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Howard Waldrop (1946–2024)

Author of Them Bones

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Works by Howard Waldrop

Them Bones (1984) 319 copies, 11 reviews
Howard Who? (1986) 222 copies, 7 reviews
The Texas-Israeli War: 1999 (1974) 196 copies
Night of the Cooters (1991) — Author — 128 copies, 1 review
Strange Monsters of the Recent Past (1991) 92 copies, 3 reviews
Going Home Again (1998) 88 copies, 2 reviews
Custer's Last Jump and Other Collaborations (2003) — Author — 82 copies, 1 review
Horse of a Different Color: Stories (2013) 59 copies, 2 reviews
A Dozen Tough Jobs (1989) 49 copies, 1 review
Dream Factories and Radio Pictures (2003) 44 copies, 1 review
Heart Of Whitenesse (2005) 39 copies, 2 reviews
The Ugly Chickens [novelette] (1980) 26 copies, 1 review
A Better World's In Birth (2003) 17 copies
Avast Abaft! 5 copies
God's Hooks! 5 copies
Ces chers vieux monstres (1987) 4 copies
Men Of Greywater Station (1976) 4 copies, 1 review
Sun Up 3 copies
One Horse Town 3 copies
Fin de Cyclé [novelette] (1991) 3 copies
Frogskin Cap (2009) 3 copies
Our Mortal Span (2000) 3 copies
Lunchbox [Short story] (1972) 3 copies, 1 review
Fair Game 3 copies
Ike at the mike (short story) 3 copies, 1 review
Horror, We Got 2 copies
Green Brother 2 copies
Flatfeet! 2 copies
Occam's Ducks 2 copies
Winter Quarters 2 copies
Chacal, The Magazine of Fantasy & SF, No. 1 (1976) — Contributor — 1 copy
D = R X T 1 copy
Ninieslando 1 copy

