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1Ape
Ok fine, here, I created a thread. But on Jan 1st I will create new thread regardless of what post I'm on and none of these prequel threads will be linked to in my actual opening posts.
I cave quicker'n Richard I guess.
I cave quicker'n Richard I guess.
2richardderus
Yep. Sure do. More like the Swiss Navy than me.
3cindysprocket
I am keeping my eye on you. I am heading for Ohio in a couple of weeks.
5London_StJ
I still like odd numbers.
6Donna828
Hi Stephen, I'm with you and posting my real thread on January 1st. Of course, by then, you'll have a gazillion posts on your prequel thread. Ah, to be young and popular again. *Big Sigh*
7LauraBrook
Hola Stephano! Gotcha starred, boy! Maybe this year will be the year that the hordes will finally descend on your cave in Ohio. Hmmm.....
8alcottacre
Hello, Stephen. My, you gave in quickly :)
10elliepotten
STEPHEN!!! See, I knew you couldn't resist for long. A snowflake-shaped star for you, since the white stuff's falling again here...
11Ape
Cindy: Oh dear! *Digs a separate secret cave where he definitely can't be found*
Thanks Jim! Thanks for creating the group. :)
*Waves at Luxx*
Donna: You are right, that's why this is "Prequel #1." Hopefully it only makes it to "Prequel #2" but you never know...
Hi Laura! Let's hope not... :P
Hi Stasia...yes I know, I'm a caver. *Continues digging*
Hi Laura. Yes, it is probably best to pass through quickly when it comes to my thread. And you definitely don't want to pass out here. That, would be bad.
Hello Ellie! Yep, it's falling here too. Quite a bit, actually. I'd type more, but my fingertips hurt again. :P I think I win the award for biggest profile comment ever. ^_^
Thanks Jim! Thanks for creating the group. :)
*Waves at Luxx*
Donna: You are right, that's why this is "Prequel #1." Hopefully it only makes it to "Prequel #2" but you never know...
Hi Laura! Let's hope not... :P
Hi Stasia...yes I know, I'm a caver. *Continues digging*
Hi Laura. Yes, it is probably best to pass through quickly when it comes to my thread. And you definitely don't want to pass out here. That, would be bad.
Hello Ellie! Yep, it's falling here too. Quite a bit, actually. I'd type more, but my fingertips hurt again. :P I think I win the award for biggest profile comment ever. ^_^
12elliepotten
Ha! I wondered where you'd disappeared off to... Gawd, it's boring here today. One £8 sale and we've been here nearly four and a half hours. *yawn* It's making me really sleepy and I've had to move from seasonal reproduction in birds to some weird circus YA book I won as an ER book. Even that's not working! *yawns again and goes back to her soup before she visits her profile*
13Ape
Don't be silly, Ellie, you have read plenty today...just not so much of your actual book. Still, I think you're justified. :)
14cindysprocket
Stephen, it is ok. You won't have to go into a cave. We will be in Columbus.
16tloeffler
Really?
*finds a map and draws a 30-40 minute circle around Columbus*
Hey, the James Thurber home is there! You should visit if you can't find Stephen, Cindy!
*finds a map and draws a 30-40 minute circle around Columbus*
Hey, the James Thurber home is there! You should visit if you can't find Stephen, Cindy!
17cindysprocket
If you hide in Old Man's Cave. I won't come looking for you. We plan to get cheap tickets for an OSU basketball game.
#16 I will have to look the Thurber home up. If not this trip maybe the next one.
#16 I will have to look the Thurber home up. If not this trip maybe the next one.
19alcottacre
#11: Let me know if you hit China. No one will think to look for you there :)
21Ape
Terri: Eeek! *Digs a tunnel 41 miles away from Columbus*
Cindy: Oh! Old Man's Cave, I haven't been there since I was a kid. I live very close to it and we used to take field trips there in elementary school. :)
Hello Iliana! *Waves*
Stasia: But if I let you know I hit China then you'd know to look there...
