Paracelsus (1493–1541)
Author of The Hermetic and Alchemical Writings of Aureolus Philippus Theophrastus Bombast, of Hohenheim, Called Paracelsus the Great
About the Author
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Series
Works by Paracelsus
The Hermetic and Alchemical Writings of Aureolus Philippus Theophrastus Bombast, of Hohenheim, Called Paracelsus the Great (1976) 123 copies, 2 reviews
The Prophecies of Paracelsus: Magic Figures and Prognostications made by Theophrastus Paracelsus about Four Hundred Years Ago (1915) 26 copies
The Hermetic and Alchemical Writings of Paracelsus, Volume II: Hermetic Medicine and Hermetic Philosophy (1976) 16 copies
Gesammelte Schriften: Studienausgabe in fünf Bänden (Schwabe reflexe, Band 4) (1982) 12 copies, 2 reviews
Paracelsus (Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim, 1493-1541): Essential Theoretical Writings (Aries Book Series) (2007) 11 copies
La grande astronomie ou La philosophie des vrais sages, philosophia sagax : Clé de tous les mystères du grand et du petit monde (2000) 8 copies
Libro de las ninfas, los silfos, los pigmeos, las salamandras y los demás espíritus (1987) 8 copies, 1 review
De la enfermedad de las montañas y de otras enfermedades semejantes : 1533-1534 (1982) 7 copies, 1 review
Okkulte Schriften, Mikroskosmos und Makrokosmos. Ein Potrait des Universalgelehrten Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim (1994) 5 copies
Das Licht der Natur 3 copies
Scritti etico-politici 2 copies
Magische Unterweisungen des edlen und hochgelehrten Philosophi und Medici Philippi Theophrasti Bombasti von Hohenheim, Paracelsus genannt (1993) 2 copies
Paracelsus Of The Chymical Transmutation, Genealogy And Generation Of Metals And Minerals: Also The Urim And Thummim Of The Jews (1657) (2009) 2 copies
Los misterios de los signos del zodiaco medicinas celestiales (cura mágica de enfermedades con sellos grabados en metales) (2004) 2 copies, 1 review
Lebendiges Erbe : eine Auslese aus seinen sämtlichen Schriften mit 150 zeitgenössischen Illustrationen (2002) 2 copies
Paracelsus : Von der Bergsucht und anderen Bergkrankheiten [De morbis fossorum metallicorum] (2014) 2 copies
The Hermetic and Alchemical Writings of Paracelsus: Complete Illustrated Edition - Two Volumes 2 copies
Paramirum 1 copy
Œuvres complètes de Philippe Aureolus Theophraste Bombast de Hohenheim dit Paracelse (1913) 1 copy, 1 review
Paracelsus Von der Bergsucht und anderen Bergkrankheiten [De morbis fossorum metallicorum] (2014) 1 copy
El libro de la Restauración y la Renovación. Colección Medicina Tradicional de Occidente (2007) 1 copy, 1 review
Alquimia Spagírica Paracelso 1 copy
Las plantas mágicas 1 copy
Paracelso 1 copy
Traité des trois essences premières. Le trésor des trésors des alchimistes. Discours de l'alchimie & autres écrits 1 copy, 1 review
Theophrastus von Hohenheim gennant Paracelsus. Sämtliche Werke in zeitgemäßer Kürzung, vol. 3 1 copy, 1 review
Obras completas (Opera omnia): Libro de los prólogos, libro de las entidades, Libro de las paradojas 1 copy, 1 review
Insegnamenti magici 1 copy
Ennustus (Finnish Edition) 1 copy
Of The Mysteries Of The Signs Of The Zodiac Being The Magnetical And Sympathetical Cure Of Disease (2005) 1 copy
Paracelsus - Elementární bytosti : kniha o nymfách, sylfech, pygmejích, salamandrech a ostatních živlových tvorech (2001) 1 copy
Ars alchimica 1 copy
Život i učenje 1 copy
La Médecine de Paracelse 1 copy
La doctrine spagyrique de Paracelse - Extraits choisis et traduits par le Dr. Emerit, mis en forme par Henri Coton-Alvart (2015) 1 copy
Scelti scritti 1 copy
Le livre des nymphes, des sylphes, des pygmées, des salamandres et de tous les autres esprits 1 copy
Of the Mysteries of the Signs of the Zodiac (excerpt from The Archidoxes of Magic, pp104-157) 1 copy
De Natura Rerum 1 copy
Les Meteores 1 copy
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Common Knowledge
- Legal name
- Hohenheim, Philippus Aureolus Theophrastus Bombastus von
- Other names
- Theophrastus (as a youth)
- Birthdate
- 1493
- Date of death
- 1541-09-24
- Gender
- male
- Education
- University of Basel
University of Ferrara
University of Vienna - Occupations
- physician
astrologer
botanist
alchemist - Nationality
- Switzerland
- Birthplace
- Einsiedeln, Schwyz, Switzerland
- Places of residence
- Basel, Switzerland
Nuremberg, Germany
Beratzhausen, Bavaria, Germany
St. Gallen, Switzerland
Salzburg, Austria - Place of death
- Salzburg, Austria
- Burial location
- St. Sebastian Church, Salzburg, Austria
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(Scene: a makeshift workshop in an Alpine village, circa 1538.)
ACOLYTE: O wise Paracelsus, greatest of alchemists, I have journeyed many German miles to converse with thee. Tell me, master, what mysteries art thou working on?
PARACELSUS: Behold! For I have discovered the high arcanum of how to create life independently of any woman!
ACOLYTE: That is hidden knowledge indeed! Do thou instruct me on how this wonder is achieved!
PARACELSUS: Well, it's like this. You take a large, ripe horse. Wait show more for it to take a shit. You want to get it fresh, while it's still as hot as possible. Next, get your dick out and masturbate until you come all over the horseshit. Keep the blended jizz and faeces in a glass container for about forty days until it's nice and fermented, then slash your arm and add plenty of human blood. At this point a homunculus will emerge about three inches high, which will dance over to you, take your hand, and you can both take a bow together!
ACOLYTE: Jesus Christ.. What kind of an act do you call that?
PARACELSUS: The Aristocrats!
(jazz hands) show less
ACOLYTE: O wise Paracelsus, greatest of alchemists, I have journeyed many German miles to converse with thee. Tell me, master, what mysteries art thou working on?
PARACELSUS: Behold! For I have discovered the high arcanum of how to create life independently of any woman!
ACOLYTE: That is hidden knowledge indeed! Do thou instruct me on how this wonder is achieved!
PARACELSUS: Well, it's like this. You take a large, ripe horse. Wait show more for it to take a shit. You want to get it fresh, while it's still as hot as possible. Next, get your dick out and masturbate until you come all over the horseshit. Keep the blended jizz and faeces in a glass container for about forty days until it's nice and fermented, then slash your arm and add plenty of human blood. At this point a homunculus will emerge about three inches high, which will dance over to you, take your hand, and you can both take a bow together!
ACOLYTE: Jesus Christ.. What kind of an act do you call that?
PARACELSUS: The Aristocrats!
(jazz hands) show less
Written by someone who still too alchemy seriously in 1890's.
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