Escuvating New Rumors (Rumours VII)

Since we began the dig in the last thread, we've discovered some new things about each other.

One being that jp is on a new diet where she eats only birthday cake.

Found in What are you eating...May

lg is on an insect diet.

Also found in What are you eating...May

Cat's real name is Arnette Schwartzenbaby.

Found in Rissa's Baby is Here

Ooh exciting I can finally keep up with the rumor thread now that there is a new one without hundreds of posts I haven't read.

Maren will never know about the rumors being spread about her in the previous rumor threads.

Found in post #4 ;)

Ants! Yum, yum!

Rumor has it that I'll be a senior in a day =D
(and not a senior citizen...)

Mindy is getting letters from AARP. Apparently she's almost old enough to get discounts at the lunch buffets around town.

From #7, this thread

Hell has frozen over! Evidence: suge no longer shows interest in HEGs.

#8 Actually I surpassed that age a long time ago... when I was a kid there were still some dinosaurs left...
I mean... uhm... ::insert baby talk here::

Kerian got beat up by a park!

#9: Maybe suge just needs a change in diet. I suggest cake and HAGs.

Laia beats up macaroni and cheese.

MrA is opposed to capitalism.

JP uses punctuation marks as weapons.

*hides a sharp exclamation mark behind her*

I have no idea what foggi is talking about.

i think it's more accurate to say that mra neglects capitalism.

and forgets to turn bold off.

MrA boldly neglects proper grammar. He probably leaves it at home for MsD to take care of while he hangs out in alleys with lower case, unsavory grammar.

Kirby, MEM and Laia own "not a wizard" homes. I'm unclear as to whether they each own one, or whether they own several as a group.

From the current Derailed Train thread

ETA: Grammar is fun!

A "not a wizard" home is a home designed to fool people who might suspect you are a wizard. It has very strong magic wich makes anything that seems to be wizardry look normal.

LG that was just a decoy. When you don't want something it is sure to turn up.

JP how will larger thighs help me conquer the H_G's? Is that the secret? Wow. Cake. Its been there all along and I didn't know.

Laia is a skilled tattoo artist.

smiley has her own central

smiley writes her own rumours

polly writes smiley's rumours

MrA writes about polly writing Smiley's rumours

Ron writes about MrA writing about Polly writing Smiley's rumours.

Right?

MrA is confused about him writing about me writing about him writing about Polly writing Smiley's rumours...ROFLMAO (this could go on and on forever)

JP is now writing about Ron writing about MrA writing about Ron writing about MrA writing about polly writing about Smiley's rumours for the express purpose of adding to the confusion.

It's what I do.

Apparently we are all part of JP's family, and I'm on her Spanish side of her family...how did I get there I don't know since both my parents are both from China :P

#27: ROFLMAO!!

Ron, Ron, Ron. You speak Spanish, you can get me through a family get together with my Puerto Rican relatives. One of my best friends from high school is Chinese-Japanese born in Peru. My father LOVES it when she visits because he can kick back and speak in Spanish with her while I sit on the side and nod.

You'll fit in better than I do. ;o)

jp and foggi move yards.

*Found in How Does Your Garden Grow

there is a secret decoupage gang building in the craft thread. Hide your table tops and lampshades. . .

Kirby's hands are now stuck together because she forgot she had Mod Podge on them.

Suge was hanged!
But it's all good because she's a goddess.

*source: Suge and LadyN do London!!*

Lefty makes bridesman dresses.

http://www.librarything.com/topic/64510#1305701

Is that me?

34-->They were sorry they did it JP. I punched, or at least I tried to punch one of them for pouncing on LadyN.

You used your goddess powers on them?

Yep, but my goddess powers were too short and didn't reach the guys face. Alas.

MrsG is a pirate.

Source: Catch My Train of Thought

lol!

For a second I thought that was a pic of David Spade. I think it is not, however. Though I have made a dress scarily similar to that one.

It's not David Spade?

Maybe it is after all. I just didn't think so after a closer look. I've been wrong before though!

