The Five People You Wouldn't Meet in Heaven

Good Time Girls
Finn Huck's dad....a very nasty fellow!
The Possessed
River Thieves
The Lesser Blessed

The Oxford Book of Villains
The Devil Soldier
The Devil Wears Prada
Twenty Blue Devils
The Devil in the White City

The Rose Demon by P.C. Doherty
Bad Boy by Olivia Goldsmith
The Devil Wears Prada by Lauren Weisberger
Sins of the Fathers by Susan Howatch
No Angel by Penny Vincenzi

The Master and Margarita by Mikhail Bulgakov
Memnoch the Devil by Anne Rice
Lord Foul's Bane by Stephen Donaldson
The Island of Doctor Moreau by H.G. Wells
Mercenary by Piers Anthony

Not that these characters would have any chance of getting in, but just in case:

The Caretaker - he was an evil dude and possibly
The Sociopath Next Door
The Queen of the Damned - arrogant bitch she was
Red Dragon - Francis was a freak
Dracula - pretty much goes without saying, but hey

Zombies of the Gene Pool, by Sharyn McCrumb
The Mind Parasites, by Colin Wilson
Victorian Murderesses: a True History of Thirteen Respectable French and English Women accused of Unspeakable Crime, by Mary S. Hartman
Turn of the Screw, by Henry James
The Three Incestuous Sisters, by Audrey Niffenegger

The Snow Queen by Joan D. Vinge
The Thief Lord by Cornelia Funke
Wicked Widow by Jayne Ann Krentz
Custard the Dragon and the Wicked Knight by Ogden Nash
Prince Bertram the Bad by Arnold Lobel

To the Devil a Daughter by Dennis Wheatley
Angel of Ruin by Kim Wilkins
The Satan Bug by Alistair MacLean
The Royal Assassin by Robin Hobb
Fiends by John Farris

Grim Tuesday by Garth Nix and all the other days of the week...
Devil's Cub by Georgette Heyer
The Tiger in the Smoke by Margery Allingham
Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood
Bloodsucking Fiends by Christopher Moore - at least, I hope not!

Dr. Faustus by Christopher Marlowe
Therese Raquin by Emile Zola
Ulysses by James Joyce (atleast according to Dante)
The Myth of Sisyphus by Albert Camus
Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy (perhaps, depending on feelings on adultery)
The Beautiful and Damned by F. Scott Fitzgerald (that one works by definition!)

The Know-It-All
by A. J. Jacobs

The Ex-Girlfriend by Alexandra Campbell

Air Supply: Lost in Love / The One that You Love by Air Supply

Rude Giants by Audrey Wood

Bullies Are a Pain in the Brain by Trevor Romain and Elizabeth Verdick

The Robber Bride by Margaret Atwood
Water Witches by Chris Bohjalian
Fledgling by Octavia E. Butler (they're kind of like vampires)
Whores on the Hill by Colleen Curran
Madame Bovary by Gustave Flaubert

Billy Liar by Keith Waterhouse
Lolly Willowes by Sylvia Warner
The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
All the President's Men by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein
The Greedy Bastard Diary by Eric Idle

Hannibal by Thomas Harris

The Talented Mr. Ripley by Patricia Highsmith

Day of the Jackal by Frederick Forsyth

Toyer by Gardner McKay

Perfume : The story of a murderer by Patrick Suskind

Unless you Repent
The Virgin Suicides
The Devil's in the Details
The Blind Assassin
Interview with the vampire

Sweeney Todd
Rebel Angels
The Canongate Strangler
Bitch
The White Devil

Anyone mentioned in my father-in-Law's favorite reference manual --

Who's Who in Hell by Warren Allan Smith

It's about 6 inches thick.

Touchstones don't seem to be loading tonight.
I'll be damned if I know why!

*edited to (finally) get the touchstone to work.