Hi Lynda! *Waves again*
Cindy: Oh! Old Man's Cave, I haven't been there since I was a kid. I live very close to it and we used to take field trips there in elementary school. :)
Hello Iliana! *Waves*
Stasia: But if I let you know I hit China then you'd know to look there...
Hi Lynda! *Waves again*
22scaifea
Cindy: Columbus, you say? I'm pretty close to there too, and I lived in Columbus for 7 years - give a shout if you'd like some recommendations for really good restaurants near campus.
Ape: Hmm, I wonder in which direction those 41 miles are...
Ape: Hmm, I wonder in which direction those 41 miles are...
23Ape
Amber: Southeast! I live in Logan.
Since it's a heavily wooded hole in the ground, no one will ever find me!
...I hope.
Since it's a heavily wooded hole in the ground, no one will ever find me!
...I hope.
24scaifea
#23: Neat! We got our border collie somewhere round those there parts, so I hear what you're saying - it's not exactly a heavily populated area, but very pretty.
25cameling
huh....I tiptoe in, just in case you had flesh-eating zombies lounging here ... and .... ? A clean sparkly thread, Stefano?
26cindysprocket
Amber, Thanks for the offer my SO is originally from the Columbus area. We go back 2-3 times a year.
Stephen, the last time I was at Old Mans Cave, you were a little boy.
Stephen, the last time I was at Old Mans Cave, you were a little boy.
27alcottacre
#21: Yeah, but I will not tell anybody!
28Ape
Amber: Definitely, the countryside is beautiful here.
Caro: Hi! Sparkly and clean, yes...we'll see how long it lasts.
My 2010 thread, however, already has cross-dressing karaoke competitions and very dirty innuendo about placings. Oh dear oh dear...
Cindy: Haha, so you were there not too long ago then? :P
Stasia: Nope, you won't tell 'anybody,' you'll tell 'everybody!'
Caro: Hi! Sparkly and clean, yes...we'll see how long it lasts.
My 2010 thread, however, already has cross-dressing karaoke competitions and very dirty innuendo about placings. Oh dear oh dear...
Cindy: Haha, so you were there not too long ago then? :P
Stasia: Nope, you won't tell 'anybody,' you'll tell 'everybody!'
29alcottacre
Moi? Never!
30msf59
Morning Stephen- Just stopping by to say hi! Your Prequel is pretty popular! Can't wait to see the Main Event!
31Ape
29: Not moi, YOU!
. . .
30: Hey Mark! People must be disappointed, there isn't a single zombie to liven the place up...errr, so to speak...
. . .
30: Hey Mark! People must be disappointed, there isn't a single zombie to liven the place up...errr, so to speak...
32cameling
The cyborgs are glad to find a place where they can be the 'special' folks though ... the zombies tend to take up all the room.
33Ape
You have a point Caro Sorry for neglecting you all, you poor crazy cyborgs. *Hugs*
Don't feel too welcome just yet though, this thread doesn't count. My real thread is still here. I'm sure, on Jan 1st, the Icky Things will cometh!
Don't feel too welcome just yet though, this thread doesn't count. My real thread is still here. I'm sure, on Jan 1st, the Icky Things will cometh!
34elliepotten
Stephen's Main Event, where Icky Things will cometh... Ohhhh, I've been around these threads too long! ;-)
Well, somebody had to drag the tone down. This squeaky-clean choirboy image ain't fooling anybody!
Well, somebody had to drag the tone down. This squeaky-clean choirboy image ain't fooling anybody!
36elliepotten
You have taught me well, master... *bows deeply*
37Ape
bows deeply
Nice try, but I'm not taking the bait! This thread is remaining perfectly pure and pristine and free of any naughtiness or dirty innuendo! Even if we all know it isn't true of me to behave as such. Like a pornstar in a schoolgirl uniform.
Eeek! I mean I mean uhhh...errr...
D'oh!