I think it's a chap called Al. I think the title of the photo was "Al in drag". I was trying to find a more bridesmaid-y type frock, but alas there are very few pictures of men wearing them... wonder why.....

Oh... wow. LOL He looks good in red, I have to say. 8)

44--> Oh, I thought you were just agreeing with me that I look like a drag queen in one of the pics you posted. Thanks for that, btw.

Suge, LadyN and LG are somewhere in here listening to cover bands and brushing elbows with famous people.

There's going to be a lot of nuts in grkmwk's library starting Monday.

Source: Good news, Bad news

Mindy deleted the toddlers. She says it was an accident, but what will their parents say? I'm hoping that she backed up the toddlers in a separate file.

Source: Good News, Bad News

Update: Unfortunately, Microsoft Access was being stupid to Mindy, and she had to retype the toddlers. All of them. I hope she at least got a hand massage afterward.

Update: Mindy did NOT get a hand massage. Any takers?

The new rumors thread was sinking due to spam and a lack of any of the HE members doing anything scandolous or rumor worthy for almost 24 hours.

Ron and MrA are having a battle to claim the title of Sith Lord.

MrA has an evil goatee.

ETA: I found another:

LadyN's skirt was blue because she was giving it to charity, so it ran all over her other clothes. Now the other clothes are blue too.

Mindy sacrifices children to coyotes in celebration of annual thingaversaries.

(GN/BN)

JP lives in Candyland, where there are bookshelves made of chocolate and books made of ice cream.

Oh, I want to go live with JP! . . . except, what does she read?

#56: Great, now I want an ice cream sandwich!

57- Whatever she reads, she must be reading in the freezer! Heeeyyy, wait a minute, maybe the door to Candyland is in the freezer! *opens freezer door and looks in*
Hmm, I don't see anything out of the ordinary. Maybe it's like the magic wardrobe, and you have to go inside it for it to work. Let's weigh the possibilities.
Possibility #1: Squish into freezer, maybe go to Candyland.

Possibility #2: Squish into freezer, get stuck, and have to wait to be freed.

Foggi, you want to try? I'll be right behind you!

*opens freezer*

*sighs, shakes head, closes freezer*

*opens freezer*
*spies icecream*
*looks to see if anyone is looking*
Yummmmmm

*distracted by ice cream*

Mindy says she was at lefty's house today, but she was also with kirby at kirby's meeting. This of course means kirby is over at lefty's house for the meeting! Also, Kirby and mindy hit B&N like bandits while lefty tried to sick Miles on the booksellers. Rumor has it that Miles only had participation once someone threw a bookseller's shoe for him to go after.

(Good news, Bad news & What are you reading in June?)

Kerian's cat Tipi is a vampire. (Hang on, I'll 'splain the reasoning)

A mosquito was eating Kerian, Tipi ate the mosquito. Mosquitoes drink blood. Vampires drink blood. Tipi ate a mosquito filled with Kerian's blood. See Dracula for the next line of reasoning, because it's icky. Ergo, Tipi is a vampire.

Makes sense to me.

So, I get to see Miles? Cool!

Kerian and JP are both making me cakes for my birthday -- and JP will be doing facepainting! It sounds like I am going to have quite a party! ;-)

I'm just eating cake, but I'll take pictures of the facepainting. :o)

JP eats facepaint.

I'm curious if she eats it straight from the bottle or if she has to make pretty designs on her face first.

her books are made of chocolate, and she eats... facepaint?

That would be a cool idea, actually.
Edible facepainting. :o)

I want edible books.

Me too. But then I wouldn't be able to read those books...

Silly. Just read before you eat.

Books only good for one reading - imagine how much the publishers would make! There wouldn't be any more lending or borrowing of books, nor any rereads of the same exact copy. Illustrators etc would have to do their best so that dust jackets could come in different flavors. The ink on the pages could each have their own flavor as well. ;)

MsD buys shoes from Johnny Depp. (Sounds like a scene from "Sex in the City") He's also her pool boy. Poor Johnny must have been hit hard by the economy.

