What did you just call me?!?

Titles that probably would be considered an insult if you were to call someone them.

The Waste Land by T. S. Eliot
Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad
Scandalmonger by William Safire
The Witch in the Waiting Room by Robert S. Bobrow
The Snack Thief by Andrea Camilleri

Hideous Kinky by Esther Freud (but that might be a compliment to some...LOL)
A Maggot by John Fowles
The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test by Tom Wolfe
The Idiot by Dostoevsky
and for something modern, The Yellow Bastard by Frank Miller

(The first four were from the 1001 must-read books list. ;o)

Tarantula, by Bob Dylan
The Murderess, by Alexandros Papadiamantis
Bad Kitty, by Lynn Chang
La bâtarde, by Violette Leduc
The Fratricides, by Nikos Kazantzakis

Twisted by Jonathan Kellerman
Golden Fool by Robin Hobb
Fiends by John Farris
Emotionally Weird by Kate Atkinson
Hooligans by William Diehl

The straightforward:
Mercenary by Piers Anthony
Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison
The Anti-Christ by Friedrich Nietzsche
Abnormal Psychology by Gerald C. Davison
Fuzzy Thinking by Bart Kosko

And the more metaphorical:
Bleak House by Charles Dickens
A Separate Reality by Carlos Castaneda
This Alien Shore by C.S. Friedman
Winter's Heart by Robert Jordan
Lord of Chaos by Robert Jordan

hehe I liked this one. "Bleak House" is going to be my new favorite insult.

The Sinister Pig by Tony Hillerman
The Savage Mind by Claude Levi-Strauss
Nobody's Child by Marie Balter
The Difficult Child by Stanley Turecki
Slowness by Milan Kundera

Down These Mean Streets by Piri Thomas
The Great Pig Escape by Eileen Christelan
The Book Thief by Markus Zusak
Diary of a Nobody by George Grossmith
The Devil Wears Prada by Lauren Weisberger

The Junky by Wiliams S Burroughs
Virgin Soil Unturned by Mikhail Sholokhov
The Unpossessed by William H. Fielding
Tragic Sense of Life by Miguel de Unamuno
The Sorrow of War by Bao Ninh

The Thief
Expendable
The Gashlycrumb tinies
The Snow Queen
The Assassin King

Fat Girl by Judith Moore
A Tramp Abroad by Mark Twain
Infidel by Ayaan Hirsi Ali
The great failure : a bartender, a monk, and my unlikely path to truth by Natalie Goldberg
Blessed Is The Busybody (Ministry Is Murder Mystery) by Emilie Richards

Unfit to Practice
Old Filth
The Clown
Beasts
Poor Cow

Ragged Dick
Wicked
The Possessed
The Know-it-All
Son of a Witch

Something Rotten by Jasper Fforde
An Inconvenient Truth by Al Gore
Bastards & Boneheads by Will Ferguson
A Hole in Texas by Herman Wouk
Losy, Lonely & Vicious by Michael Barson

A Great Big Ugly Man Came Up and Tied His Horse to Me by Wallace Tripp
Greenwitch by Susan Cooper
Catspaw by Joan D. Vinge
Wicked Widow by Jayne Anne Krentz
The Man Without a Face by Isabelle Holland

The Latecomers by Anita Brookner
Darkness Visible by William Styron
Grendel by John Gardner
Headhunter by Timothy Findley
Bastard Out of Carolina by Dorothy Allison

Fraud by Anita Brookner
My Sister from the Black Lagoon by Laurie Fox
The Pickup by Nadine Gordimer
Skud by Dennis Foon
Wicked by Gregory Maguire
The Crazed by Ha Jin

I know I've already done my 5, but I just thought of this one. And I think it's a great insult. :)

A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again by David Foster Wallace

When You Look Like Your Passport Photo, It's Time to Go Home by Erma Bombeck

this one is also under compliments:
Her Mother's Daughter by Marilyn French

An Unsuitable Job for a Woman by P.D. James

Anywhere but Here by Mona Simpson

and from the mouth of a city-slicker:
Small Town Girl by LaVyrle Spencer

Why You're Dumb, Sick And Broke - Randy Gage
The Catastrophist- Ronan Bennett
A Problem From Hell - Samantha Power
Word Freak - Stefan Fatsis
The Bad Daughter - Julie Hilden