Nice try, but I'm not taking the bait! This thread is remaining perfectly pure and pristine and free of any naughtiness or dirty innuendo! Even if we all know it isn't true of me to behave as such. Like a pornstar in a schoolgirl uniform.
Eeek! I mean I mean uhhh...errr...
D'oh!
38elliepotten
Haha, sorry folks... Well, everyone knows New Year's Resolutions to be a 'better person' only last five minutes anyway - in this case we've blown it two weeks early! :)
40elliepotten
*adjusts Santa hat to a cheekier angle and grins merrily*
41Ape
*Blushes furiously and grumbles flusteredly with vague mentions of being utterly powerless here*
42cindysprocket
Stephen, watch out for the Cougars 8-)
44richardderus
Better to say "Scariest Wild Creatures." Safer, too.
46Ape
44: I'm terrified regardless of what you call them. *Hides behind Richard and hopes he shoos off the scary cougars* Please don't let them get me. They'll try to eat me! I'm too young to die. Wahhh!
45: I'm glad you like the place. Most people are put off by the zombie blood splattered all over the floor and all the nude 'artwork' on the walls (Ok ok, so I cut them out of magazines, that doesn't make them any less artistic! ...) Have a seat and stay awhile! Though I suggest you stay away from the fold out couch facing the wall of 'life-size' potraits...
45: I'm glad you like the place. Most people are put off by the zombie blood splattered all over the floor and all the nude 'artwork' on the walls (Ok ok, so I cut them out of magazines, that doesn't make them any less artistic! ...) Have a seat and stay awhile! Though I suggest you stay away from the fold out couch facing the wall of 'life-size' potraits...
48elliepotten
>46 Ape: - Oooh, did everyone else just feel this place jerking up another notch on the creepy scale? ;-)
49Ape
47: Oh dear...someone call poison control!
48: What? I don't know what YOU were thinking, something perverse I'm sure, but that couch in front of the life-size nude portraits is the one I jerk off in...
...and sometimes when I jerk off the soda bottle cap I spill a little.
Geez, I don't know why you guys think such dirty thoughts all the time. You act like a provoke it or something! I just didn't want Kel_Light to sit in a sticky pool of root beer!
*Blushes at whatever embarrassing things Ellie might have been picturing*
;)
48: What? I don't know what YOU were thinking, something perverse I'm sure, but that couch in front of the life-size nude portraits is the one I jerk off in...
...and sometimes when I jerk off the soda bottle cap I spill a little.
Geez, I don't know why you guys think such dirty thoughts all the time. You act like a provoke it or something! I just didn't want Kel_Light to sit in a sticky pool of root beer!
*Blushes at whatever embarrassing things Ellie might have been picturing*
;)
51elliepotten
49: Oh yes, sweetie, I think I can see your "blushing" from here!
"I spilled my drink": the excuse every boy gives to his mother when she goes to wash the sheets where he's "jerked off the soda bottle cap"...
I'd just like to take a moment to thank the women of my family for passing on the 'filthy mind gene', and thus the ability to play Stephen at his own dirty little game... ;-)
"I spilled my drink": the excuse every boy gives to his mother when she goes to wash the sheets where he's "jerked off the soda bottle cap"...
I'd just like to take a moment to thank the women of my family for passing on the 'filthy mind gene', and thus the ability to play Stephen at his own dirty little game... ;-)
52Ape
My mom never let me take drinks to my bedroom, so I had to be more innovative. I think I blamed it on the dogs always eating their bones in my room or something. Hey, doesn't the 'bone' part make it a half-truth or something!? :P
53scaifea
Delurking long enough to say that this thread is giving me a serious case of the naughty giggles...
54Ape
Amber: Naughty giggles are perfectly appropriate whilst discussion matters relating to naughty dribbles.
55richardderus
Kleenex never occurred to you? Or hey, here's a radical notion, do your own laundry? That was my solution.
56Ape
Oh great idea Richard.