I think everyone on LT would become obese though. Which would be very sad indeed.

Polly bites people.

(Source: "Get thee to a punnery" thread.)

only if they ask!

So if someone should yell, "Polly! Bite me!" she will.

Let this be a warning to all of you. :o)

Polly is a vampire . . . but at least she's a polite vampire.

Foggi is frying brains. The first one must have worked out well, because she is going to be back with a new one this afternoon.

Source: who am i.

waits for foggy to post on the "what are you eating now" thread.

MrA uses Spam as oyster bait when searching for pearls in the South Pacific.

What? You can't mean he was planning on eating the stuff?

#79 I'm also neat, always use a napkin!

Laia has no character.

From Who Am I? Part 4

Kerian is invisible. Although we may not see her, she is here.

From the latest GN/BN

JP listens to chocolate, which apparently talks.

Top Ten Moments

Mindy can play the piano-flute. I'm not sure what that instrument looks like, but seeing as both would individually require unique hand movements, I'm impressed. She must have an extra hand or two that I never noticed all these years.

The reason I listen to chocolate is that it always has such sweet things to say. :oP~~

#86 That's pretty cool. I can only play the flute...

Kerian is married. She got her computer a week before she and her "darling husband" got married.

Chocolate has a crush on JP (hehe I typed "crunch")

#88 -- JP is being eaten by chocolate?!?

#88: Do you mean le chocolat like in Moulin Rouge??? That would be scary...

Here is le chocolat (character from Moulin Rouge) I'm talking about, he's the one on the left ....

He's easy on the eyes! But I'm sorry, no matter how much of a crush he has on me, I'm happily married. ;o)

Hehehe well now apparently chocolate is trying to eat you. It had a "crunch" on you. ;)

*puts on best Brooklyn accent*

It had a crunch on me?

What, you sayin' I'm crunchy because I'm full o' nuts?

You callin' me nuts?

:o)

Well, JP, you are after all a little nuts.

I concur.

I don't know.

Sometimes I feel like a nut.

Sometimes I don't.

This reminds me of a song I learned at camp.
It had several verses. But the only one I remember went something like this:

"Called myself up on the phone
Asked myself if I was home.
Asked myself out on a date.
Told myself to be ready at 8.
I'm a nut.
In a rut.
I'm craaazy."

mindy is craaazy! :o)

That means a lot coming from a crazy person =)

Kerian "lifted" a new lamp!

Good new, bad news

Heeeey! :P

;)

Careful. Nwing is coughing up on LT.

This just in from GN/BN

I can't believe I came here before checking the other threads.

lefty is making blizzards. I thought she was ready for summer. I guess there's no pleasing some people about the weather.

JP is reading threads in her mind before visiting them online! Is that like one of those new tech things, like going online from cell phones? (Or not so terribly new, but new to some people.)

Lefty has managed to get Bib to crack and reveal her secret (source: Top Ten Moments thread). I suspect she did this through a combination of quilts, baked goods, and cute puppy pictures.

LOL!

ROFL

Oh, oh . . . Lefty has just challenged JP to a duel!

Though she is yet to accept. She's quite bold when it comes to making beautiful, extravagant cakes but apparently not so courageous when it comes to swords.

Heh heh heh . . . I have a sword. And I know how to use it. Just sayin'.

Really? Have you done fencing? I took a fencing class once, though I'm sure I've forgotten most of it.

I did stage combat in college, and loved it so much that I bought my own sword. Like you, I've forgotten most of it, though I'd live to get back in to it some day.

Perhaps I should be challenging you to the duel!

I am smiling because I know something you don't know: I am not left handed!

CB makes electronics go bonkers around her.

So, wait . . . neither compskibook nor lefty is left-handed? What about JP?

JP was Just Pretending.

Foggi, you've figured us out. My "lefty" actually refers to my political beliefs.

KIK, K!

#115 Lol, it seems like it. And that was my nickname in 6th grade (bonkers). Hehe

Wow, are these fake lefties! You've been found out!