Cain's Book by Alexander Trocchi
Legion of the Damned by William C. Dietz
Broken Angels by Richard Morgan
Those Left Behind by Joss Whedon
Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them by Al Franken

Memnoch the Devil by Anne Rice
I, Lucifer by Glen Duncan
Christine by Stephen King (okay, so Christine was a car)
Queen of the Damned by Anne Rice
The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson

The Devil and Dan Cooley by Holly Lisle
Lost Soul by M.C. Sumner
Callgirl by Jeannette Angell
Children of the Night by Mercedes Lackey
The Boggart by Susan Cooper

Rosemary's Baby with my luck, they would ask me to babysit.
A Woman Scorned
Boomer or his bible
What Lies Beneath
and neither in heaven nor out do I ever want to run into the Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

Trump: the art of the deal by Donald J. Trump
Adventures in the Screen Trade William Goldman
(Goldman is great, and so is his book--it's Hollywood I have doubts about)
Hitler and Stalin: Parallel Lives Alan Bullock
Interview With a Vampire Anne Rice

People of Darkness - tony Hillerman
The devil's Novice - Ellis Peters
Pilgrim of Hate - Ellis Peters
The Liars' Club - Mary Karr
The Witches of Eastwick - John Updike

Cane (OK, OK, it's a pun *ducks*) - Jean Toomer
The Devil Wears Prada by Lauren Weisberger
The Dirty Girls Social Club by Alisa Valdes-Rodriguez
The Ghost Writer by John Harwood
The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wild

The Noonday Demon Andrew Solomon
Final Truth: The Autobiography of Mass Murderer/Serial Killer Donald 'Pee Wee' Gaskins
The Shrine of Jeffrey Dahmer Brian Masters
Killing for Company: Case of Dennis Nilsen Brian Masters
The Liar Stephen Fry

The Wimbledon Poisoner by Nigel Williams
When Hitler stole Pink Rabbit by Judith Kerr
Portrait of a Killer: Jack The Ripper, Case Closed by Patricia Cornwell
Hannibal by Thomas Harris

The Caine Mutiny by Herman Wouk
The Book Thief by Markus Zusak
The Dark Lord of Derkholm by Diana Wynne Jones
Gods Behaving Badly by Marie Phillips ("no false gods", after all)
The Magical Worlds of Harry Potter by David Colbert ;)

Skinwalkers by Tony Hillerman
The Mind of Adolph Hitler by Walter C. Langer
The Angel of Darkness by Caleb Carr
Henry VIII by Alison Weir
Charles Manson by Andy Koopmans

Mr Murder by Dean R Koontz
The Coffin Dancer by Jeffery Deaver
Partners in Crime by Agatha Christie
The Devil's Right Hand by Lillith Saintcrow
The Vampire's Assistant by Darren Shan

Frankenstein by Mary Shelley
Wayward Girls and Wicked Women ed Angela Carter
Playing the Harlot by Patricia Avis
Sort of Traitors by Nigel Balchin
The Witch of Exmoor by Margaret Drabble

All Doc Savage books by Kenneth Robeson

The Devil Genghis
The Czar of Fear
The Deadly Dwarf
Pirate of the Pacific
The Sargasso Ogre

I could name quite a few others.

The Riverman: Ted Bundy and I Hunt for the Green River Killer by Robert Keppel

The Boston Strangler by Gerald Frank

Edward Gein by Robert H. Gollmer

Portrait of a Killer: Jack the Ripper--Case Closed by Patricia Cornwell

Devil in a Blue Dress by Walter Mosley
Friend of the Devil by Peter Robinson
The Devil in Me by Christopher Fowler
Fox Evil by Minette Walters (the animal we wouldn't meet in Heaven?)
A Demon in my View by Ruth Rendell

the jesus of suburbia mike erre

rich christians in an age of hunger ronald j. sider

jerry falwell

the right and the righteous duane m. oldfield

the consumer church bruce l. shelley

Dracula - Bram Stoker

Vassagio - "Hideaway" by Dean Koontz

Shaitan - "Vampire World Trilogy" by Brian Lumley

Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde

Sauron - "Lord of The Rings" J. R. R. Tolkien

Broken Angels by Richard Montanari
The Big Bad Wolf by James Patterson
Monstrous Regiment by Terry Pratchett
The Mummy by Anne Rice
The Pirate by Harold Robbins

American Brutus: John Wilkes Booth by Michael W. Kauffman
Death of a Witch by M.C. Beaton
Lord of Sin by Madeline Hunter
An Enemy of the People by Henrik Ibsen
Blue Eyed Devil by Lisa Kleypas

Raven: the Untold Story of Rev. Jim Jones and his Peoples Temple by Tim Reiterman
Prophet of Blood by Ben Bradlee
The Bad Popes by E. R. Chamberlin
Richard III: England's Black Legend by Desmond Seward
The Blood Covenant by Rena Chynoweth

The Villain's Guide to Better Living by Neil Zawacki
Filth by Irvine Welsh
Sandman: Endless Nights by Neil Gaiman
Mort by Terry Pratchett
The Fifth Child by Doris Lessing