Boogers are My Beat : More Lies, but Some Actual Journalism
by Dave Barry
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Essays. History. Nonfiction. Humor (Nonfiction.) HTML:The New York Times calls him “the funniest man in America,” and his legions of fans agree, laughing and snorting as they put his books on bestseller lists nationwide.In Boogers Are My Beat, Dave gives us the real scoop on:
• The scientific search for the world’s funniest joke (you can bet it includes the word “weasel”)
• RV camping in the Wal-Mart parking lot
• Outwitting “smart” kitchen appliances and service show more contracts
• Elections in Florida (“You can’t spell Florida without ‘duh’”)
• The Olympics, where people from all over the world come together to accuse each other of cheating
• The truth about the Dakotas, the Lone Ranger, and feng shui
• The choice between death and taxes
And much, much more—including some truths about journalism and serious thoughts about 9/11.
Dave Barry won the Pulitzer Prize for commentary in 1988, and his columns are syndicated in more than 500 newspapers. His most recent books, Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down and the novels Big Trouble and Tricky Business, were national bestsellers. He lives in Miami, Floriduh.
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A collection of columns Dave Barry wrote for the Miami Herald in the early 2000s.
The first section regards the Democratic and Republican National Conventions for the election between Gore & Bush. Interesting to consider what might have been had that gone the other way. A little dated, of course, but still funny, particularly if you were informed on politics at that time.
Also amusing were a series about North Dakota, specifically Grand Forks. Barry actually ended up visiting after a column making fun of the area produced sincere invitations. Really fun to read as I have a connection to the area.
Closes with two regarding Sept 11. Not funny at all, but not supposed to be. Very thought provoking, though.
A good collection.
The first section regards the Democratic and Republican National Conventions for the election between Gore & Bush. Interesting to consider what might have been had that gone the other way. A little dated, of course, but still funny, particularly if you were informed on politics at that time.
Also amusing were a series about North Dakota, specifically Grand Forks. Barry actually ended up visiting after a column making fun of the area produced sincere invitations. Really fun to read as I have a connection to the area.
Closes with two regarding Sept 11. Not funny at all, but not supposed to be. Very thought provoking, though.
A good collection.
The last essay, written for the anniversary of 9/11, is worth reading, if nothing else is. A switch from his usual silliness about boogers, it's a remembrance of the heroes of flight 93, focussing on the essential truth that it's impossible to honor your heroes in a way that's worthy of their sacrifice. All that can be done is to remember them. Beautiful, raw, and poignant, without even a touch of sentimentalism.
This is an awesome collection of Dave Barry's articles from the Miami Herald. He begins his collection with a great laugh at American politics especially the Presidential Election of 2000. He then moves on to articles he wrote about life and his family. I particularly enjoyed the articles about the band he plays in with other authors including Amy Tan and Stephen King. (Poor Amy Tan's husband during Leader of the Pack") He finishes the collection off on a serious tone. He wrote two articles about September 11th that are very heartfelt. A touching way to end this collection of humorous articles. I listened to the audio version of this book. The narrator read the collection so perfectly, I thought it was narrated by Dave Barry himself. show more The pauses for humor were at just the right time. It turns out that the narrator was Dick Hill. Well chosen, publishing company, well chosen." show less
Sounds like a good columnist to read regularly. Pretty funny in some subtle and not so subtle ways.
various columns collected from Miami Herald
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Dave Barry was born in Armonk, New York on July 3, 1947. He received an English degree from Haverford College in 1969. His early attempts at small-town journalism for the Daily Local News in West Chester, Pennsylvania, were directed towards local matters, such as zoning and sewage. In 1975, he briefly attempted to teach business writing to show more business people. Since then, he has worked as a professional humorist. For many years he wrote a newspaper column that appeared in more than 500 newspapers and for which he won the Pulitzer Prize for commentary. He is the author of numerous fiction, nonfiction, and young adult books. His novels include Big Trouble, Tricky Business, Lunatics, and Insane City. His nonfiction works include Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys, Dave Barry Slept Here: A Sort of History of the United States, I'll Mature When I'm Dead, You Can Date Boys When You're Forty: Dave Barry on Parenting and Other Topics He Knows Very Little About, and Live Right and Find Happiness (Although Beer Is Much Faster): Life Lessons and Other Ravings from Dave Barry. His young adult books include the Starcatchers series and the Never Land series. Dave Barry's title, Best. State. Ever, made the New York Times bestseller list in 2016. (Bowker Author Biography) Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning syndicated columnist. His recent novel, "Big Trouble," spent several months on the "New York Times" best-seller list, & his most recent nonfiction book, "Dave Barry Turns 50," was also a national best-seller. Dave lives in Miami, Florida. (Publisher Provided) show less
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- Boogers are My Beat : More Lies, but Some Actual Journalism
- Original title
- Boogers are My Beat : More Lies, but Some Actual Journalism
- Original publication date
- 2003
- First words
- I'm not a real journalist.
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- (Click to show. Warning: May contain spoilers.)Because boogers are my beat.
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- 814.54 — Literature & rhetoric American literature in English American essays in English 20th Century 1945-1999
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- PN6165 .B37 — Language and Literature Literature (General) Literature (General) Collections of general literature Wit and humor By region or country
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