Bwahahaha!

*sword fights with her left hand*

On a serious side, I wonder if I would use my right hand? I'm quite ambidextrous.

I can only do a cartwheel on my left side. If I try to do one on my right side, I end up falling over. ;)

The same thing happens to me when I try to do a cartwheel on my right side, but I also fall over on my left side, too :)

I am not a fake lefty, although juggling has made me slightly ambidextrous. I tend to do sporty things right handed. Bowling, throwing various objects like frisbees, swordplay, cartwheels, and splits (if right leg forward means a right sided split.)

#123: But which hand do you use your wand with? That is the important question....

Well cat, you're better than me. I can't do a cartwheel at all...

Nor can I. Lost opportunity. I always wanted to be in gymnastics as a kid.

Kero the puppy has graduated this year with the class of 2009 and is still settling on a college to go to in the fall.

What lost opportunity??? I did my first cartwheel when I was 19! I would suggest it might not be a good thing for your back, K, but I don't believe in missed opportunities. Only delayed experiences.

Someday I'm going to learn to play the guitar...

Someday i'm going to learn to fly to the moon.

This sounds like the makings of a cool thread!

Bib pets kitties loudly.

#130: LOL! I just came here to post that exact same thing!

#130 & 131 I just came here to post the same thing.

Bib's loud petting methods are a hot topic in the rumour mill.

#127 jp:
It was said with thoughts of my back in mind. Perhaps a delayed experience if I did a cartwheel while assisted. Alone I'm worried of doing damage.

RE #130:
KIK! I read it was the very same thing!

Kasongo is concerned about pepper in August -- perhaps she doesn't want spicy things when it's hot out? No word on how she feels about salt.

Bib (why is it always bib?) likes to eat stone fruit. You would think that would be hard on her teeth.

Okay, you're not making me feel bad about that one, stone-fruit is the acceptable term for peaches, plums, nectarines, apricots and cherries.

Now you're making me feel bad. Popping my rumour like that. *sniffle*

:o)

Theexiledlibrarian has a brain worm. *thinks of various Star Trek and Twilight Zone scenarios*

JP blindfolds teddy bears and then chucks them out....

according to the GN/BN/ thread, Ms Bella reads while tubing at Dicks sporting Goods

I had something to add to the whole stone-fruit thing but I've forgotten what it was. It would have been really great, I promise. Wasn't it National Forget Things Day recently? Apparently, I am participating.

Lefty is suffering from short term memory loss.

JP lives in the shadows.

source: Someday thread.

>#145: no he doesn't.

MrA likes to turn on italics and wander away from threads leaving others to clean up his mess.

Thats just like a man!

only smaller.

Sewing machines stalk readafew.

source: Someday thread

Mutombu eats little Dutch babies! 8oP

I hope he isn't visiting Holland anytime soon.

So far in July Lady N has only eaten cereal. It must be a Breakfast at Wimbledon thing.

What are you eating in July? Message 33

LadyN is collecting HEers on FaceBook. I hope she has plenty of room for all of them, or it's liable to get crowded.

You don't think she collects us like butterfly collecters do? *gulp*

*imagines HEers pinned onto LadyN's Facebook.*

Good thing I haven't joined ... I might end up pinned to a board too!

Ouch! Get that pin off my Face!

There was a recent sighting of the rare and elusive suge in her native habitat.

#151-155
Bwa ha ha ha ha!!!
It's the only eating cereal thing you see - when I'm hungry I get cranky and start PINNING!!!!

MrsD has to fix wardrobe malfunctions in deserted alleys on the way to work.

foggi cages her tomato plants. This way she can collect all her tomatoes in one spot. As opposed to free range tomato plants that drop their tomatoes anywhere they please.

Yes, but my tomato plants are escape artists, and have been known to drop tomatoes a full two rows away.

We tie ours to the deck. Birds still manage to steal them. I think the squirrels might be involved too.

