Book Titles Against Humanity

Time for end of the year book quizzes! Yay! I found this book quiz on carlym's thread a few years ago. On this one you're supposed to answer the questions with titles of books read in 2014. Think of it as Cards Against Humanity with book titles.

Describe yourself:
How do you feel?
Describe where you currently live:
If you could go anywhere...?
Favorite form of transportation:
Your best friend is:
You and your friends are:
What's the weather like?
Your favorite time of day is:
What is life for you?
You fear:
Best advice:
Thought for the day:
How you would like to die:

Who wants to play?

Describe yourself: Dirty Chick
How do you feel? Something Missing
Describe where you currently live: Joyland
If you could go anywhere...? The City
Favorite form of transportation: The Invention of Wings
Your best friend is: The Second-Chance Dog
You and your friends are: The Interestings
What's the weather like? Catch-22
Your favorite time of day is: Eventide
What is life for you? The Rosie Project
You fear: Full Dark, No Stars
Best advice: Breakfast with Buddha
Thought for the day: Everything I Need To Know I Learned From a Little Golden Book
How you would like to die: A Woman Alone

Describe yourself: Children in the Reindeer Woods
How do you feel? About Average
Describe where you currently live: In Paradise
If you could go anywhere...? Montana 1948
Favorite form of transportation: The Boys in the Boat
Your best friend is: The Girl Who Fell From the Sky
You and your friends are: Still Life With Bread Crumbs
What's the weather like? Heaven and Hell
Your favorite time of day is: The Longest Day
What is life for you? A Tale for the Time Being
You fear: Walking Into the Night
Best advice: A Thread of Grace
Thought for the day: Why Be Happy When You Could Be Normal?
How you would like to die: Burial Rites

Describe yourself: I Am The Messenger
How do you feel? Divergent
Describe where you currently live: The Black Tower
If you could go anywhere...? A Town Like Alice
Favorite form of transportation: Mr. Mercedes
Your best friend is: A Little Princess
You and your friends are: The Wee Free Men
What's the weather like? Dead Cold
Your favorite time of day is: Doctor Sleep
What is life for you? Contact
You fear: The Ocean at the End of the Lane
Best advice: Understand your Diabetes and Live a Healthy Life
Thought for the day: Death is now my Neighbour
How you would like to die: Interview with the Vampire

Describe yourself: I Stand Corrected
How do you feel? Dead in the Water
Describe where you currently live: From a Sealed Room
If you could go anywhere...? October Fest
Favorite form of transportation: They Do It with Mirrors
Your best friend is: Hark! A vagrant
You and your friends are: Heads in Beds
What's the weather like? Snow in May
Your favorite time of day is: Noonday and Night
What is life for you? Black Coffee
You fear: Coming Clean
Best advice: Pay the Piper
Thought for the day: One, Two, Buckle My Shoe
How you would like to die: Wicked Plants

Describe yourself: The Burglar in the Library
How do you feel? Southern Discomfort
Describe where you currently live: Realms Unreel
If you could go anywhere...? Greetings from Jamaica, Wish You Were Queer
Favorite form of transportation: Learning to Walk in the Dark
Your best friend is: The Skeleton in the Closet
You and your friends are: The Kings and Queens of Roam
What's the weather like? Something Rich and Strange
Your favorite time of day is: The Writing Class
What is life for you? Aging as a Spiritual Practice
You fear: Death of a Cozy Writer
Best advice: Leave the Grave Green
Thought for the day: All Shall Be Well
How you would like to die: Living with a Wild God

Describe yourself: The Woman in White
How do you feel? I Am the Clay
Describe where you currently live: Everest: The West Ridge
If you could go anywhere...? From Beirut to Jerusalem
Favorite form of transportation: Eden Express
Your best friend is: Jude the Obscure
You and your friends are: Dancing Naked in the Mind Field
What's the weather like? Enchanted April
Your favorite time of day is: Darkness at Noon
What is life for you? The Looney Bin Trip
You fear: The Lords of Discipline
Best advice: You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
Thought for the day: No Future Without Forgiveness
How you would like to die: On the Beach

ETA: I confess that I cheated. Many of these books were read before 2014, but it was so much fun picking titles I couldn't resist!

Describe yourself: Red Sox Strong
How do you feel? The Hunger Games
Describe where you currently live The Abominable
If you could go anywhere...? Gone South
Favorite form of transportation: Hitchers
Your best friend is: Blockade Billy
You and your friends are: Catching Fire
What's the weather like? The Wind Through the Keyhole
Your favorite time of day is: Desperation
What is life for you? Existence
You fear: Command Authority
Best advice: The Shotgun Rule
Thought for the day: Now You See Me
How you would like to die: Conquest: Book 1, The Chronicles of the Invaders (The Chronicles of the Invaders Trilogy)

Describe yourself: The Zookeeper's Wife
How do you feel? Half Bad
Describe where you currently live: Lost Lake
If you could go anywhere...? A Land More Kind Than Home
Favorite form of transportation: Tiny Beautiful Things
Your best friend is: Fangirl
You and your friends are: Women in Clothes
What's the weather like? Siege and Storm
Your favorite time of day is: The Space Between
What is life for you? This Miraculous Turning
You fear: The Queen of the Tearling
Best advice: The Sharper Your Knife, the Less You Cry
Thought for the day: Lookaway, Lookaway
How you would like to die: Kneeling in Bethlehem

I think these are all too funny.

8 mainrun
"You and your friends are: Catching Fire."

LOL!