*Squeaky voice* "So mom, I'm hitting puberty and I was just wondering if I could, y'know...wash my own sheets..."
Oh yeah, that would have saved a TON of embarrassment. :P
*Squeaky voice* "So mom, I'm hitting puberty and I was just wondering if I could, y'know...wash my own sheets..."
Oh yeah, that would have saved a TON of embarrassment. :P
58richardderus
OMG that image is now seared into my brain ew ew ew ew ew ew get it off me ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
59tloeffler
I'll take zombies over that any time. All of a sudden I have a new perspective on Caroline...
60cindysprocket
OMG, Speechless, ROFL.
62Ape
Caro: But I'm pretty certain it wasn't my fault again... *ahem* And I do NOT look like that. Although I am liable to be seen sitting in a similar chair...but his shoes are nicer than mine. :P
Richard: Meh, I don't think Gilbert Gottfried looks so bad for his age...
Terri/Cindy: I know, right? People blame me, but I think peoples' true colors show when they visit my thread. It's like getting drunk, except instead of a hangover you have permanent mental scarring. *shrug*
Caro: ...now THAT is horrifying...
Richard: Meh, I don't think Gilbert Gottfried looks so bad for his age...
Terri/Cindy: I know, right? People blame me, but I think peoples' true colors show when they visit my thread. It's like getting drunk, except instead of a hangover you have permanent mental scarring. *shrug*
Caro: ...now THAT is horrifying...
63elliepotten
>56 Ape: - I giggled so much it HURTS!
64Ape
I'm glad my pubescent predicaments of the past amuse you, Ellie. They weren't so amusing at the time! :P
65richardderus
>61 cameling: Ahhh. Much, much nicer, Stephen's grousing aside. Actually, Stephen's grousing makes it that much nicer still....
66Ape
Waahhh! :(
I'll slay it with my manly Dagger of Masculinity!
There, now no one and question my manhood!
*Takes closer look at dagger* Oh... ...errr... *ahem*
I'll slay it with my manly Dagger of Masculinity!
There, now no one and question my manhood!
*Takes closer look at dagger* Oh... ...errr... *ahem*
67alcottacre
You are in trouble if that is your manly Dagger of Masculinity!
69richardderus
>66 Ape: What the Devil *IS* that risible, puny thing?
70Ape
Hey, don't knock the dagger! It might be puny but it isn't the size that matters. It's risibility makes up for it.
I'm pretending 'risible' means 'able to rise' of course...
I'm pretending 'risible' means 'able to rise' of course...
72Ape
71: I'm glad you feel right at home. But me, you see...well, I'm so innocent and perfectly pure that all these dirty comments make me feel awkward and uncomfortable ON MY OWN THREAD. Isn't that just terrible?
*Puts on the most innocent smile he can muster*
*Puts on the most innocent smile he can muster*
74klobrien2
Stephen, I always get a laugh when I visit your thread! Sometimes it's kind of a nervous chuckle, but most often, flat-out laughter. Thanks for that!
Karen O.
Karen O.
75Ape
Hi Karen. It's always nice to know there are those out there that aren't totally repulsed by my thread. ^_^
76Smiler69
>71 Cynara: You people are disgusting. I feel right at home.
Ditto.
Nice, um, dagger there Stephen. The pink and green colour combo makes it especially masculine, methinks.
Ditto.
Nice, um, dagger there Stephen. The pink and green colour combo makes it especially masculine, methinks.
77cameling
A dagger? Is THAT was it is .... Do you know, I thought it was an oyster shucker, Stefano.
78Ape
Ilana: I know, right? The green and pink screams "whilst working bare-chested in the sun with a magnificent man-beard and stud-muscles I pricked my thumb on a rusty nail and refused medical attention because I'm so darn tough and now have an infection releasing bacterial assault troopers in the form of delicious green pus from my bright pink and inflamed appendage." Definitely masculine, indeed!