We also have a "garden" (really a flowerbed) full of squash, cucumbers, bell peppers, and beans growing. We had to give a bunch away to neighbors before we left for our trip.

*Pictures kirby with a twirly villain mustache tying helpless vegetables to the deck.*

I have a hard time keeping it on. For some reason the glue doesn't last long. ;)

Try not to lick your lips, Kirby.

*tries not to notice that kirby's mustache is now on her tongue*

Yesterday, littlegeek had her knitting minions over. Knitting minions...of the house elf variety, perhaps?
I hope they have proper pay and benefits, or S.P.E.W. will come a knocking on lg's door. And not to sell chocolate frogs or distribute pamphlets, either!

Source: GN BN thread

foggi was part of the same year of students that attended Hogwarts with Harry, she was in Ravenclaw, and not mentioned in the books, maybe it has something to do with the fact that she was in love with one of the teachers....

After today, Ms_Bella is giving up on fashion, or possibly on clothing entirely.

Source: GN/BN

Lefty and I are in a fight. She's keeping my book hostage.

(( GN/BN thread ))

yep thats right Foggi. I hear nudism is very in right now. I wonder how it is going to go over at work... lol

Kirby was going to eat squash pancakes, but they ran away!

KIK!

pollysmith often eats hairbrushes, though she dislikes doing so.

source: Train of thought

Foggi only eats hairbrushes on vacation. Some people will do anything to stay within their travel budget. :o)

Hey its fiber and protein, what?

JP washes her laundry in the nearest stream.

sauce: Did i say that?

If it was good enough for my great grandmother... :o)

suge has been kicking the prince of Persia!

source: What are you reading thread

MrA gets his rumors from a sauce. Ragu? Prego? We may never know.

Maren is going to be in a new musical called Dances with Brooms. It will be five-star, I'm sure.

Source: Good News, Bad News

Mandy has a living room made of socks in Scotland.

Source: craft thread

Oh my, I think that's a dream come true for my hubby.

Or your puppy...just imagine a living room of socks...

it wouldn't last as a living room for long.

Yeah, Sophie dreams of a living room made of socks, too . . . she often tries to achieve this dream by dragging socks out of my laundry basket into the living room.

JP time traveled to her childhood when some neighbours put some Salsa music.

Source: Neighbours from hell

Kirby's high school employs horses as teachers.

Source: Weather thread

Foggi heard it from the horse's mouth.

Help! I need a DeLorean! Get me out of here!

Ron wants gpwts to free-fall from trees for her birthday.

Source: GN/BN

Kirby has been practicing her spellwork, but so far all she's been able to do is get puppy cakes all over her house.

Source: What are you eating in September?

Kirby (why is it always Kirby?) sees UFOs. I think they tell her to have a nice day.

Source: Weather thread

When one person meets another from online, it's typically wondered, Should I be worried? This is LT, however, and all meetings of HE members went smoothly... Until that dreadful day in which jp, cat, foggi, and espy met and walked until their feet came off!

*dreadful music*

Source: No, really?!?! I never thought that could happen! :O Good News/Bad News #15.

Don't worry about us too much though. Our replacement feet are working quite nicely. Or at least, mine are. I once heard of a guy who had his replacements put on backwards. And he walked like a duck for the rest of his life.
True story.

did he talk like a duck, too?

JP pushes dust. She's a notorious dust-pusher.

sawce: Kirby's weird thread.

Also: MrA is a lazy italiciser.

sawrce: right here, a few minutes ago.

Funny, I never knew MrA was Italic until he started italicising.

MrA plays with his tags. I wonder if MsD knows?

Derailed Train of Thought

JP is trying to start an elicit trade in hairballs. She tried sending some to Kerian to help along the cat-golem that K's mom is creating to help her with global domination.

Am I weird? Weird craving to start a new collection.

They're trying to elicit trade in illicit hairballs?

Sometimes its so much better reading this thread first before the threads rumors come from. You'd miss out on that bit of shock and extra laughter otherwise. :)

LadyN has a new mate that is flat.

