Daniel Curzon

"Prolific playwright, novelist and gay activist Daniel Curzon now applies his caustic wit and elegant prose style to knee-jerk political correctness on campus and grade-grubbing, semi-literate students making vicious online judgments of instructors, often without ever showing up in the classroom. Curzon taught two decades in the English department at City College of San Francisco. In a disclaimer, he insists that the corrupt "animal farm" where his beleaguered hero Professor Nathanael Tack show more teaches ("Shite College" in the city of "Santa Francesca") bears no resemblance to CCSF. But the details of Curzon's indictment are delicious nonetheless: wracked by "neo-puritan guilt," Tack's benighted colleagues-Charlotte Wiggley, Haywood Wire, Dean Calvin Visigoth, etc.-stumble around campus (where we find the comically named Helen C. Keller Visual Arts Building and the Lowe-Rankin Dining Room) petrified that the students they're supposed to be enlightening will rate them insufficiently malleable or meek. Curzon has a firm grasp of the absurd and an eye for telling detail that recalls Evelyn Waugh or Joseph Heller. Tack must endure the boy from Bahrain who wants to skip weeks of classes to oversee the "honor killing" of his sister; the nasty illiterate who thinks his "educashun" is imperiled by bigotry against Dutch-Americans, and a band of militant bicyclists who beat motorists with bicycle chains. At the heart of Curzon's funny, often angry, narrative are the perpetrators of a bogus campus website that excoriates and libels teachers they hate. One of the tamer posts: " . . . she carrie's a big chop on her shoulder." Tack is, of course, a central target of the witless cyberbullies. He is also gay, so he must withstand slurs and work tricky relationships with his unstable lover and his teenage son. At almost 500 pages, Cyberbully runs long, and Curzon's deep sense of grievance can be exhausting. But he's an eloquent social satirist, and this hilarious portrait of one man's battle against ignorance and folly is relentlessly entertaining." - Blue InK Review

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How to Cyberbully Your Teacher
We have seen in recent months the horrendous consequences of Internet culture— the brutality of trolling, cyber mobs, the advent of post-truth narratives, the exploitative exposure of private lives, etc. But the unleashing of our basest instincts in the crucible of anonymity has crawled deeper into our society, past this month’s viral agitprop or alt-right chatrooms. It has come to live in our very educational institutions, inculcating a malevolence and lack of empathy in our children— our very future. Author Daniel Curzon, in his brilliant and brutal book, How to Cyberbully Your Teacher, has struck the heart of the matter through the narrative form, taking the grim facts and abhorrent details of this reality and presenting its truth in a compelling, emotionally raw story that unveils the ultimate consequences of cyberbullying on a private, personal, and human level. Mr. Curzon’s skills as a novelist (here, in the non-fiction genre) are readily apparent; his command of character and dialogue instantly sweeps the reader into this perverse reality, establishing the disquieting and deeply unnerving cultural norms of the contemporary educational institution from the very outset. The author’s ability to approach both the social ramifications of cyberbullying, as well as the individual psychological (and professional) fallout of anonymous attacks, speaks to his passionate investment in the subject matter which, through his evocative prose and dramatic prowess, instills a passionate investment in the reader herself. This is a profound and essential conversation that needs to be had today, and Mr. Curzon has delivered us a first step, in this forceful work, towards facing the problem head-on.
—Charles Asher Phi Beta Kappa Reviews show less

(from Amazon.com) By William Neville -
This review is from: Halfway to the Stars: Cable Car Tales of a Grumpy Gripman

[T]he title of Daniel Curzon's new book might lead one to think it would be an innocuous collection of heartwarming tales that a tourist might choose for a vacation souvenir. Far from it. this is a dark, angry book for lovers of the macabre, the hilariously grotesque, of deft observation, brilliant writing and of ideas boldly and fearlessly stated. Having survived fifty-two show more years in San Francisco, which may be even longer than the author has resided there, I can attest to the actual existence of many of the "characters" depicted here; if Curzon invented many others they seem every bit as real. And he has created a protagonist, the grip man of the title, who is as vivid and memorable as the motley passengers who leap onto cable car and page. Our narrator is a bitter, self-defeating loner whose girlfriend is in a coma throughout most of the book and whose sole friend and companion is a pet rat (or a succession of them) who resides on his person as he goes about his daily chores. And he is angry. Angry about all the ugly ways in which the city, and society in general, is going to hell. He is particularly outraged by the whole notion of "political correctness." This theme becomes stronger as the book progresses, and culminates in a harrowing dream the narrator has in which he cannot evade the crowd pursuing him or even name who they are. It's as if he's forbidden to name them, as the extremes of political correctness require us to ignore the evidence and observations of our senses in favor of some vague societal purpose. When it is considered worse to name a crime or criminal than to actually perpetrate that crime, the something is seriously wrong.
This is the grip man's thinking and he pulls no punches in expressing his ideas. Does the author feel the same? Who's to say? Whatever the case the book will inspire controversy as well as admiration for its skill and off-the-wall portraiture. And I have one question for Mr Curzon: why didn't you include the most notorious cable car rider of alll, the woman who became a nymphomaniac because she had to grab onto a pole to prevent falling down when the car stopped short? Are you saving her for the sequel?

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This book was given to me from LibraryThing free to read and review.
After reading this book, a few thoughts popped into my brain, and I will share them with you.
First, the story was pretty good; it held my interest and although it was written for a certain audience, the writing style to me was unique; each chapter included a "Meanwhile" section to divulge what was happening on the other side. It's been told that there are two sides to every story and this book emphasized this in each show more chapter.
Second, more books of this genre need to be re-introduced into today's society. It's a different world out there, and I know a few people who would embrace this book, so I'm passing it on.
I thank the publisher and LibraryThing for giving me the opportunity to read and review this book. show less

A well written book, that is a long way beyond satire. Its an original concept and turns funny on its head. I would love a copy to be sent to every member of the Tory party in the UK. One of their spokesman said this week that Bed and Breakfast businesses should be allowed to say no to gays. Perhaps superfag, should take a tour.
Anyway this book is not for everyone, but some need a wake up call and this would not only wake them up, but blow their minds.