Associated Works

Wild Cards I: A Mosaic Novel (1987) — Contributor — 1,253 copies, 16 reviews
Black Thorn, White Rose (1994) — Contributor — 1,203 copies, 12 reviews
Black Heart, Ivory Bones (2000) — Contributor — 755 copies, 4 reviews
Warriors (2010) — Contributor — 703 copies, 24 reviews
Songs of the Dying Earth (2009) — Contributor — 699 copies, 15 reviews
Wild Cards I (2010) — Contributor — 649 copies, 12 reviews
The Year's Best Science Fiction: Twenty-First Annual Collection (2004) — Contributor — 572 copies, 6 reviews
The Year's Best Science Fiction: Nineteenth Annual Collection (2002) — Contributor — 559 copies, 6 reviews
The Year's Best Science Fiction: Sixteenth Annual Collection (1999) — Contributor — 514 copies, 1 review
The Year's Best Science Fiction: Fifteenth Annual Collection (1998) — Contributor — 468 copies, 2 reviews
The Best of the Best: 20 Years of the Year's Best Science Fiction (2005) — Contributor — 434 copies, 20 reviews
Lovecraft's Monsters (2014) — Contributor — 397 copies, 12 reviews
The Year's Best Science Fiction: Twelfth Annual Collection (1995) — Author — 389 copies, 1 review
The Mammoth Book of Vampires (1992) — Contributor — 367 copies, 7 reviews
Fast Ships, Black Sails (2008) — Contributor — 344 copies, 10 reviews
Feeling Very Strange: The Slipstream Anthology (2006) — Contributor — 331 copies, 15 reviews
Happily Ever After (2011) — Contributor — 322 copies, 3 reviews
Year's Best SF 6 (2001) — Contributor — 299 copies, 7 reviews
The Year's Best Science Fiction: Sixth Annual Collection (1989) — Author — 276 copies, 2 reviews
War of the Worlds: Global Dispatches (1997) — Contributor — 257 copies, 4 reviews
The 1987 Annual World's Best SF (1987) — Contributor — 253 copies, 3 reviews
The Year's Best Science Fiction: Third Annual Collection (1986) — Contributor — 250 copies, 1 review
The Year's Best Fantasy & Horror 2006: 19th Annual Collection (2006) — Contributor — 244 copies, 4 reviews
The 1981 Annual World's Best SF (1981) — Contributor — 235 copies, 4 reviews
Modern Classics of Fantasy (1939) — Contributor — 232 copies, 1 review
Old Mars (2013) — Contributor — 230 copies, 10 reviews
The Year's Best Science Fiction: Fourth Annual Collection (1987) — Contributor — 219 copies, 1 review
Modern Classics of Science Fiction (1991) — Contributor — 215 copies, 2 reviews
The Year's Best Science Fiction: Fifth Annual Collection (1988) — Author — 203 copies, 2 reviews
The Way It Wasn't : Great Science Fiction Stories of Alternate History (1996) — Contributor — 163 copies, 4 reviews
Future Primitive: The New Ecotopias (1994) — Contributor — 161 copies, 1 review
Universe 4 (1974) — Contributor — 153 copies, 4 reviews
The Best Science Fiction of the Year #6 (1977) — Contributor — 150 copies, 3 reviews
The Year's Best Science Fiction: First Annual Collection (1984) — Contributor — 148 copies, 1 review
My Favorite Science Fiction Story (1999) — Contributor — 142 copies, 2 reviews
The Playboy Book of Science Fiction (1998) — Contributor — 142 copies, 1 review
Universe 10 (1980) — Contributor — 142 copies, 2 reviews
Nebula Award Stories 16 (1982) — Contributor — 134 copies, 1 review
Stars: Original Stories Based on the Songs of Janis Ian (2003) — Contributor — 133 copies, 1 review
Bestiary! (1985) — Contributor — 132 copies
Science Fiction: The Best of 2003 (2004) — Contributor — 123 copies, 5 reviews
The Best Science Fiction of the Year #10 (1981) — Contributor — 122 copies
The Mammoth Book of Extreme Fantasy (2008) — Contributor — 120 copies, 2 reviews
Isaac Asimov's Wonderful Worlds of Science Fiction, Volume 9: Robots (1989) — Contributor — 118 copies, 2 reviews
The Mammoth Book of the Best of Best New SF (2008) — Contributor — 114 copies
The First Omni Book of Science Fiction (1983) — Contributor — 100 copies, 1 review
Science Fiction: The Best of the Year, 2006 Edition (2006) — Contributor — 100 copies, 3 reviews
Nebula Awards Showcase 2009 (2009) — Contributor — 99 copies, 8 reviews
Razored Saddles (1989) — Contributor — 95 copies, 1 review
Digital Domains: A Decade of Science Fiction & Fantasy (2010) — Contributor — 88 copies
The Year's Best Science Fiction & Fantasy, 2014 Edition (2014) — Author — 88 copies, 4 reviews