I bet that makes the mate easier to store (congrats LadyN!).

Tee hee!!!

Thanks Espy :-)

Is that kind of like Flat Stanley?

Espy! Good to see you! Is work finally letting you go home from time to time?

#204: Yes, but flatmates actually help with the rent, while Flat Stanley is a bit of a freeloader. :o)

Mindylou has a truck on top of her car.

Source: GN/BN

Kas is a rattle.

Source: Good News/Bad News #Whatever it is

#207- That might be why she's having problems.

I will mention that tomorrow when I see the doctor. Thanks for the insight.

MrAndrew's cat has a transporter and is visiting various HE members -- it has been spotted stomping around theexiledlibrarian's attic and drooling in catbastet's lap.

I know this must be true, because it was authenticated by MsDonna on the GN/BN thread.

ETA: I would question the wisdom of naming a cat "Holy c^&*" (how do you pronounce all of those symbols?) . . . but it is MrA we're talking about, after all.

LOL! This explains a lot.

That's MrA's cat? Well then he owes me a new glass bowl and a good night's sleep.

maybe thats why my dog will growl in the middle of the night

I wonder, would a cat transporter called a Cheshire?

MrA better check on his cat...my neighbor's dogs chased him yesterday morning, and all was quiet this morning...

The war between marmite and vegemite fans is in full swing in the Wizarding World thread. Supporters are pulling out their 'pedias and pummeling their opponents with them. (wow, that was hard to say!)

Proponents pulling out 'pedias and pummelling participants profusely?

Polly licks dogs.

Circe: Practice your arrghs (by licking dogs).

I do not!!

Only salty ones, arrg!

Arrr, this here dog be too sweet. Needs salt.

... I heard a rumor that JP juggles her children using only her feet while entertaining at picnics.

She does I've seen it

I'm impressed.

Well, that particular picnic it was my husband and my oldest. But all of my children have been juggled at one time or another. :o)

Kirby reads lights. What a brilliant idea!

that's very... illuminating.

JP (why is it always...) uses armadillos as footrests. This leads her to the mistaken assumption that the opposite of pillow is "armadillo".

Soorce: Opposites

228: "Soorce"?

I think MrA has been dipping into the source. He seems a bit saucy. :o)

LadyN is refusing to even contemplating eating until lunch tomorrow.

(ETA: Oops, I posted this before I read about the wisdom tooth extraction, so actually it is true. Can't have people posting true rumors, now, can we? Seriously, though, my sympathies to all who are dealing with dental issues right now!)

Foggi is posting true rumours.

Surce: directly above.

Also, MrA is posting true rumours.

Serce: this post.

Is it really a true rumor though, or just psychic ability?

232-I think it's a form of ESP. Extra sensory presumption. I know this because I have the gift and I am psychotically linked to all of the HEers. True rumour.

A restaurant will be donating Welsh rabbits to the organization where Bib works. The question we should all be asking ourselves is: will Bib have to clean the cages?

My question is, what does a Welsh Rabbit's accent sound like?

wait a minute...is there any such thing as a true rumor? I mean if its true then its a fact and not a rumor right? So a true rumor is an oxymoron?

Also do welsh rabbits wiggle thier noses in a welsh accent?

Hey! polly called me an oxymoron.

:o)

Well, at least you're a clean one. ;)

hey! am I right? I say,Am I right?

Polly and JP are fighting. I think it's because Polly called JP an "oxymoron."

Source: Somewhere close by...

From The Free Dictionary

rumor - gossip (usually a mixture of truth and untruth) passed around by word of mouth
1. A piece of unverified information of uncertain origin usually spread by word of mouth.
2. Unverified information received from another; hearsay.

Ergo, since the rumour has been verified as being true, it is no longer a rumour.

Polly is always right. But that is neither there nor hearsay. True rumour.

I guess I am an oxymoron!

I still love ya,JP!

ETA: and you're not an oxymoron!;)

JP are you psychotically or psychologically connected?

Hmm...good question. I think it depends on who I'm linked with. I will leave it to my fellow HEers to decide. And spread that rumour.