Caro: *Sniff* I work with what I have! *Runs away crying*
Caro: *Sniff* I work with what I have! *Runs away crying*
79Smiler69
The green and pink screams "whilst working bare-chested in the sun with a magnificent man-beard and stud-muscles I pricked my thumb on a rusty nail and refused medical attention because I'm so darn tough and now have an infection releasing bacterial assault troopers in the form of delicious green pus from my bright pink and inflamed appendage."
Lol. Gee, you must have read my mind there Stephen. Especially the part about the man-beard and the stud-muscles and the rusty nail. Telepathy. Neat thing that.
Lol. Gee, you must have read my mind there Stephen. Especially the part about the man-beard and the stud-muscles and the rusty nail. Telepathy. Neat thing that.
80richardderus
Whoa! Someone said man-beard and stud-muscles! Pictorial evidence, and fast!!
81Ape
Ilana: Telepathy is my middle name (bet you didn't think I was going to say that...)
Richard: Sure...
Richard: Sure...
82richardderus
ROFL
You, young whippersnapper, are in for such a spanking! Shame on you, making fun that way!
LOL
You, young whippersnapper, are in for such a spanking! Shame on you, making fun that way!
LOL
84Ape
Hey, c'mon! You have the man-beard down, and I'm no good at judging what about dude-muscles makes them studly so...there you are! :P
85JessicaLouise23
Ape man! Starred and I promise to stop by more in 2011 :)
87JessicaLouise23
This threads going at a nice pace for me at the minute if it stays like this we’ll be fine *snorts* yeah like that’s going to happen ;)
88Ape
I haven't posted a link to it in my 2010 thread yet, so that might have helped. It might also have to do with all the talk about my man-dagger. Yep, that tends to scare people away, I think...
89FAMeulstee
scare people away, you???? ROFLMAO!
consider yourself starred :-)
consider yourself starred :-)
91Ape
Hi Frank/Anita (How am I supposed to know which one!?) Happy you have found the place! :)
Hello Cynara. Yep, definitely. Every time I flash my man-dagger in public all the women run away screaming. I don't get it. Hmmm, maybe they think I'm a mugger or something...
Hello Cynara. Yep, definitely. Every time I flash my man-dagger in public all the women run away screaming. I don't get it. Hmmm, maybe they think I'm a mugger or something...
92FAMeulstee
> 91: Stephen
I do sign sometimes with my name, Anita, as I am the computer-junk, cleaning woman and caretaker of dogs, books and garden; Frank is the cook, gets the groceries and works a bit. Both bookaholics ;-)
I do sign sometimes with my name, Anita, as I am the computer-junk, cleaning woman and caretaker of dogs, books and garden; Frank is the cook, gets the groceries and works a bit. Both bookaholics ;-)
93richardderus
>88 Ape: *THAT* little thing?!? THAT couldn't scare a nun!(I refer to the GIF, people, drag your minds up from the sewer.)
94Ape
Anita: Thanks for clarifying! :)
Richard: Yes, the GIF, that's what I've been talking about all this time. What, people didn't think I was talking about something else did they? *Tries to looks ignorant and innocent while covering his malicious grin*
Richard: Yes, the GIF, that's what I've been talking about all this time. What, people didn't think I was talking about something else did they? *Tries to looks ignorant and innocent while covering his malicious grin*
95tiffin
Ape, you young rip, it isn't even 2011 yet and you have 94 posts! In case this thread goes to 250 in the next 5 minutes, I'm going to wish you a Happy New Year now. You are unkeepupable.
96Ape
Hi Tiffin! Hm, 94 posts in two weeks is pretty good for me actually. Clearly nobody loves me this year. *Sniff pout* Actually, it's nice to know I'm just unkeepupable and not scaring people away with pictures like this:
Ahem, right, happy New Year to you too! :)
Ahem, right, happy New Year to you too! :)
97msf59
Stephen- You are very well-loved, young man! Ask Sir Richard! Just stopping by to say hi. I picked up Pride of Baghdad on your recommendation. Speaking of graphics, I've been enjoying Grandville, about an English detective who happens to be a badger. Beautiful illustrations.
