Napoleon's Hemorrhoids … and Other Small Events That Changed History
by Phil Mason
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Hilarious, fascinating, and a roller coaster of dizzying, historical what-ifs, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids is a potpourri for serious historians and casual history buffs. In one of Phil Mason's many revelations, you'll learn that Communist jets were two minutes away from opening fire on American planes during the Cuban missile crisis, when they had to turn back as they were running out of fuel. You'll discover that before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon's painful hemorrhoids prevented him from show more mounting his horse to survey the battlefield. You'll learn that an irate blacksmith threw his hammer at a fox and missed, hitting a rock and revealing the largest vein of silver ever discovered, thus changing the finances of Canada forever. Interestingly, Charlton Heston was cast as Moses in The Ten Commandments because his broken nose made him look like Michelangelo's famous sculpture of Moses. Finally, no one knows Einstein's last words. They were in German, a language his nurse did not speak. A treasure trove filled with fascinating anecdotes about the tiny ripples that created big waves in history, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids is much more than just a trivial fact book; it is an astonishing historical-fate book revealing how our most famous incidents, best-loved works of art, and most accepted historical outcomes are simply twists of fate. show lessTags
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This was a book of unrelated trivia. I have no idea if any or most of the trivia was based on facts. For example, the first story simply said the Battle of Waterloo was fought 6 hours late because Napoleon's was soaking his "piles." That was it! I'm not sure it altered let alone changed history. I thought I would do a little research and there are lots of reputable organizations that claim "considerable indication that Napoleon was bothered by very painful thrombosed hemorrhoids." (NIH National Library of Medicine) This book also stated that Napoleon probably died in St. Helena of an infected ulcer. I have read that numerous times before. The book was really a waste of time, don't know why I finished it! 268 pages
Lots of interesting facts and information but there isn't enough background or history on any of the subjects to make any part memorable or valuable. The book talks about how coincidences, misunderstandings and/or unexpected events may or may not have had impactful consequences in history. Each chapter covers a general topic and is filled with back-to-back stories on the theme.
Napoleon's Haemorrhoids is a book of anecdotes of chances, circumstances and coincidences that changed history. Written from a British perspective, it focuses on western Europe and the US, and covers areas from history, politics and war, to sports, arts, scientific and technological discovery and innovation, and the business world.
This is a quirky, quick read. If even half the anecdotes are true, it's a fascinating look at what might have been, what nearly wasn't, and what was but for an entirely different reason than you might have learned in school. Aside from a few sports anecdotes, it's completely accessible to a non-Brit. (There are a merciful two cricket references, a completely incomprehensible game to the uninitiated!) show more Recommended for history buffs and trivia fans. show less
This is a quirky, quick read. If even half the anecdotes are true, it's a fascinating look at what might have been, what nearly wasn't, and what was but for an entirely different reason than you might have learned in school. Aside from a few sports anecdotes, it's completely accessible to a non-Brit. (There are a merciful two cricket references, a completely incomprehensible game to the uninitiated!) show more Recommended for history buffs and trivia fans. show less
Rapid-fire, brief trivia. This is apparently for an English audience as the pop culture/political/sports content is like a Brit takeover of a 90's NYT crossword puzzle.
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Phil Mason has amassed one of the world's largest private collections of cuttings and books chronicling the weird and the strange. His other books include How George Washington Fleeced the Nation. He lives in England.
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- Napoleon's Hemorrhoids … and Other Small Events That Changed History
- Original publication date
- 2008
- Dedication
- For Phillip -- our very own tiny event that changed the household forever, and without whose constant support and encouragement this book would have been finished in half the time. (with apologies to PGW)
- First words
- This is a book about tiny events.
- Last words
- (Click to show. Warning: May contain spoilers.)In the early years, the game was adopted principally by the Catholic Church in America as a money-raising venture for poor parishes.
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