LOL

JP has ESPy!

When I went to visit, I didn't realize she was going to lock me in a cage in the back yard. Thankfully she ran an extension cord out, and I'm managing to snag some Internet on occasion.

Oh please. We feed you. :oP

dirt and the occasional stray skunk.

...and then there's that giant raccoon that looked like it ate a cat...

that's not espy?

8-I

Be right back, I have to check something in the yard.

JP is counting her cats to see which one the raccoon ate.

#251 - I am offended, sir! I only eat cat when it's in Chinese food and they call it General Tso's Chicken.

#247-254 Snort! Stop it, colleagues are looking at me strangely, I'm meant to be 'researching'.

Researching rumours! Good idea. Let us know if you verify any of them.

Espy is locked in a cage in JP's backyard while wearing a raccoon coat. But it's OK, because he has his laptop.

and chinese takeout. Possibly home-made, utilising the fauna within reach of the cage.

Oh dear ,now I won't be able to eat General Tso's chicken without choking on laughter!

1st: I see that there are 20 rumors that I have not read. You guys have been busy.

Now, off to spread read the rumors.

Lucky you, most of the rumours were generated within this thread!

This just in: The rumour mill is now feeding off of its own rumours. I think that qualifies it as either a vacuum or a cannibal.

smiley hasnt been on for months and wonders why the heck she didnt get on

261: Welcome back Smiley!

Lefty would prefer to work with smarter fiber, but she socked her stupid yarn anyway.

source: HE Crafts

Lefty is cruel to less intelligent yarn

I'm starting a protests. The buttons will say:

S.L.I.N.K.Y.

I'll let you debate what that stands for.

Stop Letting Intellectuals Needle Knitting Yarns?

Seriously Loose Intentions Nearly Kill You?

Someone Let Independent Nannies Keep Yodeling?

MrA's initial actually stands for Mr Angry Elf.

Kirby's starting a protest for my cat, Slinky. There will be buttons and everything. I wonder what's being protested? New food or cat litter? Slinky asks of Kirby that she may receive some buttons soon as she doesn't have any. She grumbles that her daughter Tip surely took hers because her tummy's completely covered in them.

MrAndrew is considering changing his LT username to MrAngryElf.

wait, that's a trumour.

Lefty and catbastet knit socks for frogs.

264:
Start Living In Nice Kuddly Y-homes?

MsDonna is working on a prison break. Somebody has smuggled her a hacksaw, and she is sawing through the bars.

Source: GN/BN

It's a very stylish prison break. I hear she's wearing high heels for it!

...and pink pyjama pants with cows on them.

Oh, lovely! You are a trend setter in renovation fashion!

*runs out to the mall for pyjamas with cows, and high heels*

Polly is putting pajamas and high heels on cows?

Also, sources (what are you eating thread) say that Bib is eating one of her coworkers with Thai seasoning.

Polly runs the the mall with cows, when she is pyjama shopping. The cows can keep up because Polly wears heels.

... or maybe the cows wear the heels. Hard to be sure.

>#278: hah! i was going to post that one about bib on the misreads thread! i misread it that way as well.

MsD says we are suffering from mind-meld. I'm very sorry for you.

#278 & 279 Creepy...

MsD thinks foggi is creepy.

I heard a rumor that Mr A was going to have a fall today...

#283 -- Funny, I thought it was spring on your side of the planet. We're having fall here in the northern hemisphere.

LOL! This is why I love it when the Rumour Mill gets busy!

A cow in pink pyjamas and heels has fallen on MrA. That will teach it to wear sensible shoes.

Good heavens how do these things get so out of control

I know! When I was a girl, cows only wore sneakers, jeans and t-shirts. True, some were into body piercing...

and tap dancing.

Especially in china shops, but I think that was mainly a pursuit for male cows.

Those tap dancing cows with body piercing. You really need to...*wait for it*....

STEER clear of them! HaHaHaHaHaHa!!!

moo

Alright people... nothing to see here. Just Mooooooove along.

