storage locker people auctioned it off"

I read this:
"the strange locker people auctioned it off"

I was over at Green Dragon and misread "What Smurf are You?" as "What the Smurf are You?"

Which has a completely different feel.

And in case you are wondering, I am Clumsy Smurf.

Better than being Clumsy, Smurf!

I bet Clumsy Smurf says "smurf" a smurfin' lot.

#375 cat:
Eh. Same thing. ;)

#376 JP:
kik!

...

What I misread:

Howl is the weather, part tres.

So as one may tell, I was in chat for the movie tonight. ;)

Another misread.

What jp said:

Good News: Crocuses (crocusi?) are popping up in the yard.

What I read:

Couscous is popping up in the yard.

Which then made me think of llamas. I should explain, one of my sisters named her llama that. (Our aunt kept at her place. She had a pasture.)

In GN/BN Foggi said she had no more meetings today, which was good news. I thought she said she had no more feelings today. What a bad day it must be to be happy not to have feelings!

Thank goodness it didn't say that! We would have to kidnap Foggi and take her on a happy trip. However, it would be fun to kidnap foggi all the same.

*drops blindfold and water gun*
What? We're not kidnapping her anymore? I just got all the chocolate loaded in the van.

Oh, no! Let's proceed. This will be an exciting trip. :)

*packs her marshmallow gun into kirby's car with several bags of marshmallows*

Do you have the pretty pastel ones? I was thinking about getting streamers. I want to make sure they match.

But of course! They're so much better than boring white marshmallows. (I've never had one. Do they taste the same?)

Marshmallows. Check.
Streamers. Check.
Fun confetti. *packs that into kirby's car* Check.

Do you think we should kidnap Sophie, too? She can play with Finnegan and Kirby, or even Gregor as well if compski comes and brings him.

Oh! They boys would enjoy that. Let's do it!

(The pastel marshmallows have a slight different taste to them. It depends on what brand you get.)

Nooo! Don't kidnap Sophie! Who will I play with then?

You can come with us!

But Mrs. Espy is not feeling well and couldn't come too, and I'd feel bad about just leaving her.

Don't you have a Wii, Espy??

Nevermind. Problem solved. We will take MrsE to see Madame Pomfrey.

One of my friends on facebook had her status as "me n cameron one month!"
but I read it as "me n cameron one mouth"

I was a little disgusted when I first read it.

K told foggi: "maybe clearing your head will help"

I read "maybe cleaning your head will help"

A variety of questions then ran through my head: Does K want foggi to scrub her brain? Clean the heads of her VHS player? Maybe just take a shower? That's kind of rude...although taking a shower does clear my head sometimes...

Brainwashing!

KIK!

It's that 'r' and 'i' appearing to form an 'n.' I received college credit for some classes I took back in high school and had a little trouble with those letters in my name: The college had my first name as Carne!

last name, Chili Con.

MrA asked Kerian:

Can I borrow your account?

I read:

Can I borrow your accent?

Which I thought was pretty strange, since K doesn't have an accent. :o)

Well...she would to him. Wouldn't she?

Silly. He's the one with the accent!

#399: How do you know you are not the ones with the accent? kik

Linguistically speaking, an accent is a manner of pronunciation of a language. If the pronunciation is different from the "norm" or hard to understand, that would probably give evidence of an accent. I can understand what I say, therefore I must not have an accent for my native language.
Of course, I can also understand both you and MrA.
Does this mean none of us have accents? :o)

Contrariwise, does that mean my younger children have accents since I have a hard time understanding them?

So since I can never understand MrA. does that mean that he has an accent only when I hear him?

Hmmm...Maybe you aren't crazy enough Mandy. Although if you can hear him...

*takes out pad and pencil*
How long have you been hearing MrA's voice in your head?

*ponders the idea of Mandy "not being crazy enough"*

*wonders how much crazier she could get*

*runs away screaming*

In the GN/BN Thread, Mindy posted:

Good News: I'm getting a special 3-disc edition of Twilight on Saturday.
I'm sorry about yours K =( **hugs**

I read:

Good News: I'm getting a special 3-disc edition of Twilight on Saturday.
I'm sorry about your hugs K

403: It's been about a year now that i've been hearing him, the real trouble started about 6 months ago when his voice started following me around make incomprehensible austrailian sounds...maybe they were words you never can tell.

I see.....
*scribbles notes while hitting the button that calls for the straitjacket...*

NO NO NO I'LL NEVER GO BACK YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!!

ZOMBIE'S ATTACK!!

ZOOMIE ATTACK?

Strewth.

>#401: What does this Norm sound like? And why doesn't he have an accent?

Mandy: Bananas make wonderful headwear.

410- Yeah, don't use them as footwear. Believe me, I've tried. It doesn't work.

but it is comical for the people around you.

grkmwk wrote:
I am currently reading The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian and Heat

I read:
I am currently writing The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian in Heat

Thinking about dogs a little too much, Kirby? ;)

#413: So is it kind of like Pocahontas gone wild? ROFLMAO

I'm not sure. I was just scrolling and read that. I had to stop and reread.