Live! From Planet Earth (2005) — Introduction — 87 copies, 1 review
Armageddons (1999) — Contributor — 83 copies, 2 reviews
Year's Finest Fantasy (1977) — Contributor — 82 copies, 1 review
The Best Science Fiction of the Year #15 (1986) — Contributor — 81 copies
The Apes of Wrath (2013) — Contributor — 80 copies, 3 reviews
Eternal Lovecraft: The Persistence of HPL in Popular Culture (1998) — Author — 80 copies, 3 reviews
Time Travel: Recent Trips (2014) — Contributor — 78 copies, 3 reviews
Circus: Fantasy Under the Big Top (2012) — Contributor — 74 copies, 2 reviews
The Cutting Room: Dark Reflections of the Silver Screen (2014) — Contributor — 72 copies, 9 reviews
Wondrous Beginnings (2003) — Contributor — 69 copies, 2 reviews
Year's Best Fantasy 7 (2007) — Contributor — 68 copies, 1 review
Dinosaurs! (1990) — Contributor — 66 copies
Futures Past (Flights) (2006) — Contributor — 65 copies
Christmas Magic (1994) — Contributor — 62 copies, 1 review
The Fifth Omni Book of Science Fiction (1987) — Contributor — 62 copies
Stellar #2: Science-Fiction Stories (1976) — Contributor — 61 copies, 1 review
All Star Zeppelin Adventure Stories (2004) — Contributor — 60 copies, 1 review
The Orbit Science Fiction Yearbook: No. 2 (1989) — Contributor — 58 copies
The Silver Gryphon (2003) — Author — 54 copies
Isaac Asimov's SF-Lite (1993) — Contributor — 54 copies
Isaac Asimov's Halloween (2001) — Contributor — 54 copies
The Orbit Science Fiction Yearbook: No. 1 (1988) — Contributor — 53 copies
Under African Skies (1993) — Contributor — 53 copies
Black Pockets and Other Dark Thoughts (2006) — Introduction, some editions — 52 copies
Afterlives (1986) — Contributor — 50 copies, 1 review
New Worlds (New Anthology Series , Vol 1) (1997) — Author — 48 copies, 2 reviews
Horses! (1994) — Contributor — 48 copies
Dream's Edge (1980) — Contributor — 47 copies
Universe 6 (1976) — Contributor — 46 copies
The Seventh Omni Book of Science Fiction (1989) — Contributor — 45 copies
The Baen Big Book of Monsters (2014) — Contributor — 44 copies, 2 reviews
A Yuletide Universe: Sixteen Fantastical Tales (2003) — Contributor — 42 copies
Rock On: The Greatest Hits of Science Fiction & Fantasy (2012) — Contributor — 42 copies
Edited By (2020) — Contributor — 41 copies, 3 reviews
Cross Plains Universe: Texans Celebrate Robert E. Howard (2006) — Author — 39 copies, 2 reviews
Universe 12 (1982) — Contributor — 39 copies, 1 review
Future Sports (2002) — Contributor — 38 copies, 1 review
Sense of Wonder: A Century of Science Fiction (2011) — Contributor — 37 copies, 1 review
Year's Best Fantasy 9 (2009) — Contributor — 36 copies
Invaders! (1993) — Contributor — 33 copies
Robots, A Science Fiction Anthology (2005) — Contributor — 33 copies, 1 review
We, Robots (2020) — Contributor — 29 copies
Future Games (2012) — Contributor — 26 copies
Polyphony 6 (2006) — Contributor — 22 copies, 1 review
Orbit 18 (1976) — Contributor — 20 copies
The Best from Universe (1984) — Contributor — 19 copies
Space Dogfights (1992) — Contributor — 18 copies, 1 review
Future Wars . . . and Other Punchlines (BAEN) (2015) — Contributor — 18 copies, 1 review
Omni Visions Two (1994) — Contributor — 16 copies
Univers 1982 (2001) — Contributor — 16 copies
The Robert E. Howard Reader (2010) — Contributor — 14 copies
New Dimensions Science Fiction Number 7 (1977) — Contributor — 13 copies, 1 review
Omni Visions One (1993) — Contributor — 13 copies
Lightspeed Magazine, Issue 50 • July 2014 (2014) — Contributor — 10 copies, 1 review
Asimov's Science Fiction: Vol. 21, No. 12 [December 1997] (1997) — Contributor — 9 copies, 1 review
Kopernikus 5 (1982) — Author — 9 copies
Where or When (2005) — Introduction — 9 copies
Lady Churchill's Rosebud Wristlet No. 37 (2018) — Contributor — 6 copies
Kopernikus 6 (1982) — Author, some editions — 6 copies
New Dimensions No. 13 (1982) — Contributor — 5 copies
Omni Magazine January 1985 (1985) — Contributor — 4 copies
80年代SF傑作選〈上〉 (ハヤカワ文庫SF) (1992) — Contributor — 1 copy
Amazing Stories Vol. 71, No. 4 [Winter 2000] (2000) — Contributor — 1 copy
Subterranean Magazine Fall 2010 — Contributor — 1 copy