If a baby Bull scrapes his knee, does he go to mommy or daddy bull?

The mommy, of course. Am I walking into a joke trap? Just wondering. Carry on.

I'll wait here in the bullpen...

there's no such thing as a female bull! hehehehe

I certainly stepped into that one!

MsD is trying to avoid tormenting souls today by saying she's in a meeting.

Source: Catch my Train of Thought

Please don't hurt me, MsD. :o)

I think it's because she feels like she's turning into a chicken.

???
Does that mean MrA is a rooster?

cat catches wayward cats by the light of the silvery harvest moon.

JP's bike is trying to kill Cat. I think it's the bike from Calvin & Hobbs.

#301 -- I thought the same thing! I even posted as much on JP's FaceBook page. Freaky.

MrA and foggi are still sharing a brain.

>#303: I get it on tuesday, thursdays and saturdays. Foggi gets it on mondays, wednesdays and fridays. Ownership on sunday is determined by a random number generator. I have the digits 0 through 4 and foggie has 5 through 9. In leap years, ownership is determined by rock paper scissors competition, best 3 out of 5. I got the idea from an episode of the Simpsons. Strangely, I don't think i had possession of the brain at that time.

...wait, what day is it? I'm finding it hard to think.

Finding overnight transport for it from Australia to the USA has not been easy either, let me tell you! Not to mention the fact that, with 14 hours time difference, it's hard to calculate who has it when and for how long!

Foggi, If I were you I'd get your own brain. Just find a fresh corpse and....

hey Its almost Halloween!

Better yet, keep the brain next time you get it and send MrA the corpse brain. There's a lovely one at the morgue. The person's name was Abby something...

303-304 I thought JP was sharing a brain with MrA. How did foggi enter the picture?

Through the picture frame?

In my defense, I get into everyone's heads. A brain is any place I can hang my hat. :o)

*roots around in head*
So that's where this hat came from!

MrAndrew is known in some circles as "The KitchenMaster"

That's "The Kitchen Master 3000". Related to the corn baller, but not as dangerous.

*Picturing MrA and Richard Simmons doing a commercial in Spanish*

"Aye, Caramba!"

301- It is! The bike is evil. Evil I tell you!

311- So if you don't get to be the KeyMaster, you have to be the KitchenMaster?

312- Well, that's reassuring. I think.

Kasongo's feet talk to her.

source: weather thread

Bib has a band! I don't know why she didn't tell us. I mean, the least she could do is get us some free tickets...

Not surprisingly, Bib's band is called Bib Band.

Source: The Would You Rather thread.

I do Beatles' covers and don't actually have any other band members yet, but that's okay because I only have one guitar and no drums or microphones. *sigh*

That's ok, Bib. All you need is love.

Espy is encouraging MEM to start a revolution!

Source: MEM's birthday thread

JP is trying to give Cat away!

Source: MEM's birthday thread

Espy managed to use a spoon to tunnel out of the cage in JP's backyard and made it all the way to foggi's basement. Unfortunately, he has been unable to communicate with foggi since the wi-fi only barely reaches beneath the house. He has been setting his beard on fire to keep warm and occasionally tunnels back to JP's house for dessert.

Mem is in a bubble.

Source: Where is everybody?

MrA is having us speak in italics again. ;)

Kerian is talking crazy talk.

I can't believe MrA missed this one:

Lefty is buried in mountains of dresses, fudge, and yeast rolls. Oh my!

darn! i saw that one last night but got distracted.

coises! foiled again! *twirls moustache*

Ms_Bella has been making out at book sales. No idea what book she's getting hot and heavy with yet.

Source: Hot Off The Presses: Good News/Bad News 16

Mr. A loves the doctor so much that he wants to spend a couple of months there.

Source: Where is everybody?

321- It's too bad that it takes espy two days to tunnel back, though. By the time he gets here, all the dessert is gone.

This thread is not too long, and MrAndrew has not started excuvating a new rumours thread.

source: Psst!