The Crow by Alison Croggon
Vortex by Chris Bunch
Terrier by Tamora Pierce
Stiff by Mary Roach
Dark Apprentice by Kevin Anderson

Worthless by Marilyn Hardy
Pure Slime by Brian Rohrig
Rubbish! by William L. Rathje and Cullen Murphy
White Trash in a Trailer Park by Randal Patrick
The Loser by Thomas Bernhard

The Octopus, by Frank Norris

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey
White Noise Don DeLillo
Barfly by Charles Bukowski
Lord of the Flies by William Golding

Hypocrite in a Pouffy White Dress by Sarah Jane Gilman
Feet of Clay by Terry Pratchett
The Liar by Stephen Fry
The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove by Christopher Moore
A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole

A Broken Vessel by Kate Ross
Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister by Gregory Maguire
Dracula by Bram Stoker
The Tin Princess by Philip Pullman
The Witch of Blackbird Pond by Elizabeth George Speare

Prozac Nation by Elizabeth Wurtzel
Cunt by Inga Muscio and Betty Dodson
Bitch by Elizabeth Wurtzel
Animal Farm by George Orwell
Running with Scissors by Augusten Burroughs

Much Ado About Nothing
Strong Poison by Dorothy L. Sayers
Interstellar Pig by William Sleator
The Changeling by Zilpha Keatley Snyder
It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone by Scott Adams

Bad Luck and Trouble by Lee Child
Crud by Lynda Barry
Devil in the White City by Eric Larsen
A Dangerous Woman by Mary McGarry Morris
Grotesque by Natsuo Kirino

Big Trouble by Dave Barry
Lucky at Cards by Lawrence Block
Ratking by Michael Dibdin
Easy Meat by John Harvey
Sick Puppy by Carl Hiaasen
The Money-Whipped Steer-Job Three-Jack Give-up Artist by Dan Jenkins

The Goose Girl
Dragon's Keep
The edge on the sword
Bloody Jack
dangerous Beauty
the wolves in the walls

A Generation of Swine Hunter S. Thompson
Fiasco Thomas E. Ricks
Pincher Martin William Golding
Fledgling Octavia Butler
Mildred Pierce James M. Cain

Switch Bitch by Roald Dahl
Dear Rat by Julia Cunningham
The Stinky Cheese Man by Jon Scieszka
The Headless Cupid by Zilpha Keatley Snyder
The Bone Doll's Twin by Lynn Flewelling

Son of a Witch by Gregory Maguire
Wicked Lovely by Melissa Marr
The Snowman by Raymond Briggs
The Sum of All Fears by Tom Clancy
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street by Stephen Sondheim

Hypocrite in a Poofy White Dress
Unravelled by Robyn Harding
Death Comes for the Fat Man by Reginald Hill
Friend of the Devil by Peter Robinson
Scared to Live by Stephen Booth

The Bastard by John Jakes
You Suck by Christopher Moore
Skinny Bitch by Rory Freedman
Bushwacked by Molly Ivins
George Bush: Dark Prince of Love by Lydia Millet
The Ethical Slut by Dossie Easton

Abomination by Robert Swindells
The Demon Headmaster by Gillian Cross
Firmin : adventures of a metropolitan lowlife by Sam Savage
Piggies by Nick Gifford
Uglies by Scott Westerfeld
The Twits by Roald Dahl

Something Wicked this Way Comes
Bad Boy
Bad Girl Creek
Suicide Blonde
Bad News

Blubber by Judy Blume
The Angel of Darkness by Caleb Carr
Killjoy by Julie Garwood
An Enemy of the People by Henrik Ibsen
American Brutus by Michael W. Kauffman

The Human Stain by Philip Roth
Trenchmouth Taggart by M. Glenn Taylor
American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis
Frankenstein by Mary Shelley
The Insult by Rupert Thomson

Rapscallion by James McGee
Dead Beat by Val McDermid
Ogre, Ogre by Piers Anthony
A Little Zit on the Side by Jasper Carrott
Not Exactly the Three Musketeers by Joel Rosenberg

Wallflower by William Bayer
The Chemistry of Death by Simon Beckett
Lazy Bones by Mark Billingham
Black Dog by Stephen Booth
The Doll Who Ate Its Mother by Ramsey Campbell