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131 reviews
Getting a new Howard Waldrop collection is always a little bittersweet because it's been about seven years since the last one and it'll probably be another seven years or so until the next. I usually avoid reading Howard Waldrop stories until they're collected, just so I can have the whole fresh experience. This collection has the added poignancy of Waldrop's description of his rather serious and horrible medical misadventures from which I wish him a full and speedy recovery.

So, Howard show more Waldrop stories: they're not really like anything else out there. We have the waning days of an obscure B-movie actor, we have a, well, there's no point in paraphrasing it, a wolfman in Alacatraz, we have a secret history of vaudeville complete with a quest for the Holy Grail, a poignant tale of a boy whose sister catches polio, an account of the career of the actress from King Kong - no, not the actress who played the actress, the actress, Bob Howard and his best pal take a trip down south, pirates and pirates and other nautical legends, a Vancian tale set on the Vancian Dying Earth, and a trip to No Man's Land in any language. Each is a unique and subtle set of tastes and flavours for the mind, each is distinctly Waldropian. show less
The hardback edition of this book is one of my most treasured possessions (purchased, if I remember correctly, at my first Octocon.) Howard Waldrop's short stories blew me away, but this was my first head-wrecking, brain-buzzing encounter with a writer who bends fiction and time and space and history into equally gonzo shapes.

Them Bones has three separate strands of war, archaeology and adventures amongst the Amerindian Moundbuilders of the Mississipi as refugees from a dying world try to show more save their own future and instead doom another, while a team tries to save the past and preserve the truth against rising floodwaters. This is a slim book, and the prose is polished til it shines, but it still covers epic ground as the slow scale of the tragedy becomes clear. Not quite like anything else you'll ever read. Then find his stories, which are something else again. show less
There's a reason people call Waldrop a master. Not a single story out of the dozen in this collection failed to satisfy. They're the real deal, with imaginative plots and spot-on characterizations. Not to mention the risks he takes on theme and subject matter that pay off. When I finished the story "Horror, We Got" I thought to myself, Oh no, he didn't!. You'll either have to take my word, or check it out yourself.
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Howard Waldrop's quirky and off-the-wall short stories have always been a great source of pleasure; 'Them Bones', one of his few novels, is obviously cut from the same cloth but the quirkiness is tempered - perhaps a bit too much - by the sense that Waldrop was setting out here to Write A Novel; and in the course of all the careful work needed to make a novel and to carry it off convincingly, it seems to me that some of the essence of his short stories got lost.

The premise is promising. We show more start with an archaeologist, working on a dig amongst the remains of the Mound Builder culture in Louisiana, in the 1920s. She comes across something that shouldn't be there; the remains of a horse, in an archaeological layer dating from a time when horses were not known on the North American continent. Then she finds what killed it - modern bullets.

We are then switched to the viewpoint of a time traveller, a pathfinder for a larger expeditionary force, stepping out of his portal into pre-Columbian America. Which comes as a bit of a shock, as he was expecting to land in the 1930s. The expedition he was pathfinding for never emerges from the portal. As the time portal is only one-way, he sets out to find civilisation. He meets, and builds a life with, indigenous peoples, and becomes a part of their community. He also finds that not only is he not in the time he expected, but there are other problems as well...

A third strand shows us what happened to the expedition, told through a diary and official documents. The three strands come together in not unexpected ways; but Waldrop manages the process perfectly well. Along the way, we begin to find out the motivation for the time expedition. Where this novel falls down is in the structure and pacing. I found myself fairly ripping through the story, because it gave me a lot of impetus to find out what was going to happen next; I'm certain there were things I missed in that process. And yet, I had the sense towards the end that, having carefully and meticulously planned the novel out, Waldrop painted himself somewhat into a corner. In the last third of the novel, one of our p.o.v. protagonists travels on foot to a neighbouring settlement; he makes his escape pursued by an angry (and armed) mob. He then has to get home; and that sequence becomes quite extended and a bit unbalanced. I got the feeling that Waldrop was a bit taken aback by how far he'd taken his protagonist and how much ground he'd have to cover to get him safely back to his village. Sadly, this dragged a little.

Characterisation, though, is excellent. In particular, there is one secondary character, who I got quite attached to, who sounds to me like Chief Dan George, the First Nation chief who became well known for playing wise but laconic native Americans in films, particularly 'Little Big Man' and Clint Eastwood's 'The Outlaw Josey Wales'. If this be so, his was a good model to emulate. Even the officer filling out the reports in the expeditionary force that is stranded in the past manages to come through as a real person rather than as a mere functionary.

I can recommend Waldrop's writing wholeheartedly; but this novel is likely to be met with indulgence by those who like his work.Those who know him not would be better advised to seek out his short stories.
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Reviews
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ISBNs
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Favorited
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