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Series

Works by Paracelsus

The Archidoxes of Magic (1901) 91 copies, 2 reviews
Plantas Magicas, Las (Spanish Edition) (1985) 28 copies, 5 reviews
Textos esenciales (1995) 14 copies, 1 review
Aurora of the Philosophers (1985) 13 copies
Hermetic Astronomy (1983) 12 copies, 1 review
Alchemical Catechism (1983) 12 copies, 2 reviews
Paragrano (2002) 10 copies, 1 review
Tres Tratados Esotericos (Spanish Edition) (1977) 10 copies, 2 reviews
A Chave da Alquimia (2010) 8 copies
Libro De Las Ninfas 3ra Edicion (1991) 7 copies, 1 review
Obras completas (1990) 7 copies, 2 reviews
Archidoxes de Théophraste (2006) 6 copies, 1 review
Les Sept Livres de l'archidoxe magique (1990) 6 copies, 1 review
First Do No Harm (2022) 6 copies, 1 review
Las Siete apologías (2001) 5 copies, 1 review
Alchemical Medicine (1986) 4 copies
Filosofie okultní (1990) 4 copies
Traité des trois essences premières (1991) 3 copies, 1 review
Herbarius (2007) 2 copies, 1 review
Grimoires (1986) 2 copies
De l'alchimie (2000) 2 copies
De la magie (1998) 2 copies, 1 review
Paracelso (2016) 2 copies, 1 review
De Matrice (Facsímil de 1603) 2 copies, 1 review
Opera (1996) 1 copy
Paramirum 1 copy
Cinco Tratados de Filosofía (2007) 1 copy, 1 review
Libro del ente espiritual (1991) 1 copy, 1 review
Paracelso 1 copy
Liber Paragranum 1 copy, 1 review
La gran cirugía 1 copy, 1 review
Hermetic Philosophy (2005) 1 copy
As Above, So Below (2006) 1 copy
Occult Philosophy (2005) 1 copy
Necromancy (2006) 1 copy
Les Meteores 1 copy

Associated Works

The Portable Renaissance Reader (1953) — Contributor — 578 copies, 2 reviews

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55 reviews
(Scene: a makeshift workshop in an Alpine village, circa 1538.)

ACOLYTE: O wise Paracelsus, greatest of alchemists, I have journeyed many German miles to converse with thee. Tell me, master, what mysteries art thou working on?

PARACELSUS: Behold! For I have discovered the high arcanum of how to create life independently of any woman!

ACOLYTE: That is hidden knowledge indeed! Do thou instruct me on how this wonder is achieved!

PARACELSUS: Well, it's like this. You take a large, ripe horse. Wait show more for it to take a shit. You want to get it fresh, while it's still as hot as possible. Next, get your dick out and masturbate until you come all over the horseshit. Keep the blended jizz and faeces in a glass container for about forty days until it's nice and fermented, then slash your arm and add plenty of human blood. At this point a homunculus will emerge about three inches high, which will dance over to you, take your hand, and you can both take a bow together!

ACOLYTE: Jesus Christ.. What kind of an act do you call that?

PARACELSUS: The Aristocrats!

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