98Ape
Hey Mark! Grandville looks interesting but, of course, my library doesn't carry it. I'm really scraping the bottom of the barrel when it comes to the stock of graphic novels...it seems mostly all they have left that I haven't read is that Manga stuff and lots of superhero comics I'm not really interested in. :(
99LauraBrook
Happy New Year, dear Stephen! And, in the spirit of the celebratory season, ...
*CLAP ON*
*CLAP ON*
100Ape
Ack! Oh dear...doesn't alcohol impede such things? I'll have to drink copious amounts in hopes of foiling The Clappers. *Eyes Ellie wearily*
...or will that just make me more vulnerable? *Sigh* I just can't win around here! :P
Aw, who am I kidding, I'll be in bed by 10. I hope you have a nice New Year though, Laura. :)
...or will that just make me more vulnerable? *Sigh* I just can't win around here! :P
Aw, who am I kidding, I'll be in bed by 10. I hope you have a nice New Year though, Laura. :)
101alcottacre
#100: I am glad to know that you will be tucked up safe and sound by 10PM, Stephen. I have to deal with far too many of the people who do not realize how much that last drink is really going to cost them.
102Ape
Indeed, Stasia. Although with how poorly I assume I would probably hold my alcohol, it's not so much the last drink that would cost me but the first. And what it would cost would probably whatever I ate last. D'oh!
103alcottacre
I do not hold alcohol well either. Coming from the family I am in, it is probably just as well. I had a grandfather who was an alcoholic.
What kills me are the stories I hear up at my office: "I knew I shouldn't have done it. . ." but they drank and drove anyway. Proof positive to me (if I needed further evidence) that mankind on the whole is full of idiots :)
What kills me are the stories I hear up at my office: "I knew I shouldn't have done it. . ." but they drank and drove anyway. Proof positive to me (if I needed further evidence) that mankind on the whole is full of idiots :)
104RLMCartwright
*bursts in late as usual*
How the hell did I miss this thread?
Just rofled my way through 100+ posts, back on fine, innuendous form Stephen :P
Cannot *wait* for 2011 ;)
How the hell did I miss this thread?
Just rofled my way through 100+ posts, back on fine, innuendous form Stephen :P
Cannot *wait* for 2011 ;)
105Ape
Stasia: So you are saying I have some sense after all? Hmmm...
Hey Rach! Happy to have you here, and rofling is always recommended. At least, rolling on the floor is probably more sanitary than sitting on any of the funiture, so have at it! :)
Hey Rach! Happy to have you here, and rofling is always recommended. At least, rolling on the floor is probably more sanitary than sitting on any of the funiture, so have at it! :)
106ty1997
Happy New Year, Stephen! May 2011 be filled with socializing, relationships, and lots and lots of sex.
(Think of it as new year's resolutions!)
(Think of it as new year's resolutions!)
107cindysprocket
Happy New year Stephen !
108Ape
ROFL, Tom, how come I can't just have sex without all the socializing and relationships? :P
Actually, hopefully with a new car coming my way I might be lucky enough to get some socializing done, but relationships and sex just scare me. What a horrifying resolution!
Happy New Year Cindy!
Actually, hopefully with a new car coming my way I might be lucky enough to get some socializing done, but relationships and sex just scare me. What a horrifying resolution!
Happy New Year Cindy!
109Ape
NEW THREAD!
Now that the REAL new year is here, it is time for a REAL new year thread. Please come and join me in my NEW THREAD. See you all there.
Now that the REAL new year is here, it is time for a REAL new year thread. Please come and join me in my NEW THREAD. See you all there.
111Ape
Actually wrong Kath, I'm here now longer! Now I'm there. Happy new year to you too though! :D
112Eat_Read_Knit
*cough* You mean here *cough*