Janwillem van de Wetering (1931–2008)

Third in the Grijpstra & De Gier series, another very entertaining police story. Our heroes stumble upon a corpse in a dodgy neighbourhood of Amsterdam North where the locals believe that good fences make good neighbours — which is fortunate, since one of their neighbours (who sounds suspiciously like a self-portrait of the author as villain) is a supremely talented fence. As usual, the story maunders along for a while in a cloud of music, metaphysics and local colour, and we get a show more slightly tongue-in-cheek bit of excitement at the end, when the Amsterdammers have to call in the assistance of the local police in Middelburg (who haven't written out a summons since before the war...) for a nighttime raid to arrest an armed suspect. show less

Quirky Dutch cops. Smell of Amsterdam. Charming novel!: This book follows two Amsterdam detectives, as they investigate a hanging, reflect on their lives and other matters, make fun of each other, and try to keep hard drugs off Amsterdam. The fine line between hash and heroin is explored, and this might make the book interesting to readers from the U.S. or other countries where marijuana is criminalized like hard drugs. The construction of the dialog and the characters' thought-trains is show more outstanding. De Gier's jokes at Grijpstra by themselves make the read worthwhile. Both characters are drawn as very, very human. You follow their thoughts and simple motives and ordinary lives, and you can't help loving them. The only character that doesn't ring quite true is the Outsider himself, the person from Papua New Guinea; he seems somewhat superhuman. However, this character is drawn with great respect, from the author, as well as from the detectives' point of view. I found it quite charming, the European author and his European characters dealing with an extraordinary character from their former colony. Before ending the review, I can't resist quoting some of the thoughts of our cop friends. Hiding in a bush in dog poop waiting to catch a good-looking drug dealer, de Gier thinks to himself: "I hope he attacks me. I'll trip him up and break his nose. That beautiful nose in the handsome face. He can bleed a little this time." Then he catches his errant thoughts and thinks: "but I'll only go for him if he provokes me." Explaining why he's leaving a beautiful woman, de Gier says to his three superior officers, in a dejected voice: "She wants me to leave my cat." The superiors laugh. Grijpstra the family man, talking to his superior on the phone and looking at his wife's head, says "Yes sir" on the phone and thinks: "Why do curlers have to be pink? Why not brown? If they were brown they would blend with her hair, I wouldn't notice them so much, and I would be less irritated. I wouldn't have such a foul taste in my mouth. My stomach wouldn't cramp. I wouldn't have to worry about ulcers. My wife wouldn't forget to buy medicine for me because I wouldn't need to take medicine. I would be a happier man." (My evil self thinks: Ha! Any man who lived with a woman will understand that one!) Grijpstra, at a Chinese restaurant looking at a nervous Chinese waiter, probably an illegal immigrant, thinks: "I wonder what he's hiding? No papers, that's for sure. And a friend of the criminal Lee Fong. Perhaps I should drop a hint at the Aliens department." And then he thinks: "Perhaps not. There's enough trouble in the world." Vivid and realistic characters, very pleasant novel! show less

Het lijk in de Haarlemmer Houttuinen is the first of the Grijpstra and de Gier novels. A man's body is found hanging in the headquarters of an Eastern religious sect in a rambling old house in the centre of Amsterdam. It looks like suicide, but of course when something in a crime story looks like suicide it probably isn't...

The mystery isn't all that sophisticated, but the real interest of this book is in the detail of everyday police work and the interplay of personalities between the show more policemen and the suspects (one of whom turns out to be a former colonial police officer). I really enjoyed the way that the investigation keeps being held up by random small incidents that the police have to deal with - a drunk collapsing in the street, a minor car accident, an escaped prisoner they spot in a restaurant, a street fight, etc. - and by an amazing coincidence, not one of these incidents has any bearing on the case they are investigating. A trick I've never seen in a crime story before!

It's all very Dutch - improbable quantities of coffee, jenever and cigars are consumed during the investigation - and very 1970s - on the rare occasions the detectives are allowed to use a car it's a VW Beetle, and if they don't happen to be in a car they have to use public telephones to summon assistance. Which is another van de Wetering oddity, by the way: they always do summon assistance. They don't seem to realise that the first rule of fictional policing is always to go into dangerous situations without backup.

If you like novels about pets, you'll be pleased to know that de Gier's cat, Oliver, has an excessively large part in the story, and in a small gesture to the conventions of the genre, one of the policemen is allowed to go to bed with one of the witnesses, but that apart, this struck me as a charmingly off-beat example of the police procedural. To be added to my long list... show less

The Rattle-Rat is one of a series of Dutch police procedurals taking place in the early 1980s. In this installment, the detectives have to find the murderer of a corpse found in a burning dory floating in the Amsterdam harbor. The victim came from Friesland, on the northern edge of the Netherlands, and so there most of the action takes place.

The mystery plays second fiddle to the interactions between the detectives, to jokes about Friesland and to showing how the changing roles of women show more affect everyone. There's a lot of odd comedy, which I couldn't tell if it was Dutch humor or simply the author's own, but I found it very funny with a weird combination of sarcasm and charm. The title of the novel comes from the rat they are asked to petsit in exchange for using the house of a Friesian police officer on holiday. The rat, Eddy, rattles rather than squeaks and his behavior, as well as the reactions of people to him, made him a suitable choice for the title.

The changing role of women in the Netherlands is a major theme in this novel. For the most part, van de Wetering handles the subject with agility and humor although, to modern ears, a few of his jokes misfire badly. He almost, but not quite, manages to make the female characters as fully real as the male detectives. Here, the lead detective, the commissaris, speaks on the phone to his assistant:

"Have Grijpstra called. He should phone me." The commissaris waited. The phone was quiet. "Dear?"
"Sir?"
"Is that understood?"
"You didn't finish your request."
"My request is quite finished."
"No," the soft female voice said. "You never said 'please,' so I'm still waiting, as is customary these modern days."
"What are you?" the commissaris asked. "A communist? A feminist? I gave you an order. I don't have to say 'please.'"
"I'm not your slave."
"Please," the commissaris said, "dear."
"Thank you," the secretary said. "I won't insist that you call me 'miss.'"
"Is that so?" the commissaris asked. "The new rule allows for exceptions?"
"I think you're a dear, too," the soft voice said. The telephone clicked.
The commissaris watered his begonias, while reflecting. They were right, he thought in between his reflections. They were abused, yelled at, repressed, underpaid, and over-worked. It had to come to an end, but why today?

The appeal of this book lays in the characters that van de Wetering has created. I'll be looking for other titles in the series. show less